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  • जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
    आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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    बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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    जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
    खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
    आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes
  • Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui? Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se.. Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • YE PYARA SA GULAB SIRF AP K LIYE. . . (./) /.".)"^----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ Iska Nam Gulab Hai To Mai Kya Karu. ha ha ha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • That Happiest moment On Facebook . . . . . . . . . . When you are fighting on someone status and your friends support u by liking ur comments.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Especially female friend..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai.. Kese? Gents Toilet Me Likh Kr Ayege … Soni I Love U Ab Kya Soni Waha Pdne Jaygi?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Mere pyare Sharaabi dosto, Videsh se Kaala Dhan waapas aaya to Beer 8 Rs Vodka 20 Rs Whisky 35 Rs Soda 1.25 Rs me mil sakte hai . Ab to support karo ANNA ko!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • BSNL ka network AIRTEL ka balance aur FACEBOOK par mili ladki ka.. . . . . . . . . . Kuch pata nhi kb kaha udd jaye :D *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • बीवी बाथरूम से नहाकर निकली तो,
    उसका पति उसे घूर रहा था...
    बीवी (रोमांटिक मूड में) : इरादा क्या है जनाब ?
    पति ने दो थप्पड़ खिंच के मारे और बोला
    "मेरे गरम पानी से क्यूँ नहाईं" ?
    "Happy Winter"
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Winter Jokes , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Pappu:jaanu ab tum change ho gai ho girl:wo kyo pappu:ab jab mai tumhe kiss karta hu to tum apne eyes band nahi karte girl:haramkhor pichle baar ke the to mere pursh se 100 RS gayab the.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhod Diya Ki.. Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje ke baad. Aur.. Tum FACEBOOK Par Aate Ho 12 Baje Ke Baad..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha. : Banta- kya kar raha hai? : Santa- Lassi bana raha hun. : Banta- isliye log hum pe joke marte hai : Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • ye lo BRA, Ab khud na pehen lena,aapki girl frnd ki hai, Rat ko khel-khel me mere pas bhul gayi thi. Ab thanks bolkr rulayega kya pagle?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Santa ek hotal me..... . Santa:-ye makhi chaye me kya ker rahi? . . . . . Vater:-or kya karegi, Tairna sikh rahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Rule Of Boys: Phulo Ki Mhak Churayi Nhi Jati, Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nhi Jati, Kitni B Soni Ho Apni Grlfrnd Mgar Dusro Ki Grlfrnd Bhulai NHi jati?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Agar english aati hai to.. Fast padhkar dikaho My A My They My They They My A My They na My . . . . . . . . Hahahaha.. Chhutta nahi hain maaf karo..!!! Aage jao shivam
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • लड़की – ये लो पेन ड्राइव इसमें फेसबुक डाल दो .. . . ( लडके ने हैरत भरी निगाह से लड़की को घूरा ) . . लड़की – ऐसे क्या घूर रहे हो , 2 G.B. में नहीं आएगा क्या ....?? :-P :-) .
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 5 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Zabardasti Kiss Kar Rahe The Ladki Chilla Rahi Thi . . Beshrmo?? . . . . . . . . . . . Lado Mat Sabki Bari Aayegi:-)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • When Ishant sharma was born doctor said ..... . . . .. . . . . .. badhai ho .. apke yaha baal paida huve he .. sath me ek baccha bhi laga hua he ;p :o
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes