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Arz Kiya Hai . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se ... Wah Wah. . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se... . Are Wah Wah....! Lenkin Lekin... In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise.. Kaminooo Seyyy!!!:):d:

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Suhagrat pe ladka bivi ko sirf kiss kr k so gaya.Subah maa boli,"Bahu,mandir jane se pehle naha lo "Bahu- gusse me"Sirf brush kr leti hu maji, baki sb fresh hai.

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Arz kiya hai.. Khushi wo Chiz hai jis se Gum bhulaya jata hai.. . Aur . Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost . Jis se . . . Lifafa chipkaya jata hai.

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Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhag Gai, 3 Din Baad Wapis Aayi.! Baap (Ghusse se ): Aab Kya lene aayi ho???? ... ... ... ... Patli pin wala Charger...

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Modern wedding card "vighn karan amangal karan, Bhoot nath maharaj pratham Nimntran aapko sakal bigado kaaj" Alpjivi murkhanand weds Durbhagyakanshi kulakshmi Barat andheri raat me sunsan shahr se Gumnam shahr me jayegi. Sabhi manhoos logo ko suchit kiya jata ki Ve apni gandi shakl lekr shadi me Aane ki himmat na kre....... Date of marraige 30 feb 2014

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Saare Facebook members ko suchana: Kripaya kisi bhi joke ke peeche "Market me naya aaya hai jaldi fwd karo" ka tag laga ke Dimaag ka Dahi na kare. Hum Bhutiye nahi baithe. Hum ko pata hai kaunsa joke naya hai kaunsa purana. Aage se apne aap ko gandu sabit na kare. Dhanyawaad. Jaldi forward karo Ye market mein naya aya hai

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Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke ... . . . . Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ? . . . . . . . . . Badtmeez Ladka : Kapde Utar De.. New Born Baby Lagegi...

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Communication is the lifeline Of any relationship. When u stop communicating, you start losinG your valuable relationships ... So stay in touch always ...

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Ek Acident huaa.. Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi.. Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha! . . Usne bahut koshish ki par kuch bhi nahi dekh paya . . Pappu dimaag laga kar bola – Ye mera BAAP hai.. . . Bheed pichhe hati.. . . . Toh Dekha KUTTA mara pada tha.!

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Kejriwal- beta mumma ko bolo chai mei thoda adrak aur elaichi dalna. Son- papa sab mile hue hai. Kejriwal- dialogue copy karta hai haramkhor.

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पुलिस इंस्पेक्टर (चोर से )– तुम एक ही दूकान में तीन बार चोरी करने क्यों गए ?
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चोर– सर, चोरी तो मैंने पहली बार में ही अपनी पत्नी लिए एक ड्रेस चुराकर कर ली थी… बाकी दो बार तो मुझे सिर्फ उसे बदलने के लिए जाना पड़ा … !
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Girl: Fish Tank Ko Dekh K Boli Machliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti He? . . Boy: Sprite Pite Hue Kyunki Wo Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! Sidhi Baat No Bakwas!

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Girls are so sweet, caring, loving, beautiful, cute . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . in .jpg format

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Someone somewhere dreams of your smile... and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile... So whenever you’re lonely... remember its true... someone somewhere is thinking of you I love U...

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Rangeen ho tum rango se zyada, Mahkte ho tumperfume se zyada, Smart ho tum mujhse zyada, Agar ye sochte ho to pagal ho tum had se bhi zyada.

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Ham gaye us gali se Wo aaye is gali se . Ham gaye us gali se Wo aaye is gali se . . fir kya? hamari mulaqat hi nhi huyi.

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan lelo.

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ladki-tum mujhe kiss karoge na.. ladka-sant rha.... ladki-tum mujhe kiss karoge na... ladka-sant rha.... ladki-kro na kiss... ladka-tum baad mai mana kiyu kar deti ho... ! ! ! ! ! (na)

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Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies: . . "Mission Impossible" "Eee Naa Ho Payi" . "Mission Impossible- 2 "Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naaho Payi" . . "Titanic" "Nauka Dele Dhoka" . "Anaconda" " Aadmi Ke Khaye Wala Sapwa" . . "Three Idiots" "Teen Burbak" . And The Best 1 "Ghajini" "Takla Ke Badla"

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Ek lady kanjuso ke ghar se, Rote hue bahar nikli. People asked kya hua? Lady-kanjuso ke ghar gyi thi. Zalimone chai ke liye bhi, Mera hi doodh nikal liya.

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