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Santa biwi K sath trainMe safar kr raha tha Raatko biwi boli:Ye admi mere blouse me hath dal raha H Santa:Tu fikar na kr paise mere jeb me H..

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Larki fon p: kya Ap kunware hn? Admi: yes, Lekin Ap kon? Ans: Tumhari B.V. Aj Ghar ao phr batati hun Doosri Call new Number se Girl: Ap Shadi Shuda hn? Man: yes, Lekin Ap kon? Girl: Tmhari Girl Friend, You Cheat. Man: Sorry Baby, Mai smjha Meri B.V h. Ans: BV hi hun , aj tu bus ghar aaja...!!! Hahahahaha.:p d0uble sh0ck hahahaha By Shahroz

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Number Choose karain 1 se 10 tak Aur Main apko bataonga k apki Personality kaisi hai Balkay yaar tu rehne hi de Tu waise hi mujhe beghairat sa lagta hai:

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Brahma: "System installer" Vishnu: "System operator" Shiva: "System programmer" Narad: "Data Transmitter... thoko likes...

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Gajodhar bhaiya ka transfer Lucknow me hua, wahan pahunch kar usne socha biwi ko sms kar du! Network ki gadbadi ke karan wo sms ek aisi mahila ke pas pahunch gaya jo apne pati ko dafna ke aayi thi, sms padhte hi wo behosh ho gayi Q ki sms me likha tha-Begum mai yahan accha se pahunch gaya hu yaha internet aur mobile ki sahuliat bhi hai, Tum udaas mat hona, agle hafte tumhe bhi yahan bula lunga..... @SHARIQUE@

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Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se, Yaar Dekhte Hi Dekhte Mai Baap Ban Gaya, Dusra Dost - Yaar Tu Shaktimaan To Nahi Aankh Se Dekhte Hi Dekhte Bacha Paida Kardiya.

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xtreme Kamina Baccha.. . . . . Son:"Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ?? . . Dad:"Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ?? ... . . Son:"Q k Aapki shadi aur meriD.O.B me sirf 6 mahine ka farq h.

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1 hath me pen, dusre me phone, 1 kan se lecture,dusre me i-pod, 1 Aankh Board pe dusri lover pe, kon gadha bola student life is easy? We are very very busy.

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After Watching RAANJHANA Main Is Conclusion Per Aaya Hoon Ki, "Zoya Naam Ki Ladki Se Jis Kisi Ne Bhi Pyaar Kiya Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara..!!" Example: JANNAT, ISHAQZAADE & Now RAANJHANA..!!

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Muskurahat ka koi mol nahi hota Kuch rishto ka koi tol nahi hota Vaise pyar to mil jata he har raste par Par koi aapki tarah anmol nahi hota

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- interview - Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega? Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...

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1 Ldka Or Uski GF Garden Me Baithe The… GF:Jaanu, Koi Aisi Baat Kro Ki Dil Ki Dhadkan Tej Ho Jaye. BF:Bhag Tera Baap Aaya – Bhag Tera Baap Aaya.

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Pappu: Sharab Peete Huey Rone Laga . . Santa: KYa Hua kaminey, Ro Kyu Raha hai.. . Pappu: Yaar Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ke Liye pee Raha tha, Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha hai...

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Arz Kiya hai... . Aankho Me Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi, Sari Raat Mobile pe baat Ki aur, Subah pata chala,Wo to girlfriend ki Mummy thi.

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GF chahe jaisi ho. Awara Pagal Diwani Lafangi . . par jab uska sms aata hai dil kehta hai . Tedi Hai Pr Meri Hai.

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Har Pal, Har Waqt, Har Din, Har Lamha, Har Aahat, Har Ehsaas Aur Dil Ki Har Dhadkan Keh Rahi Hai. "Baap Re Baap Kya THAND Pad Rahi Hai.

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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Hawa hi hawa hai.

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Agar ek hi sentence ladki aur ladka bole toh usme bahut difference hota he: . eg. . Girl: mene kal raat ek movie dekhte dekhte ek box tissue paper khatam kar diya. . matlab ladki koy emotional movie dekh rahi thi. . ab socho yahi sentence agar koy ladka bole toh??? . toh ladka kya dekh rha hoga????

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A Girl got a call from unknown number.. . . Man:" Hi, r u single.. ?? . Girl:" Yes, but who r u.. ?? . Ans:"Your Husband.. Aaj ghar aake bataunga..>:O Another call from unknown number.. . . Man:" R u married ?? . . Girl:" Yes, but who R u.. ?? . Man:" Your boyfriend, U cheat!! . . Girl:" Sorry jaanu, I thought it was my husband.. . . Ans:" Husband hi hoon saali kutti, aaj to tu gayi bas ghar aane de.. :p >:

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Hum to udti chirya k b par gin lete h.. wah wah Hum to udti chirya k b par gin lete h.. Isme "mushkil hi kya h? 2 hi to "hote h.

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