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  • Mobile ek MANDIR hai, Sim card uska DEVTA, Call karne wala PUJARI, Sms bhejne wala DANI, Padhane wala BHAKT Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • SERIOUS MSG: Jivan me 1 bat yad rakhna.. Aansu pochne wale milenge Par Nak pochne koi nahi aata he, isliye hamesha RUMAL sath rakhna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • British : Why U Indians R In Different Colors ? Look We R All White ! . . . . . . . Santa : Horses R In Different Colours But Donkeys R All The Same..
    • 10 years ago



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  • kehti hai woh, har ek khoobsurat chehre ko dekhta hai tu… kehti hai woh, har ek ladki ko kyu dekhta hai tu… kya kahun tumse?? bas har ek chehre me nazar aati hai tu….
    • 10 years ago



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  • How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years ------Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes. .. After 3 YRS-------Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby oils · · After 15YRS-------ZanduBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray…. · · After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti
    • 10 years ago



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  • बीवी बाथरूम से नहाकर निकली तो,
    उसका पति उसे घूर रहा था...
    बीवी (रोमांटिक मूड में) : इरादा क्या है जनाब ?
    पति ने दो थप्पड़ खिंच के मारे और बोला
    "मेरे गरम पानी से क्यूँ नहाईं" ?
    "Happy Winter"
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Winter Jokes , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Boss- Pin De Employee-abc2313 Boss- Abee Stapler Pin Mang Raha Hu Bbm Pin Nahi. Android Waale Aise Behave Kar Rahe Hai, Jaise Gaav Mein Naya "TV" Aaya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murgi Anda Deti Hai Aur Cow Doodh Deti Hai To Aisa Kaun Hai Jo Dudh Bhi Hai Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai? DUKAANDAR ! Waris
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dudh Me Milawat.... Pani Me Virus.... Cold drinks me kitna shak... Engineers :- Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf "BEER. Piyo Sir Utha Ke.. Jiyo Ladkhada Ke... AgREe karte HO toH THOKo LIKES
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Pati: Mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? Patni: Nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap? Pati: Main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga... *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja raha tha, Ek Police wala hanste hue:Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rahe ho? Bacha: Police me bharti krwaneY.! MoraL: Aajkal ki Generation se soch samaj kar baat kare
    • 10 years ago



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  • મારા મિત્ર ને ફોન કર્યો ને કહ્યું કે આ મારો નવો નંબરછે,

    સેવ કરી રાખજે.
    એણે બહુ સરસ જવાબ આપ્યો .

    તારો અવાજ મેં સેવ કરી રાખ્યો છે,

    નંબર ગમે તેટલા બદલ

    હું તને તારા અવાજ થી જ

    ઓળખી જઈશ..!!

    :kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart::relaxed::blush::blush::blush:
    આમા કવી ને નંબર સેવ કરતા નથી આવડતુ એટલે મોટી મોટી હાંકે છે:joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Kavi Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Hum chlormint kyon khaate Hai? Q ki 5 STAR Dairymilk Perk Kitkat aur Munch 50 paise me nahi ate hai! Ab dubara mat puchna...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 98 years old rich man married 18years girl. Media askd d girl: "Aapne inmeshadi k liye kya dekha?" Girl:-Ek toh inki "in-come" aur dusre inke "din-come" ¥@
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pate gir sakte h peah nahi suraj dub sakta hai asaman nahi dharti suk sakti h draya nahi duniya sudr sakti hai lekin .lekin ap nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Achha Dost Hospital Me, Phool De Ke Kehta Hai Get Well Soon . . . . . Par 1 Sacha Dost Kehta Hai Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai, Dhire-Dhire Theek Hona Roz Aaunga...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya apki Girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai.....? . . . Sulagta Jism.? Nashili Ankhen.? Kanp-kapate Honth.? Tharthrata Badan.? Agar hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To Usko DENGUE hua hai... Jaldi doctor k paas le k bhaag..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murga aur Murgi ki LoveStory Murga:I Love u,I can doAnything 4u Murgi:U canDo anything 4me Murga:Yes ofcourse. Murgi:toh ek anda de kDikha
    • 10 years ago



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