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  • Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai. Lalu: Na Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim karleta hai. Lalu: Tumko aata hai Obama: Yes Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर - आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए ? मरीज - पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी. डॉक्टर - तो खाने से इनकार कर देते ! मरीज – जी, वही तो किया था … !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur, . . . Thakur: Le le.. mere hath lele.. basanti ke bhi le le,. . Jay aur viru ke bhi lele . . Ramu kaka ke bhi le le . . Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.! . . . . Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa Malik:Kon Hai Waha? Chor:Miyaaaun! Malik:Kon Hai? Chor:Miyaaunn Malik:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee?? Chor:Kamine Billi Hun Billi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabar:Are o Sambha Ye Kaun Se Log Hai Jo Sms Ka Jawab Nhi Dete Sambha:Sarkar Ye Wo Log Hai Jo Misscall Karne Ke Bad Bhi Balance Check Karte Hai "SO LITE HIS LIKE" *HIREN*
    • 10 years ago



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  • 50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai.. Kese? Gents Toilet Me Likh Kr Ayege … Soni I Love U Ab Kya Soni Waha Pdne Jaygi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pucha Muzse chand sitaro ne Tuze BhuLa DiYa Tere Jigri Yaro ne Maine Muskurate Hue Kaha Bhul to nhi skte Bs Lage Honge kisi ko Patane me.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue:आलसी होने की हद तो देखें...

    संता (बेटे से): तुम एग्जाम देने क्यों नहीं गए?
    बेटा: पेपर टफ था।

    संता: बिना जाए तुम्हें कैसे पता कि पेपर टफ था?
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    बेटा: पेपर दो दिन पहले ही लीक हो गया था!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara? Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal. Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai. Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki... Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Brahma: "System installer" Vishnu: "System operator" Shiva: "System programmer" Narad: "Data Transmitter... thoko likes...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai. Mere jute 1500 ke hain. Boy bus kar.. Phle chain band kar pagli.. 20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chehre Pe Daag aur Aankho mein Nami Hai Chehre pe Daag Aur Aankho Mein nami Hai, Jyada Socho Mat Tumhe VITAMIN C aur IODIN ki kami Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye...Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiyeDirector:- wo toh hain hi ..!Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aa gaya… usne upar dekhte huye kaha: “bhagwan, main to mar gaya” Us din bhagwaan ji bhi mast mood mein the, Upar se awaaz aayi: “ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”, Pappu ne patthar uthaya aur sher ke sar per maar diya, Phir upar se awaaz aayi : “Beta, mara to tu ab hai”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gam Ko Bech Kar Khusi Khareed Lenge.. Khwaab Bech Kar Zndgi Khareed Lenge.. Hoga Imtihaan To Dunia Dekhegi.. Khud Ko Bech Kar Aapki Dosti Khareed Lenge..! By - www.FreshSMS.in
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ki Ek Dukan Pe Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gayi Ab Batao Kyun ? Dukan Jewellery Ki Thi, Aur Wo Sales Girl Se Bola… Aapke Ek Ek Item Mast Hain, Aaj Soney Ke Kya Bhav Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gya... . aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena . . Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil skta. . . . Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya... . . . . Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ? Badi bottle du ya chhoti ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?” Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“ By - Meena Mishra.
    • 10 years ago



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