SHADI ek aisa Din Hai
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.Jab Ladka
STAGE,
Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe
huey..
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Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION
Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai
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Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle
Kahan Mar Gai thi..???
Cool Attitude Boy
गोलू - अच्छा फ्रेंड कौन होता है?
मोलू - जो सबक सीखने के आसान तरीके बताये !
गोलू - और बेस्ट फ्रेंड ?
मोलू - जो एग्जाम के दौरान नक़ल की पर्चियां बनाने में मदद करे !.
रामगोपाल वर्मा का कहना है की "मिस अमेरिका से सुंदर लड़कियां मेरी बिल्डिंग में हैं" वैसे ये line आप अपनी रूठी हुई बीवी को मनाने के लिए भी आजमा सकते है रामगोपाल वर्मा की तरह
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!
Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request
send
ki.
Mene puchha:
do I knw u?
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Usne reply diya:
aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho?
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Aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti
rahi par ye nhi boli ki,
English nhi aati, hindi me
bolo
1 sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor-"Ye mar gayi hai.
Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli,
"Mai ZINDA hu"
Sardar-"Chupchap padi reh,
Tu doctr se zyada janti hai kya!!"
Guruji: Bachho yeh batao
ki Monday se
Friday...
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5 days working
and Sat-Sun
holiday
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yeh policy ki
kalpana sabse pehle
kisne ki thi?
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.Pappu: Draupadi ne....!!!
Guruji abhi tak behosh
hai....
Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha:- Srkr 2.
Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he??
Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.
Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??
Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.
Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?
Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.
Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?
Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he
Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?
Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi.
yo frnds enjoy d dy.....
Agar doctors film banate to unki filmo ke naam ye hote
- X-Ray Ho Na Ho
- Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
- Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam
- Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai
- Kash Aap Hamare Patient Hote
- Main Dettol Ki Diwani Hon
- Hamara Thermometer Aap K Pass Hai
- Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection
- Zakham To Hona Hi Tha
Right nurse
Joke of Facebook..
Facebook ka naya rule..
Agar apka facebook id block hota hai tab apka,
apne VOTER ID, DRIVERY LICENCE ya sarkari Identity ki Photo copy upload karni padegi..
Santa- Hamara Sim Block ho jata hai tab bhi ham ye nahi dete,
to ye kon sa Bank Account hai. :D :p
Pagal Facebook!!!
Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,
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Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,
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. Raste me chiti ne kaha
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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na Dad Ne Dekh Liya To Bawal Ho
Jayega"..:p :D :O :D