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Ek janaza or ek baarat takra gaye.. unko dekhne wale b chakra gaye.. uper se awaz aai, ye kaisi vidai hai.. mehboob ki doli dekhne yar ki mayyat aai hai…:( feeling sad}

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santa chalti hue chandrayan vali missile me se kud gaya . aur koodte hue bol raha tha dokha mere sath itna bada dhokha saloaaj to amavasya he chand to niklega hi nahi. dhoka................./.

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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain..

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1murgi market gai aur boli:1 anda dena Dukandar:Tum ande ka kya karogi? Murgi: Mere murge ne kaha "Darling! 3 Rs ki chiz k liye, Tum apna figure khrab mat karo"

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Khusi Ke Liye Aansou Kurbaan, Hansi Ke Liye Gum Kurbaan, Dost Ke Liye Jaan Kurbaan, Agr Dost Ke Girlfend Mil Jaaye, To Saala Dosti Bhi Kurbaan!!

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Newton ki Gf: Aj me kesi lag rahi hu? Newton:Tan c/Sin c GF:-Wat? Newton:- Tan c/Sinc =(Sin c/Cos c)/Sin c =1/Cos c =Sec c GF-WOW! Naughty newty.. =Hi frndss... Djsumit

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Sir:Aj pehli bar tm clas me baten kr rahy ho, hamesha tm nazren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy. Kia hua tmhe? Stdnt: Sir aj mera sms packg khtm hogya hai:;-)

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GOLU:muje wo ladki pasand h MOLU: uska 1 boyfriend h GOLU-hr goalpost k aage goalkeeper hota h uska matlab ye nahi ki hm gol nhi kr skte

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Tym 4 A DEADLY PJ !!! What do you call a bee that has come from America ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "USB" No claps plz.....:-P :-D

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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do.

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1Baar GOLU kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha Bewkuf Ban Gya

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1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota, Mgr Phr B 1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho! Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.

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Arz Kiya Hai... Wife Ne Puchha Husband Se.. Wife Ne Puchha Husband Se.. Ki Sach Sach Batao Tum, Kitne Ke Saath Soye Ho.. Husband Bola - Soya To Sirf Tumhare Sath. Baki Saikron Ke Sath JAGA PURI RAT.

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Paapu: Agr Main Is Saal Bhi Fail Ho Gya To Main Aatmthya Kar Lunga, Santa: Khbrdar! Aisa Kiya To, Main Tujhe Jaan Se Mar Dunga...!

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During exam.... Madam: Why are you so confused? Santa: *silent* Madam: Did you forget your pen? Santa: *silent* Madam: Forgot roll no? Santa: *silent* Madam: Forgot your calculator? Santa: Oye chup kar pagal madam !! Etthey main parchi galat subject di lai aya, tennu pen, pencil di agg laggi ae!!!

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Baap ki aulad hai toh neeche dekh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maa ki aulad hai toh upar dekh

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Na jane ki aapki yaad aati hai. Hontho per aapki hi baat aati hai. Baithe hai jab bhi 2 pal akele mein. Yaad bas wahi pehli mulakat aati hai.

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1- Ladki Tottaa Honi Chahiye, Pyare Toh Kutte Ke Pille Bhi Hote Hain. 2- Ladki Pyari Honi Chahiye, Tottaa Toh Parrot Bhi Hota Hain. 3- Ladki Cute Honi Chaiye, Bold & Curves Toh Blackberry Bhi Hote Hain 4- Ladki Mein Attitude Hona Chahiye, Angry Toh Aajkal Birds Bhihoti Hain . 5- Ladki Samajhdar Honi Chahiye, Lovely Toh University Bhi Hain.

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Usne Kaha . . . ! "Bhrosa Dil Pe Itna Nahi Karte" Maine Kaha . . . ! "Pyar Me Kabhi Socha Nahi Karte" Usne Kaha . . . ! "Bahut Kuchh Duniya Ke Nazaaro Me Hai" Maine Kaha . . . ! "Jub Tum Saath Ho To Hum Kuchh Or Dekha Nahi Karte".

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Aaj unse mulakat hogi unke parce se chori hogi dhire dhir bhagne ki suruwat hogi phir heroki entry hogi hero doud doud k chor ko pakedega chori k saaman . . . . . . . . . . Dekh ker hero pagal ho jayega q ki wo condam ki paket hogi.

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