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  • colgate"se daant saaf krain . "pepsodent"se mazboot krain . . 'closeup"se fresh krain . . . or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae... . . "HARPIC"use krain Q k"HARPIC"dy 5 guna zyada behtr safaaii...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ledies ke saath log kaise baat karte hai... Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu Dhobi Wala: Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho Me Abhi Aata Hoon Xerox Wala: Aage Piche Dono Taraf Se Karu Ya Sirf Ek Side Se Fruit Wala: Kele Ka Size To Dekho Dil Khush Ho Jayega Bank Wala: So So Ke Du To Chalega Auto Wala: Aage Se Nahi Jayega Piche Se Lu Paper Wala: Kal Me Niche Se Dal Ke Gya Tha....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chikan Ready? Yes Boss, Fish Ready? Yes Boss, Omlet Ready? Yes Boss, Mutton Ready? No Boss Q? Q Ki BakarA Abhi SMS Padh RahA Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • ARZ KIYA HAI. GHAR KARNE KO RANG NILA RAKHA JAYEGA. ... GHAR KARNE KO RANG NILA RAKHA JAYEGA. AAJ KE BAAD JO BACHA HO USKA NAAM KALA RAKHA JAYEGA..¤
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai. Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001 Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar mein duniya khoobsurat lagti hai, Dard mein duniya dushman lagti hai, Aap jaise dost jindgi mein ho toh Paani ki boonde bhi hume "HAYWARDS 5000" lagti hain...:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar.. Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar
    • 10 years ago



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  • School ka wo last day jab sari ladkiya saree me aati hai. We all have a feeling ki ye bhi itni sunder hai. School dress me pata hi nahi chala yaar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo Mobile Gujarat ma banto hot to? to ema ava template hot, 1. Doba call kr. 2. Cigrate leto avje. 3. Pan leto avje. 4. Aav ne tedva. 5. Pachi phn kar bapa 6. 6. Picture jova javu 6 ? 7. Hamna mandi chale 6. 8. Paisa kale api dais paku. 9. Balance nti. Ane Chelle ?? 10. Halti no tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज महेंद्र सिंह धोनी और साक्षी कि शादी कि सालगिरह के अवसर पर साक्षी ने धोनी से कहा - जानू एक रोमांटिक गाना सुनाओ न धोनी - लेकिन मुझे गाना गाना नहीं आता साक्षी- क्या जानू तुम भी , मेरे लिए एक छोटा सा काम भी नहीं कर सकते धोनी- ठीक है सुनाता हूँ ..... बड़े अच्छे लगते हैं साक्षी- आगे ... धोनी- ये धरती ... साक्षी- और धोनी- ये नदिया .... साक्षी - और ..... धोनी- ये रैना ..... साक्षी- अब बस करो ..... आज के दिन भी तुम और तुम्हारा रैना ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ? A: So that they can screw the Tired man all night and blame, Him for poor performance!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRL- i cheated . . . . . . . . . . Boy: So wat, Do you think i love you? I was also cheating you for past 2 yrs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She shouted and said:.....Kamine I was talking about examss is baar to boy ka popat ho gaya :o :o :o :3 :3 :3 >:o >:o >:o :-P :-P:-D...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati- Kale Mara Sapna Ma 1 6okri Aavi, Shu Mast 6okri Hati Patni- Ekli Aavi Hati Ne.. Pati- Tane Kevi Rite Khabar? Patni- Eno Pati Mara sapna Ma Aavyo Hato.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pahle usne utari sadi, Phir aai petikot ki bari, Phir diya blauj utar, Jyada khush mat ho yaar, Thi ek kapde sukhane ki taar! Ha Ha Ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom:"school ja, . Bachcha:"nahi jaunga . Mom:"kyu ?? . . Bachcha:"job kar lunga.. . Mom:"Nalayak beshram.. KG 2 pad k kya job karega..?? . . . . . Bchcha:"KG 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga..:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj purpose day hai Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. . . . Meri mano to aaj, 1st april ko propose karo. . . . . . Maan gai to 'cool,' . Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bapu- Aa kaapad ketlaNu Dukandar- Rs10/meter Bapu- Rs5 ma aapo ne Dukandar- 5 ma To mara GharMa pade 6 Bapu- Vandho nahi, tame kaho tyare tamara GhareThi lai jaish.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Sonia, Go 2 The Map & Find America. Sonia : Here It Is.. Teacher : Correct, Now Class, Who Discovrd America….? Class : Sonia...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police- Car Gas Par Chhe Santa- Na Police- Petrol Par Chhe Santa- Na Police- Diesel Par Chhe Santa- Na Police- To Pachhi Shana Par Chhe? Santa- Hapta(Installment) Par...
    • 10 years ago



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