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Barbaaad karne Ke aur Bhi Tareeke The duniya me.. . . . . . . . . . . . Jaane kyun Mark Zuckerberg Ko FACEBOOk Kakhayal Hi Aaya (‘,’) <()>Khud To Kar Li Shadi.. _||_Aur Hume Yahan LIKE LIKE Khelne Pe Lage Gaya chalo ab tum log bhi Like kar hi do..:

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Ultimate serious...ekdum janleva msg------- Ladka:- Call Recieve kyu nhi kiya ?? Ladki:- vo me ... . . . . . . vo me . . . . . . Me Ringtone pr Naach rhi thi...:

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पप्पू ने अपनी पत्नी से बातकरने के लिए लैंडलाइन फोन परकॉल किया। फोन वफादार नौकर ने उठाया। पप्पू: मेमसाहब से बातकरवाओ। नौकर: मेमसाहब तो साहब केसाथ सो रही हैं। पप्पू: साहब तो मैं हूं! नौकर (हैरान होकर): अभी मैंक्या करूं? पप्पू: मार दो दोनों को, मैंहोल्ड पर हूं... नौकर (दोनों को मारने केबाद): साहब, अब दोनों की लाशका क्या करूं? पप्पू: घर के पीछे वालेगार्डन में दफना कर भाग जाओ। नौकर: लेकिन घर के पीछे तोकोई गार्डन ही नहीं! . . . पप्पू (हैरान होकर): अच्छा!सॉरी, रॉन्ग नंबर!

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Tchr-ek achha ladka ladki ko Kaise propose krega. Boy-wo use naav me baitha k, Samundar k beech me le ja k Kahega "I LOVE U" bol nhi to Meri naav se utar.

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Are o friendwa.. tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath mien liyeek ghantae se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan daidiyo our ekad msgwa bhijwaido Tohara Dost.. Advert.

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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

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Rangeen ho tum rango se zyada, Mahkte ho tumperfume se zyada, Smart ho tum mujhse zyada, Agar ye sochte ho to pagal ho tum had se bhi zyada.

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1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun? Mam- SO SWEET BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola- Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai

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Before Drinking: "Bhai is baar tu pila de Paise nahi hai" :: :: :: :: After Drinking: "Arey jab tak tera bhai zinda hai khoob pi tu , Paise ki mat Soch

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After Exam: 1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, ...2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai. 4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi, Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

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Munna Bhai Ne Kaha Hai: Life Mein Teen Cheezon Ke Peeche, Kabhi Nahi Bhaagne Ka, Bole To Bus, Train Aur Ladki, Bole To Inpe Sidha Chad Jaane Ka.

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3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the... Raste me ek pari milti hai, Pari:" ek-ek wish batao mainpoori karugi.." 1st:" Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.." Pari ne kar diya.. 2nd:" mujhe bhi aisa kar do.." Pari ne kar diya.. . . . . 3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola... . . "Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo... Moral:" Har ek Friend kamina hota hai. PA1

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Ek Pagal Ne Ek Pagal Ki Jaan Bachai Doctor Ne Usse Office Bulaya Or Kaha Tum Ne Us Pagal Ko Pani K Tub Se Nikal Kar Ye Sabit Kiya Hai Ki Tum Normal Hoo Lekin Afsoos Usne Subah Rasi Se Latak Kar Phir Khud Kushi Kar Li . . . Pagal: Hahahaha Wo To . . . . . . . Wo To Maine Usse Sukhne Ke Liye Latkaya Tha !!!

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Taxi Wala: Sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya. Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.

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Chandni raat thi Woh mera saath thi, Hathome hath thi Paome paa thi, Me uski upar thi Woh meri neche thi.. Itna, Romance mat ho mere dost Woh mera......... CYCLE thi.

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Kanjoos Haath Mein Blade Se Cut Maar Raha Tha. Wife: Kya Ker Rahe Ho? Kanjoos: Dettol Ki Sheeshi Phoot Gayi Hai, Aise Hi Thori Waste Hone Denge. La Teri Bhi Ungli Kaat Don!!!.

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Breking News- Aishwarya ko Beta Hua hai, Shocking news- Dr. Kehte hai baccha bilkul Salman pe gya hai, Intrtsing news- Abishek ka kehna hai,no idea sir ji....!!

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Kisi Ki Ummid Me Wo Aise Khoye They, Palkon Se Pta Chala Wo Raat Bhar Roye They, Dhimi Si Aahat Se Uanake Kareeb Aana Chaha, Jane Q Aisa Laga Wo Hame Yaad Karate Karate Soye They

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जितना अधिक पैसा कमाना, उतना ही खाना कम खाना, फिर भी पैसे के पीछे भागना, यह दुनिया है या पागलखाना

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Pehla Bhyanak joke of 2012. phone rings tring tring.. 1st: hello prakash he? 2nd: nahi he.. 1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayega.

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