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  • Bahu : Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ? . . . . . . Maaji : Are Kambakht tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Barsaat Ki Raat Bheegi Ladki . . Bheega Badan, . Bheegi Zulfen, . . Bheege Honth . . Nazare Mili Maine Socha Kal Use 100% Zukaam Hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति: जब मैं सूट पहनकर सब्जी लेने जाता हूं, तो दुकानदार मुझे सब्जी महंगी देता है और जब मैं मैला कुर्ता-पाजामा पहनकर जाता हूं तो सब्जी सस्ती मिलती है। पत्नी: तब तो तुम हाथ में कटोरा लेकर जाया करो सब्जी मुफ्त में मिल जाया करेगी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
    आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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    बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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    जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
    खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
    आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes
  • Santa Banta Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The.. Tabhi Sher Aa Gaya.. Santa:- Tu Dar Raha H. Banta:-nahi To Santa:-to Saale Apani Dho Meri Kyo Dho Raha H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym: I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use? Trainer: Sir! Use the ATM machine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kyon hijr ke shikave karta hai kyon dard ke rone rota hai ab ishq kiya hai to sabr bhi kar is mein to yahi kuch hota hai aagaz-e-musibat hota hai apne hi dil ke shararat se aankhon mein phul khilata hai talavon mein kanten bota hai ahabab ka shikwa kya kijiye khud zahir va batin ek nahi lab upar upar hanste hain dil andar andar rota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY-Tu kitne baje uthti he? GAL-Apna koi time nhi, jab dil kre so jati hu, or jab dil kre uth jati hu BOY-NAUGHTY.TU bilkul mere KUTTE pe gai he ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर मरीज़ से बोला,"अगर तुम मेरी दवा से ठीक हो गए तो मुझे क्या इनाम दोगे?" मरीज़: मैं कब्र खोदता हूँ, आपकी कब्र फ्री खोद दूंगा।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya apko ladkian pasand hai.. ?? . . . . . Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . To Gol gappe ka thela laga le..:p :O :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- Dekh dekh us ladki ko dekh Wo tere sath padti hai or 1st aayi hai, Boy-dekh dekh kya? Usi ko dekh dekh k to fail hua hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apko Apna Bachpan Yad Hai Jab Ap Khilone Ki Dukan Pe Gye aur Pucha: uncle Us Monkey Ki Kimat Kya H aur . . . . Dukan Wale Ne kaha- Beta,Wo AAINA H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • HusBanD Was SinGing iN To!Let: "Kudiyan Nu Thag Le, Kudiyan Nu Thag Le.." . . . . . WiFe SHouted:-"KaM!Ne PehLe Tu THik_se Hagg Le...!!":)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 pagal khali paper ko bar-2 choom rha tha. 2 pagal-ye kya h? 1 pagal-love letter h. 2 pagal-magar ye to khali h. 1 pagal-aaj kal bol chal band h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu 1st time plane par baitha: . . . . Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, Pappu pilot ko maarne laga or bola - . . . . . Main pehle hi dara hua hu, or tu pagal stunt maar raha hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 47 Saal Ka SALMAN KHAN Ladki Dekhney Gya, Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gai, Hossh Aaya, Karan Pucha Tho Boli….. 25 Saal Pahle Yeh Mujhe Bhi Dekhney Aaya Tha..........
    • 10 years ago



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