Funny Jokes

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai, Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)

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Nakhro tharo tauba tauba ! Gazab hi tharo style hai, sms to ek hi koni karo, aur rolo macha rakhyo hai,mere kan mobile hai,mere kan mobile hai.!!.

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Grl- where is my bday gift? boy- road pe lal rang ki car dekh rai ho? grl(khusi se)- wow! boy- same colour ki nail-polish laya hu tumhare liye....

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agar hum na hote to tujhe ghazal kaun kahta, tere chehre ko kamaal kaun kahta, yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka, warna pathharoN (stones) ko taj mahal kaun kaheta....

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1 murgi ne baaz se shadi kar li, murga hum mar gya the kya, murgi me to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi par mom dad chahta the ladka AIR FORCE me ho

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Teacher:" Agr koi school ke samne Bomb Rakh deta hai to kya karoge ?? . . Student:" thodi der dekhenge Agar koi le jata hai to thik hai . . . Warna Staff Room me rakh denge...

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पत्नी- मै चाहती हूं कि मुझे समाचार पत्र होना चाहिए था, जिससे मैं हमेशा तुम्हारेहाथ में रहती।पति- मैं भी यही चाहता हूं, जिससे रोज नया समाचार पत्र पढ़ने को मिले।

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Sonu Ko Beta Hua Use Jyotish K Paas Le Gaya Jyotish-Ye Jiska Nam Phle Bolega Wo Mar Jayega Bacha Bola PAPA Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gaya.

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आजकल सासेँ अपनी बहुओँ को ताना देती हैँ कि केजरीवाल से कुछ सीखो, . . . . . . . बगैर सर पर पल्लू लिए घर से बाहर नहीँ निकलता. :-D :-D

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Petrol Pump Se 21 Km Doorfauji Truck Ka Ptrol Khatm Ho Gya.. Pappu Driver Ne Major Ko Btaya Ke Ptrol Pump Tak Dhakka Lagana Padega.. Sab Nichey Utar Kar DhakkalaganeLage.. Kafi Der Baad Pump Par Pahuch Gaye.. Kuch Jawan Behosh Ho Gaye.. Pappu Ne Petrol Dlwana Shuru Kiya To Major Ne Kaha K Piche Jo Drum Hai, Us Me B Dalwa Lo.. Pappu:" Wo To Full Hai, Emrgency K Liye Rakha Hai...

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ऐश्वर्या राय की बेटी पहले दिन स्कूल गई. टीचर: तुम्हारे दादा का नाम क्या है? बेटी: बिगबी टीचर: तुम्हारी मम्मी कौन है बेटी: मिस वर्ल्ड टीचर: तुम्हारे पापा का नाम क्या है? बेटी: नो आइडिया सर जी!

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Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho? Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H. Boy-Kamini Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hmko net se download kiya ho...

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1Bhikari-bus stop pr wishper, Packet rakhi 1lady se Amma,,kuch dona. Lady--kuch-nhi h Bhikari-ye bread ka packet hi de do, Lady-3din vaad aana sos laga hua dungi

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Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai, wah wah.. Gor farmaeye, muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai, use jo pyar samje wo sabse badagadha hai...

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During exam.... Madam: Why are you so confused? Santa: *silent* Madam: Did you forget your pen? Santa: *silent* Madam: Forgot roll no? Santa: *silent* Madam: Forgot your calculator? Santa: Oye chup kar pagal madam !! Etthey main parchi galat subject di lai aya, tennu pen, pencil di agg laggi ae!!!

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1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the road… He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

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आज का ज्ञान. चाय में गिरी हुई बिस्किट को दुसरी बिस्किट से निकालनें की कोशिश ना करें..! वरना.. जो हाथ मे है उससे भी हाथ धो बैठोगे !!

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kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,, kissing a girl on her cheek is care,, kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,, kissing a girl on her lips is love,, but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend..... HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG

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Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA DOSTON..!!!

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Teacher Class Mein Student Se Puchti Hai. Teacher:Jiss Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho, Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge? Student:Hands Free Mam.

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