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  • Larka Larki K Baap Se: Main Aap Ki Beti Ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hon. Larki Ka Baap: Kyun? Larka: Kyun K, Ab Mere HAATH Thak Chukay Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बच्चे ने दूसरे बच्चे से पूछा - क्या तुम चीनी भाषा पढ सकते हो ? दूसरे बच्चे ने कहा - हां , अगर वह हिंदी तथा अंग्रेजी में लिखी हो तो....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Aaj Bhi Thand Me Thithur Rahe Hai Dosto... Maine Ek Baar Unse Bas Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ki.. : : : : : Swetar Ke Bina Katrina Lagti Ho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • UsKi NIGAAH Me itna Asar Tha... Ay Dosto 1 Hi Nazar Me Gira Di KuLFi Manhoos Ne.. <( _, _( / /> ( ( Lo Btao Yar, Rs.5 Ka Loss Ho Gaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tchr-How many planets r there? Santa- Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Tchr- Aur batao? Santa- Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata raani ki kripa. Aap sunao. AWESOME
    • 10 years ago



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  • shivji= mera Trishul kha hai..? Parvatiji= wo to Ganesha le gya h. Shivji= kyu?Parvatiji= are kuch nhi, wo apni grlfrnd k sath Maggi khane gya hai.!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik pathan ko adhi raat ko call ai kay app jaag rahay ho…? Pathan replied… Oy kocha tum ko hum chokidar nazartay hain kia.. Har pathan chokidar nhe hota..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Up Coming Movies 1. Jab We Chat 2. Namastey Facebook 3. Hum Aapke Hai Mutualfriend 4. 7 Gaali Maaf 5. Hum Like Kar Chuke Sanam 6. Kabhi Relationship Kabhi Single 7. Meine Poke Kyu Kiya 8. Mere Brother Ki Profile.. Dekna Math Bhulna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • शराबी (डॉक्टर से) - आप मेरी शराब छुड़वा सकते हो, क्या? डॉक्टर - हां क्यों नही. शराबी - तो पुलिस ने मेरी 20 बोतल पकड़ी है प्लीज छुड़वा दो.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon Ko Patane K 3 Tareekey.. . . . 1) . . . 2) . . . 3) . . . Jaldi Likh Kar Batao, Mai Abhi Tak Single Hu Yaroo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cadbury Me Keede. Dudh Me Milawat Pani Me Virus. Cold drinksme kitnashak. Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf "Daaru" Piyo Sir Utha Ke. Jiyo Ladkhada Ke.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhirubhai from heaven: "Beta mukesh kaisa chal raha hai, Apna reliance". Mukesh:"Hello kon bol raha hai? Thik se sunai nahi deta. Call me on my HUTCH mobile:"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap KAMINEY ho Gussa karte ho to karo par Aap KAMINEY ho . . K-Kimti A-Acche M-Masum I-Imandar N-Natkhat E-Educated Y-Yadgar Dost . Dekha aap kitne KAMINEY HO.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-Tum Ladkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho? Girl- Q ki,God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya He. Boy- Kamini Bol To Aise Rahi He Jese k Hmko net se download kiya he..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grl: meri jeans 2000 ki he,meri top 3000 ka he,mere jute 1500 ke he. Boy: Bas kar pehle jeans ki chain bandh kar 15 rupey ki phool wali panty dikh rahi he...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,, har baat par muskuraana seekh liya,, Bas ye do line bolkar,, sunder ladkiyon ko patana seekh liya,, ;o)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon Husband:Bahut Zyada Wife:Phir Bhi Kitni Husbnd:Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
    • 10 years ago



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