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  • Close your eyes and think about yourself, Your face Your style Your nature Your smile Your looks Now open your eyes Free me HORROR movie dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo
    • 10 years ago



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  • BSNL ka network AIRTEL ka balance aur FACEBOOK par mili ladki ka.. . . . . . Kuch pata nhi kb kaha udd jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Hawa hi hawa hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Utha Le Re Deva Utha Le.. Mere Ko Nhi Are Baba Mere Dosto Ko Utha Reee... . .. ... Duniya Se Nhi Re Deva Nind Se Utha De Reee...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai.... Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai audience : wah wah... Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata, kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa mai KBC se bol raha hu Mere pitaji ka naam kya h Maa- sawal kitne ka h? Santa- 1000 ka.. Maa- Quit kar de kamine 1000 k liye ghr me talware chlwaega kya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya re chikne sms hafta nahi bhej rela hai, Apun ko pta hai tere pas sms ka Bahut sara mal pdela hai, Chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi
    • 10 years ago



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  • A boy was walking in rain. A gal came: Why didn’t you share umbrella? Boy:No its Ok sister & walked away. . . Moral:Moral voral kuch nahi.. Ladki khaas nahi thi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya, Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha, Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार एक मोबाइल कंपनी में चिंटू इंटरव्यू देने गया। पहले ही सवाल का जवाब देने पर उसको वहां से धक्के देकर भगा दिया गया। . . . . . . . . . . . .सवाल था - सबसे मशहूर नेटवर्क कौन-सा है ? चिंटू का जवाब था - कार्टून नेटवर्क...।
    • 10 years ago



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  • TATA ko ab pata chala ki NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai.. 1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti. And 2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr hnssi aye to like jrur thokna:p . . Aaj dast kya lage, hum behal ho gaye, Hag hag k hamare laal ho gaye. In ghutno me ab to dard ho gaya, Seat pe bethna bhi dushwar ho gaya. Pet me na jane kya gud gud hotahe,Ab to har pal jane ka mood hota he. Dho dho k hamari jaan nikal gayi, 1 pichkari abhi mari thi, Dekho dusri phir aa gayi. Puchur Puchuk Sarrar na jaane kaisi aawaze aati he, Padosan kehti hai dhire karo, Chote bachedarr jaate he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore KiLottery Nikli,Company Ne Socha kAchanak Btayege ToLadki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai,Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya orKaha k ladki ko kuchhiss tarah se Btana Ki WoKhushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,PappuNe Ja ke Us Ladki ko kahaMaan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore KaInaam Nikle To Kya Krogi...??Larki : Aap Ke SamneDance Karungi Aap Se Pyar Krungi,Shadi Karlungi, Yehi Nahi,Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe De dungi.Ye sun kr Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Movies of school life.... ... Classes- Bardaast. .. Attendance- Hera pheri. .. Classroom- No entry. .. Teacher- Janidusman. .. Exam- Evil dead. .. Examinar- Don. .. Frnd during exam- Hum aapke h kaun.....? .. Viva- Encounter. .. Marking- Andha kanoon. .. Exam time- Qayamat. .. Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai. .. Question peper- Ek paheli. .. Result- Sadma. .. Pass- Chamatkar. .. Fail- Devdas. .. Future- Na tum jano na hum.......%-);-):-|.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 budhi aurat park me baithi thi, Kisi ne uske baazu me BOMB rakh diya.. Sab zor se chillane lage "Aunty Bomb hai, Aunty Bomb ha." Aunty : Nahi Re Paglo, Pehle jaisi baat kahan???
    • 10 years ago



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  • I always wonder ki "jaise ladke kehte hai ki- oye bhabhi hai teri" . . . . . Kya usi tarah ladkiya bhi kehti hongi - . . . "oye jiju hai tera, uske sath flirt mat kar" :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se Niklti hai? Son:-Khidki se Dad:-Wo kaise? Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi Jaan khidki se Nikal jao
    • 10 years ago



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