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  • अर्थशास्त्र की क्लास में छात्र– “सर हमें अर्थशास्त्र क्यों पढ़ना चाहिए ?” अध्यापक – “यह हमें लोगों की जिंदगियाँ बचाने में सहायता करता है.” छात्र ने हैरानी से पूछा – “वो कैसे सर ?” अध्यापक – “क्योंकि अर्थशास्त्र तुम जैसे बेवकूफों को मेडिकल कॉलेज में प्रवेश से दूर रखता है !!!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek School Main Launch Ke Time~ 4 Ladko Ne Ek Ladke Se Kaha "Bol 2 Aur 2 Kitne Hote Hai. Toh Us Ladkene Ans Diya Isme Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai 2 Aur 2 4 Toh 4 Ladko Ne Kaha Aabe Saale 2 Aur 2 22 Hote Hai** By-Bright Group
    • 10 years ago



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  • Antar Mantar Jadoo Jajantar Chinko Finko Jin Batuta… Kuchh Mehsoos Huva Nahi Jadogar Ne Bhi Yehi Bataya Tha Yeh Jadoo Shetan Par Asar Nahi Karegaa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY-Tu kitne baje uthti he? GAL-Apna koi time nhi, jab dil kre so jati hu, or jab dil kre uth jati hu BOY-NAUGHTY.TU bilkul mere KUTTE pe gai he ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itne Khuddar The Ke Kabhi School Na Jate.. . . . . . Wo To Ladkiyon Ke Shauq-E-Deedar Ne Hume Yaha College Tak Pahuncha Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE.. . KAASH YE DURIYA NA HOTI.. . . . KAASH HUM SATH HOTE.. . . . TO.. . . . . TO, . . TO.. . . TO.. . TO.. . . YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai. . . Student: "Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHOLEY 2025- MAA; Beta, Soja Warna GABBAR Aa Jayega.., BETA; 100"Rs. Do, Warna PAPA"Ko Bata Dunga Ki Mere Sone Ke Baad GABBAR Ata Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya, Ladki Boli: “ Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil ” Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki? Ya Fir Chance ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर - “मेरे पापा काम पर गए हैं”– इसका future tense बताओ ? स्टूडेंट - वो कल भी जायेंगे ….. किसी के बाप में हिम्मत हो तो रोक के दिखाए ….!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 dost jungle me rat ko tent me so rahe the. Tabhi 1 dost ki neend khuli to usne dusare dost ko jagakar pucha. 1st frd- yaar,tujhe asman me kya dikh raha hai. 2nd - bahut sare taare. 1st- isse tujhe kya lagata hai 2nd- ki asman khubsurat hai. 1st- abe newton ki aulad tent chori ho gaya hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi Sambha se puchta hai, "Gabbar jab chhota tha tab uski Ma use roj kyu marati thi???" Sambha- kyu ki Gabbar uski Ma se har waqt kehta rehta tha, "KITNE AADMI THE??"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bv: Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the! Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hy Bv: Phir b -JAANI- koi sher kehdo! Husband: lo sunO Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan Tu jo gir jaye mujh par Mar jaonga me sanam:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • MOVIES OF SCHOOL Class = BARDASHT Attendance = HERA PHERI Class Room = NO ENTRY Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN Exam = EVIL DEAD Examinar = DON Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ? Marking = ANDHA KANOON Exam Time = QAYAMAT Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI Question Paper = PAHELI Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ Result = SADMA Pass = CHAMATKAR Fail = DEVDAS Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM HappY eXaM SeaSOn.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 bus stop par. Boy:Mujhse shadi karogi? Girl:Kya? Boy:Achhi film hai na? Girl:Kutte k bacche. Boy:What? Girl:Kitne chote chote hote he na.
    • 10 years ago



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