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Maa mai KBC se bol raha hu Mere pitaji ka naam kya h Maa- sawal kitne ka h? Santa- 1000 ka.. Maa- Quit kar de kamine 1000 k liye ghr me talware chlwaega kya.

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Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi... Hahahaha...

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Comedy in park:- Boy and grl are sitting. 2 dogs kissed each other Boy- janu agar tum bura na mano to mai bhi? Grl- ok,par samhal ke,kutti kaat na le.

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Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lgti Hein, Mein Aap Se Shaadi Karu gaa.. Madam :- Gusse Se, Muje Bachon Se Nafrt H, Baccha :- Ok Madam Mein Koshish Krun Ga Ke Bacche Na Ho

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1 INDIAN ne 1 CHINESE ladki se shadi ki 1 saal baad wo mar gayi use rota dekh ghar walo ne samzaya beta china ka maal tha 1 saal chala wahi bahut hai.

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"ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4 . . . Bande Hain Hum Sanskari Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj Nikle Charon Aur. . . Irade Hain Kanyadaani Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon Kanyadaan Karne Aaj Chale Hain Hum

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GirL Friend is fun, & Wife is gun. GirL Friend is Light of Moon, & Wife is Month of June. GirL Friend is Tooty Fruity & Wife is Kismat Phooti. GirL Friend is Beauty, & Wife is duty. Girl friend is pension & Wife is tension. Girl friend is pataka, & Wife is syapa. HappY Kunwara Life.

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एक लड़की एक दूकान पर गयी । लड़की - भैया क्या आपके पास रिचार्ज मिलेगा । दुकानदार - जी मिलेगा ना कितने का ? लड़की - और आपके पास लिपस्टिक है । दुकानदार - जी हां लड़की - और ! नेल्पेंट ? दुकानदार - जी वो भी ? लड़की - और आपके पास cello pens है ? दुकानदार (गुस्सा होते हुए ) - हां सब है पर तुझे क्या चाहिये ? लड़की - कुछ नही ! असल में ना मेरे बॉयफ्रेंड की बाइक ख़राब हो गयी है। उसने मुझे कहा की जा वहां टाइम पास करके आ .....! तो मैं आ

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Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai.. Meri facebook pe ID bana do ... ! . . . Maine kaha : Tujhe ID Chalana Aati bhi hai kya?? . . . Woh pagli boli : Chala aap lena... Main picche baith jaungi __ ! Ha ha ha ha , boys THOKO LIKE

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Ek Secretary apne boss k sath train trip pe ja rahi thi. Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi, K, Achanak Boss ne puchha: "Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren" Secretary sharmate hue boli: "Sir, jese aap ki marzi" Boss: "To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

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"Kaccha papad Pakka papad" To koi bhi bol leta hai. Ab ye try karo.. ye line fast bolke dikhao tho maano "A good cook could cook good" Has kya rahey ho.good good cud cud

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Boss nokrani se: tujh men begam se ziada maza he. Nokrani: lekn sahab ji is mehal ke sare nokar kehte hen k tujhse begam men ziada maza he.iii

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"Wo Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rahe The Hume" "Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rahe The Unhe" Wo Hume-Hum Unhe" Hum Unhe-Wo Hume" Kyunki Exam Me Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume" Waris ali

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Har Ladke Ki KaHani:- Mai Jitni Baar Bhi FLirt Karne Ki KosHisH Karta Huu.. . . . . ..Utni Baar.. . . . . Sachha Pyaar Ho Jata Hai..!!

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Boy- Chalo Kisi Viraan Jagah Chalte Hain. Girl- Tum Aisi Vaisi Harkat To Nahi Karoge.! Boy- Bilkul Nahi. Girl- To Phir Rehne Do, Kya Fayda...!

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डैड - बेटा,बताओ जान कहाँ से निकलती है ? बेटा – खिड़की से… डैड – वो कैसे ? बेटा – कल दीदी एक लड़के से कह रही थी – “जान, खिड़की से निकल जाओ”.

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Plz Ignore Mat Karna Roz Kitne Faltu Msg Karte Ho 1 Bachi Jiski Umar 21/22 Saal Hai, Bohot Pyari Hai . Dua Kare K, Wo Mere Sath Set Ho Jaye

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Ladki Ko PurposeKarne Ka Tareeqa Usse Samundar Pe Le Jao Ship Mai Bithao Phir Ship Ko Samandar K Bich Mai Le Jao Phir Kaho . . Mujhse Shadi Kar . Warna Utar

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Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le Aao." Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Padi, Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga Jab Laut Kar Aai To Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha "Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B Hath Nahi Aata

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