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Boy: I Love U Girl: But I Love Someone Else, Boy: Okay! No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . :/ . . . MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nhi Kr Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye ! !

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GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!. ;)=))

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agar hum na hote to tujhe ghazal kaun kahta, tere chehre ko kamaal kaun kahta, yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka, warna pathharoN (stones) ko taj mahal kaun kaheta....

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Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat: 2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM! 1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT! 2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT! Agree

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Wife: Bs kro g..rat k 12bje se kr rhe ho or subah k8 bj chuke h. Thake nai kya?Aur kitna kroge? Hsbnd :krne do na darling abhi to mere 200 MB or free hai Thora aur download karne dona. Djsumit

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Muskurahat ka koi mol nahi hota Kuch rishto ka koi tol nahi hota Vaise pyar to mil jata he har raste par Par koi aapki tarah anmol nahi hota

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Boy to grl"i luv u" girl"tameez se baat kijiye." boy-"bismillah-e-rahim noor-e-jannat, mohtarama-e-khas, kya aap hmare bachho ki ammi banogi.??

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apni “Girl friend”ko “mein ” kese “samjhaon “Faraz” . . . . . . “K “Mohabbat “miss “karne “se “Nhi “Kiss “KARNE’ “se “Barhti “hy

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Ek ladki ne 400 meter race me adko ko aaram se hara diya. Saheli: Tune ye kaise kiya? Ladki: Mein pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage hi nahi gaya.

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BSNL ka network AIRTEL ka balance aur FACEBOOK par mili ladki ka.. . . . . . Kuch pata nhi kb kaha udd jaye

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क्लास में नैतिक शिक्षा के पाठ के दौरान बच्चों को चोरी करना बुरी बात है यह समझाने के बाद टीचर ने पूछा – अच्छा बताओ, यदि मैं किसी आदमी की जेब में हाथ डालकर रुपये निकाल लेती हूं तो मैं क्या कहलाऊंगी - एक बच्चे ने हाथ उठाकर बताया – उस आदमी की बीवी ……

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Wo pyar jo haqiqat me pyar hota h, zindagi me sirf ek baar hota h, nigahon ke milte-milte dil mil jaye, ye ittefaq sirf ek baar hota h,

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Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- Dekh dekh us ladki ko dekh Wo tere sath padti hai or 1st aayi hai, Boy-dekh dekh kya? Usi ko dekh dekh k to fail hua hu.

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Pehle Wo Meri Gf Thi . Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi . Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani, . Wo Bolti Thi Main Sunta Tha . Jab Wo Meri Biwi Bani . Hum Dono Bolte Hai . Mohalla Sunta Hai...

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Sense Of Responsibility: A Man Goes To Library And Asks For A Book On Suicide.. Librarian Looks At Him And Says, . "Bhai Wapas Kaun Dene Aayega.?"

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6 flowers 4 u- 1 for health, 1 for wealth, 1 for happiness, 1 for frendshp, aur baki 2 aise he kaan pe laga lena.Ache lagoge

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Machar Marne Ka sabse aasan tariqa: Cheeni aur lal mirch ka mixture machar ko de, Mixture khate hi wo pani ki talash main niklega. Jaise hi wo water tank k paas jaye use dhaka de do Wo bheeg jayega aur khud ko dry karne k liye aag k paas jayega Usi waqt aap aag me bomb phenk de, Wo buri tarha zakhmi ho k hospital main admit ho jayega, Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar de. Machar marjayega

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Aur Maaro Sardaro par Jokes. Gin-Gin ke Badla le raha hai. Petrol - 80.35 Rs. Diesel - 62.41 Rs. US Dollar - 68.15 Rs. Gas Cylinder - 950 Rs. Sugar - 35 Rs. Onion - 60 rs. band Baja di na akele ek Sardar ne sabki Bolo tara rarara

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Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya. Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha “Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare” Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur Vakiye Hi Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein Hai :P :D

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Bollywood movies dekh ke me ye jaan gaya hu ki, . . . . . . . . Agar aap kisi se pyar jatane ke liye gana gate huye disco, railway station, sadak pe ya koy bhi public place pe dance karoge to sari public apke sath same step pe dance karegi!

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