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  • Agar Doctors Filme Banate To Un Filmo Ke Naam Ye Hote... 3 Injections, My Name Is Saline, X-Ray Ho Na Ho, Kaho Na Bukhar Hai, Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam, Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai, Kaash Aap Hamare Patient Hote, Mai Dettol Ki Deewani Hu, Hamara Thermameter Aapke Paas He, Zakhm To Hona Hi Tha, Patient 420, Rehna Hai Tere Clinic Me, Kabhi Tablet Toh Kabhi Injection, Rang De Swine Flu, Once Upon A Time In Hospital.
    • 10 years ago



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  • gabbar- aaj maine basnti ko nahate hue dekha. viru- kutte,kamine mai tera khun pi jaunga. gabbar- abe gadhe mai naha raha tha or bsanti ja rahi thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ledies ke saath log kaise baat karte hai... Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu Dhobi Wala: Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho Me Abhi Aata Hoon Xerox Wala: Aage Piche Dono Taraf Se Karu Ya Sirf Ek Side Se Fruit Wala: Kele Ka Size To Dekho Dil Khush Ho Jayega Bank Wala: So So Ke Du To Chalega Auto Wala: Aage Se Nahi Jayega Piche Se Lu Paper Wala: Kal Me Niche Se Dal Ke Gya Tha....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fact. . . . . . . . . Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai. :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • :grinning::grinning::grinning:

    लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

    लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Son: "Maths Vich Fail Kyu Hoya".. Son: 1st Day Teacher Kendi 5+3=8.. Agle Din Kendi 6+2=8.. Fir Kendi 4+4=8 Ullu Di Pathi Khud Confused Hai Mujhe Kya Padheygi..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I Love U Girl: But I Love Someone Else, Boy: Okay! No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . :/ . . . MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nhi Kr Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye ! !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai.... Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai audience : wah wah... Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata, kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Sapne Ko Apni
    Sanson Mein Rakho,
    Har Manzil Ko Apni
    Bahon Mein Rakho,
    Har Jeet Aapki He Hai,
    Bas Apne Lakshya Ko Apni
    Nigahon Mein Rakho….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dudh Me Milawat.... Pani Me Virus.... Cold drinks me kitna shak... Engineers :- Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf "BEER. Piyo Sir Utha Ke.. Jiyo Ladkhada Ke... AgREe karte HO toH THOKo LIKES
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Pathan Dusre Se: “O Yara Mere Pet Mein Gas Hai” Dusra Pathan: “Khuda Ka Shukar Ada Kar Ke Petrol Nahi Hai, Warna America Ne Qabza Kar Lena Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi ke baad Pappu ne apni wife se pucha : . "Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?" . Wife ne 1 lifafa dia, jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the. . Pappu : Ye kya? . Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi. . Pappu (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun? . . . Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Broken Heart Can Heel, Again And Again, It Will Always Feel, And When It Finally Comes The End, A Broken Heart Will Always Find A Way To Mend. It Will Love Again.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:Khada nahi hota! Dr:R u Maried? Boy:No Dr:Mutth? Boy:No Dr:U visit Chakla? Boy:No Dr:girlfrnd? Boy:No Dr:Toh phir khada kar k kya 2013 ka calender latkana hey?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga. Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee. Boy:aap kaun? Girl:mai bittu. aur aap? Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha. Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mousam Badla Garmi Ho Gayi.. aapke sms Ke Bina Zindagi Tang Ho Gayi.. Kya aapke Inbox Mein sms Ki kami Ho Gayi.. Ya Fir Humara sms Padh Ke Bolti Band Ho Gayi..
    • 10 years ago



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