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  • Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • हे भगवान मुझे कुछ भी मत दो चलेगा.

    लेकिन
    मेरी मम्मी को
    एक ‪#‎beautiful‬ बहु मिलनी चाहिए…
    :girl::woman::girl::woman::princess::bride_with_veil::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se - - Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUSI KI B Had Hoti H
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har pal me ik gum sehna padta hai, In aankho me ashko ko bhi rehna padta hai, In ashko me dubi aankho ke lie, Dil ko har dard chup chap sehna padta hai Prince Zubair. . . . . . . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्लेन में 4 से 5 ड्रिंक लेने के बाद.. ब्रिटिश- मैं अब सोना चाहता हूँ अमेरिकन – मैं अब इन्टरनेट पर अपना काम करूंगा । जर्मन – मैं फिल्म देखूँगा । चीनी – मैं गाने सुनूंगा । इण्डियन – हट जाओ MC अब भाई प्लेन उड़ाएगा.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek School Main Launch Ke Time~ 4 Ladko Ne Ek Ladke Se Kaha "Bol 2 Aur 2 Kitne Hote Hai. Toh Us Ladkene Ans Diya Isme Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai 2 Aur 2 4 Toh 4 Ladko Ne Kaha Aabe Saale 2 Aur 2 22 Hote Hai** By-Bright Group
    • 10 years ago



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  • Evolution of girls :D :P 1980 - Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me 1990 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me 2000 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna 2005 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi :P 2013 – Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata !! Style machine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai, shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai, Hum logo kaise samjhaye.. ki har zakkas ladki ki ‘MAA’ hume apni ‘SAAS’ lagti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rule Of Boys Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati . . . Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati . . . Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apki bibi Par . . . . Dusri ki bibio Se Nazar Hatai Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • 7 Sachchai Duniya Ki... 1) Aapki Aankhe Aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa Hai Jinhe Aap Sabun Se Nhi Dho Sakte.! 2)Aap Apne Baal Nhi Gin Sakte.! 3)Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Nhi Chhu Sakti.! 4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Karenge.! 5) Aap Muskura Rahe Ho Qki Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Sakti Hai.! 6) Aap Has Rahe Ho Qki Aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • CHAND Ne Mujh Se Kaha Ki Tere Sare Dost Kanjus Nalayak Gareb Faqir H Mene use Gusse Se Ghura or Kaha Teri Himmat Kese Hui SACH? BoLne Ki.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k "SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI" Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha "AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of responsibility 1 aadmi library me jakar.. Suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..? Librarian ghurte huye Waapis karne koun aayega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy to Girl:Aapki sakal meri patni se milti hai. . Girl:Aapki patni ka name? Boy:Abhi shadi nhi hui MORAL:YE SB NAYE TARIKE HAI PRAPOSE KARNE KE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Facebook facts , how users choose there names..: kali koji larki, fb name,White angel:> mota kuppa larka fb name,smart bobby:D darphok loser bacha fb name,azmat killerB-) muhale ki desi larki fb name,ash princess;) 45 sal ki aunty fb name,nadia doll:-p 60 saal ka baba fb name,nomi king:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kyun hame bar-bar satate ho Kyun hame bar-bar yaad aate ho Humari toh ruh kaap gayi thi us din Jab hume pata chala ki aap harpic se nahate ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Me Math Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Istimal Hua Ho..?? . . Stdnt: Lak 28 kuri da 47 weight kuri da.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:Kaha Ja Rahi Ho..? Girl:Suside Karne..!! Boy:To Itna MAKEUP Kyu Kiya Hua Hai.? Girl:Abe Ghonchu..! Kal Newspapr Me Photo Aaegi na..!!
    • 10 years ago



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