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  • MAST LIFE kise kehte hai? LEE ka jeans RAYMOND ka suit ho BMW car Amitabh k ghar ke pas bungla ho & Aishwrya aakar kahe THODI CHINI MILEGI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy jab fail ho jaye to.... mom 3 words kehti hai: " AURJAA GHUMNE " . Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI " . Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain . . . " Abe Tu Bhi " ..:P :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • पंडित – ग्रह दशा खराब है, रोज सुबह कुत्ते को रोटी और दूध देना।

    लड़का, अपने दोस्त से: सुन बे, कल से तेरा सुबह का नाश्ता मेरी तरफ से, याद से आ जाना…!!!
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes , Jokes Quotes
  • Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number Dial Kar Rha Tha, Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..? Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • JanNat ke darwaaze pe dastak di, toh aawaz aayi. . Kya chahiye.? : : : "Maine kahaa khusiyaa aur Lambi Umar" Kiske Liye.? : : Jo is waqt mera Status padh rahe hai Unke liye. . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक भिखारी को एक दिन कुछ नहीं मिला। दुआ करने लगा, ”या अल्लाह, अगर मुझे एक रूपया मिल जाये तो आठ आने तेरे।” आगे चलकर उसे एक अठन्नी मिली। उठाकर बोला, ”अल्लाह मियां ! हो बड़े सयाने! आठ आने पहले की काट लिये।”
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 sardarni behosh ho gayi. Doctor-"Ye mar gayi hai. Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli, "Mai ZINDA hu" Sardar-"Chupchap padi reh, Tu doctr se zyada janti hai kya!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta: Maa Hum Diwali Ke Sare Pathke Is Dukaan Se Lenge.. Maa: Beta Ye Dukaan Nhi Girls Hostel Hai.. Boy: Par Papa To Kehta Hai Yaha Ek Se Ek Patakhe Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bunty: Dada Ji, Kya Aap Badaam Khate Hain? Dada Ji: Nahi, Mere Daant Nahi Hain. Bunty: To Yein Badaam Rakhiye, Main School Se Aakar Le Lunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy ne Girl ko propose kiya to girl gussa ho gaye aur boli. Girl:Apni shakl dekhi hai? Boy:Ha dekhi hai. Tabhi to tere pass aaya hoon varna Katrina Kaif ke pass nahi jata.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap- beta chhod de ye Facebook, ye Facbook tuje roti nahi dene wala... :@ . . . . . KamiNa Beta- haa papa ye facebook muje roti nahi dene wali par roti banane wali degi....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?? Boy: Jo tum bolo janu...! Girl: Kya tum mere liye, chaand taare todd ke la sakte ho?? . . . Boy: Phir zameen ke charoon taraf kya teera baap ghoomey ga???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli "KARO? Husband- mujhe kuch nahi aata Wife- koi baat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jaao, wife ne ????kapde utare husband ne bhi???? kapde utaare fir....Wife ne letker taange utha lee to husband ne bhi letkar taange utha lee or bola"ab"? Wife: ab aisa kar Bh*sdike Bahar se ???3 aadmi bula laa.. ek meri ?marega aur ek TERI.? Husband: aur teesra.? Wife- teesra ?free ka msg padne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha hai.. Dekh kya. Raha hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss- Pin De Employee-abc2313 Boss- Abee Stapler Pin Mang Raha Hu Bbm Pin Nahi. Android Waale Aise Behave Kar Rahe Hai, Jaise Gaav Mein Naya "TV" Aaya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kejriwal- beta mumma ko bolo chai mei thoda adrak aur elaichi dalna. Son- papa sab mile hue hai. Kejriwal- dialogue copy karta hai haramkhor.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek car ki nilami ho rahi thi: Log boliyan laga rahe the. 2 lakh,4 lakh6 lakhCust: Ne Gusse se gadi ki"khasta haalat"dekh ke kaha ki is car ki kyaa khubi hai jo itni mehngi bik rahi hai. Ek ADMI: Is car ke"10 accident hue hai aur sab me"BIVI"hi mari he "Cust: 10 lakh ! 10 lakh !(HV)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Modern Majnu– Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi… Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya
    • 10 years ago



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