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  • Aik pathan ko adhi raat ko call ai kay app jaag rahay ho…? Pathan replied… Oy kocha tum ko hum chokidar nazartay hain kia.. Har pathan chokidar nhe hota..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki ne anpni engagement ki khabar apni friend ko batai. . . . 1st girl: dekhney mein kaisa hai, 2nd girl: Rich hai, 3rd girl: Rehta kahan hai, 4th girl: Pehli baar kahan miley the, 5th girl: Pehle propose kisne kia tha? Engaged girl replied: mein Q batau, Now ladka apne friends ko apni mangni ke bare mein batata hai, toh 1st boy: treat de 2nd boy: treat de 3rd boy: treat de 4th boy: treat de 5th boy: treat de Engaged boy replied: Kyun tumhari behen se karwai hai, jo treat dun!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai, Agar awaaz hot toh. Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai, Agar Saaz ho toh. Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya, Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai, Agar Mumtaj ho toh…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tum kya jano us waqt mere DiL pe kya guzri thi............ ... . . DOSTO- . Jb us ne kaha k ........... . . . . tum mujse 2 saal chote ho, Didi bola kro
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo Jitahe Woh Sikandar, Jo Harre Woh Jail Ke Aandar, Jo Ye SMS Share Kare Usko Jaadu Ke Jahppi, Jo Unlike Kare Use Bandar Ke Pappi, Soch Lo Ab!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ek hotal me..... . Santa:-ye makhi chaye me kya ker rahi? . . . . . Vater:-or kya karegi, Tairna sikh rahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi gusse mein: Tumhare dimaag me sirf gobar bhara hai. . . .. .. . . . . . . . Pati: To itni der se kyun khaa rahi ho?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladke Ke Face Par Infection Ho Jata Hai, Uske Papa Use Doctor Ke Paas LeJate Hai. Checkup Karne Ke Baad Doctor Ladke Se Bola. Doctor: “Girlfriend Ko Bolo LipstickKa Brand Badle, Tumhe Lakme SeAllergy Hai“
    • 10 years ago



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  • 8 yers ka bachha phul lekar ladki k paas gaya. Ladki ne use kiss kar diya wo BHAGNE LAGA to ladki ne pucha- kya hua? Bachha:- GULDASTA lene ja raha hu...,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I can kiss you Even Without Touching you.. Girl: You cant Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 ki? Girl: Ok Boy: Tightyly kissed her Girl: Hey you touched me Boy: To le na 50 rupye roti kyu hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill agree thoko lyk
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mobile Kaha Milega? . Salesman: Pata Nahi . Nepali: Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To Isi Dukan Ka Hai. . Salesman: Abey Saley Ye Sham Singh Nahi, Samsung Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: I Am Pregnant. Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini, Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki zindgi me 5 chize kabhi bhi aa sakti hai "Hum" "Humara call" "Humara sms" "Humari yaad" or "Humari yaad se apke face pe smile" Dekho Dekho aayi na. Keep smiling.:
    • 10 years ago



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  • BoY To FaTHer "BaPu iDHar Aa.." - MoTHer:"AiSe NaHi BoLTe BeTa, DaDDy Ko iZZaT Se BuLaTe Hai." . . . . . . BoY: "BaPu, iZZaT Se iDHar Aa..!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • “Boyfriend” Is Like “pannipuri”, Always Tasty….
    “Lover” Is Like “Pizza”, Hot & Spicy….
    “Husband” Is Like “Daliya”, No Other Option
    BUT Good For Health…!
    • 10 years ago



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