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Girl: "Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai, iska Naam Kya Hai?" . . Waiter: "Yeh to " Deep Raj "Hai." . . Girl: "Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se Pareshan Kar Raha Hain." . . Waiter: "Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai." . . . Girl: "Yahi To Pareshanii Hai." Moral: Duniya Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti.

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Ramu Ne Daru Pike Apne Apko Aaine
Me Dekha….
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Bola
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Yaara Isko To Kahi Dekha H
O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Kamina H…..
Jo Shadi K Album Me Teri Bivi K Sath
Tha.????????

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Chota Bachcha: Uncle Gora Karne Wali Kreem Hai ? Dukandar: Han Hai! Chota Bachchato: Sale Lgata Q Nahi Mai Roj Dar Jata Hu !

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Eek ladki umbrella repiring krane, Macnic ke pas gayi or macnic se boli, Umbrella ka kya karna hoga.. Macnic bola uppar ka kapda utarna hoga, Niche se danda ghusana hoga. Ladki boli jo kuch karna hai jaldi karo, Magar pani nahi girna chahiye.

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salman style mssg VEER janha se mssg karunga 5-10 mssg ek saath bhej dunga WANTED ek baar jo maine sms karni suru kar diya to uske baad main apni balance ki bhi nahi sochta DABBANG hum tumhare mobile mein itne sms karenge ki confused ho jaoge ki koun si padhe aur koun si delete karein READY barah mahine mein barah tariko se tujhko sms karuna re BODY GUARD mujhpe ek ehshan karna mujhe mera hi mssg forward mat karna.

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"Valobasa mane tumi nodi" "Ful phaki tara" "Valobasa mane dur nilima" "Srabon borsa khora" "Valobasa mane rater akas" "Mege daka chand" "Valobasa mane photh cola" "Hate rehke hat" "Valobasa mane tomr thoter" "Mhisti modur hasi" "Valobasa mane thopto dupure" "Rahkaliyar bhasi" "Valobasa mane tumi amr" "Bece thakar asa" "Valobasa mane tumi amr" "Praner valobasa"

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Dosti krne me to "READY" hE hum Dosto ko yaad krne ke liye "WANTED" hE hum Ab to pahchan lo is "DABANG" ko Dosti kE duniya 1 "EK TIGAR"h hum

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Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit? Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na.

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Girl:-Aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe dekh liya . Boy:-shit! fir kya hua? . Girl:-Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye. Hamari bahut hi Strict family hai.

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94,KO 28,KO 68,KO 41,KO 03,KO DARO MAT MOBILE NO. HAI MERA

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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Teachr:Kal School Q Nhi Aye? Boy:Gf se Milne Gya Tha. T:Kis Liye? B:YesSir T:Mene Puchha Kis Liye? B:Liye Sir, Bahut Sare Kiss liye.

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Dedicated To Girls... "Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyo Ko Ye hi Samjhate Hain Ki - Beta Yeh Tumhara Ghar Nhi, . . . Tumhara Asli Ghar Tumhara Sasuraal Hai , Tum to yahan mehman ho.... . . . . . . . mehmano se koi itna kaam karwata hai kya ? jaago ladkiyo jaago

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Pehle Jamane Ki Ladkiya, Puja Karke Soti Thi Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage.. . . . . . . 21st Century Ki Ladkiya Raat Ko Bhi Makeup KarkeSoti He, Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage

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Bahu : Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ? . . . . . . Maaji : Are Kambakht tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

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She : Mere Boyfriend Banoge??? Me : No! She : Kyu ..... ???? . . . . . . . . . Me : Sapna Hai Isliye Mana Kiya ,Real Me Koi Ladki Puchho Toh Sahi ......Bullet Train Ki Speed Se Yes Bolungaaa !

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Bhakt: Baba jail mai kya karogee? Aasaaram: Jab jeev jantu sab so rahee honge, Bhoot prait sab so rahee honge Aise raat sunsaan raat rakh dil pe hath, Sath sath hum bolo kya karenge.. Havan karenge havan karenge havan karenge…

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Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena . Boy-OK. . On the Bday boy- ur gift! Girl-how sweet isme kya h? Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode..

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Husband Aur Wife Mein Baat Cheet Band Thi, Subah Husband Ko Jaldi Jaana Tha.. Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena . . Aur Paper Wife Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya.. . . . Subah 8 Baje Jab Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare Paper Pade The Aur Sab Par Likha Tha, "Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye" "Pls Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge"

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Paani Me Gira Rumaal To Rumaal Geela Hai Aasmaan Me Dekha To Wo B Neela Hai Mohabbat To Sab Karte Hain Par Mai Karu To Saala Character Dheela Hai.

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