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  • Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian actress Ke Naam Pe Hoti To.. Khabrain aisi Hoti.. aaj BIPASHA Over Load Ho Kar Gayee Hai.. TABBU Ke Neeche aake 1 aadmi Khatam.. accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogi Tabaah Ho Gayee Hai.. Tez Raftar Ki Wajah Se KANGNA Patri Se Utar Gayee Hai.. RAKHI Pe Chadhne Walon Ki Tadaad Mein Ijafgi.. VIDYA Ki Body Ko Change Karne Ka Faisla.. KAITRINA Par Gair Kanuni Dhang Se Chadhe Huye 7 aadmi Giraftaar.. Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Research ke mutabik ladkian ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai Aapko pata hai kaise……?? . . . Nahi pata . . Main bata deta hoon aapko . . Kyun ki . . . . . . 100 mein se 10 Larkia’n naturally khoobsurat hoti hai . . Aur baki . . Apni Mehnat se…
    • 10 years ago



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  • मैं अपनी बाइक से आफिस जा रहा था। आगे एक महिला अपनी स्कूटी से चल रही थी। उस महिला ने अचानक ही राइट टर्न ले लिया और मेरी बाइक उसकी स्कूटी जा टकराई।

    मैंने कहा, 'मैडम, कम-से-कम हाथ तो दिखा देते!'

    महिला ने जो जवाब दिया सुन के शायद मैं बेहोश हो गया था। अभी अस्पताल में मेरी आँख खुली है। महिला ने जवाब दिया था, 'मैं तो रोज ही यहाँ से राइट टर्न लेती हूँ, आप शायद नये हो।'
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Girl- tum bohot besharam hO :@ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu main to paida bhi nanga hi hua tha Boys always rock...thoko like :-D ;-)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • hello namaskar! ye male /female jan sewa h, agar aap male h to mujhe 10 sms karo, agar aap female h to 5 sms karo, agar aap inme se kuch nahi h to kuch mat karna hum aapka dard samaj sakte he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A lady from 2nd flor asking 4 bananawala: Kela kaisa dega? . . . . . Bananawala: Memsab Aath me bara, . . Lady told: Saat me tera deta hai to upar aaja!! =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dear GIRLS and BOYZ . . . Aap logo ke Mob No.. pr agar koi Faltu ki calls ya miss call kar k pareshan kar raha/rahi ho . . . . . . . To unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do ki i phone 5 s Only 1000 rs.. Me . . . . Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya hoga Usse jada use Aayenge . . . NOTE:- ab Thanks bol ke rulana mat Bs ek"SMILE Krdo kaafi h..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Tere baap ki jale per namak chhidkne ki adat gai nai. . . . . wife: kyo kya huwa.?. . . . . . Husband: aaj phir se puch raha tha, k Meri beti se shadi karke khush toho na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Solid bezati Boyfriend : Janu... Ek baat bolun...??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girlfriend: Nahi... Rehne de Aur thOra door ho ke baith... :D :P :D By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte hain......: . Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte hain.... Girl: Janu ab mazaq b nahi kar sakti kya ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • *Facebook addiction* "Aapka beta kya karta hai?" - "JiB.Tech kar li. Ab Page admin hai aur memes bnaata hai " Aur aapki beti?" - "CA clear nahi hua. Aaj kal to DPs badalti hai "
    • 10 years ago



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  • God ne aapki ungli ke Beech mein jagah kyon di. Kyonki Aapki life mein koi aaye... Aapka haat pakde aur kahe... "Le cigreate pee,, AWESOME
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:- आज मॉल में तू क्या
    कर रहा था….????
    Boy:- :apple:का:pill:लिया….!!!

    Girl: – क्यों? तबियत को क्या हुआ
    जो फल और दवाई….???
    Boy:- अरे पगली Apple Ka Tablet लिया। Smiley Joke
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Ek hati nadi me naha raha tha to ek bandr aaya bolo bahr nikal sale . Hati- naraj kyo hote ho bai. Bander- bahr nikal saale. Hati bahr aaya? kya hai bai? Bander- Dhek raha ta tune mera kaccha to ni pahna he na...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Cricketers Aur Athletes Me Kya Farak Hai? Chintu: Athletes Medals Ke Saath Ghumte Hain Aur Cricketers Models Ke Saath Ghumte Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • मेरे प्यार को “बेवफाई का इनाम” दे गया, मेरे दिल को “यादों का पैगाम” देगया, मैंने कहा मेरे दिल में दर्द है…. . . . . तो वो “झंडू बाम” दे गया …!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why I hate CID :( Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho .... :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:Can I Hv A *Hug* ? Girl:No Boy:Did u Hear Wat I Said ? Girl:Yes ! Boy:Wat Did I Say ? Girl:Cn I Hv A Hug Boy:Yes, u May!
    • 10 years ago



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  • DOST Aye Thy Qabar Pe Dia Jalane K Liye. . . GOR FRMAIYE, . . DOST Aye Thy Qabar Pe Dia Jalane K Liye... . Rkha Hua PHOL B Le Gye kaminey Valentine day Manane K Liye :D . . Salo sudhar jao :
    • 10 years ago



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