Funny Jokes

PATNI: Sunte ho padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain. PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya? PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!

9 years ago

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Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge.. Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend". Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai. Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA aur wallet. Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna. uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION naam ki bimari ho sakti he, Jiska koi ilaaj nahi. bas inse savdhan rehna "Bharat Sarkar dwara janhit me jari."@

9 years ago

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Kingfisher Assistant:"sir Pichale 15 Dino Me Ek Bhi Bottle Nahi Biki.. . . . . . . Vijay Malya:"jara Engineering College Me Phone Lagao Aur Pucho Result Kab Hai..:p :O :D :D

9 years ago

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Do u know? what is friendship? ? ? khud ko jor se thappad lagao. Dard mujhe hoga. Yakeen nahi hota? Toh Try-kar lo....

9 years ago

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Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity. . . Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai. . PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS...

9 years ago

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CLASSIC INSULT...: .. Girl:Main Abhi Abhi Beauty Parlor se ai hun (: . . . Boy : ..Araaaaaa aaaay !! Ajj Bhi Band Tha Kia.??

9 years ago

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DelhiMetro = Romantic scenes.. Hugging. Kissing.. ;;) MumbaiLocal = "Ticha mayla dhakka kaun mara re!" "Bhau mala jau dya na.." "Line kayko toda, abhi aise hi khada reh!! " "Gate block kar Borivali aa gaya!!MSG

9 years ago

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Mobile Aya Camera Khatam Mobile Aya Wrist Watch Khatam Mobile Aya Torch Khatam Mobile Aya Radio Khatam Mobile Aya MP3 Khatam Mobile Aya Letters Khatam Mobile Aya Calculator Khatam Mobile Aya Computer Khatam Mobile Aya Sakoon Khatam Aur agar aapka “Mobile" aapki "Biwi" ya "GF" ke haath aaya to aap "Khatam."

9 years ago

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Funny Fact About Cars Agey wali seat pe bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai, peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

9 years ago

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लड़कियां अक्सर अपने बॉयफ्रेंड का नाम फोन में इस तरह सेव करती है 1. माइलव 2. स्वीटू 3. डार्लिंग 4. स्वीटहार्ट 5. हनी बेबी 6. जानू और लड़के अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड का नाम ऐसे सेव करते हैं 1. सोनू हलवाई 2. राशिद प्लंबर 3. भोला फौजी 4. सरपंच 5. हवलदार 6. बिट्टू लंगड़ा 7. पप्पू मिस्त्री 8. क्सटमर केयर 9. बैटरी लो 10. 1 मिस्ड call

9 years ago

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મૂંઝવણ અનુભવાતી હતી જ્યારે:
1.બાયોલોજી ના સર કહે સેલ એટલે શરીર ના "કોષો":spider_web:
2.ફિઝીકસના સર કહે સેલ એટલે "બેટરી":battery:
3.ઈકોનોમિક્સ ના સર કહે સેલ એટલે "વેચાણ":dollar:
4.અંગ્રેજી ના સર કહે છે સેલ એટલે મોબાઈલ.:iphone:

ભણવાનું જ છોડી દીધું ભાઈ જો શિક્ષકો જ એકમત ના હોય ત્યા ભણી ને શું ફાયદો?
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સાચું જ્ઞાન ત્યારે જ મળ્યું જયારે પત્નીએ:woman: બતાવ્યું કે સેલ એટલે ડિસ્કાઉન્ટ.:scream:
:laughing::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::pensive::pray::pray:

7 years ago

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To ProposeA Girl… April 1 U Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool

9 years ago

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Ladka apne dost se: tune us ladki ko propose kyu kiya uska to b.f. Hai......?????? Zakkas reply:. . . . . . . ... . . . . . . Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth saktaHai, Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho.

9 years ago

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Mat dundo mujhe duniya ki thanhai mai. Mat dundo mujhe duniya ki tanhai mai, Kyoki thand bahut hai, Aur Mai to hu apni RAJAAI mai..

9 years ago

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Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!

9 years ago

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Girl to boy : me tumhe apna dil nahi de sakti hu . . . . . . . . . boy : me utne upar ki soch bhi nahi raha

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Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai. Lalu: Na Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim karleta hai. Lalu: Tumko aata hai Obama: Yes Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.

9 years ago

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Kash Ye_Fasle Na Hote! Kash Hm_Dur Na Hote! Kash Tum Or_Hum Sath Hote To_sms k Paise bach jate.Or_Dono Is Paise_se "KurKure" khate!

9 years ago

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Agar lyf me kabhi Aapse koi Mistake ho jaye To 2min apni ankhein band karo & socho k . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Iska Ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye. ;-)

9 years ago

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1 bar 1 sir ne 1 student se pucha ki 2 october1869 kya tha. student pata nahi. sir Gandhi gi birthday tha. student 1873 me kya tha sir. sir-pata nahi. Gandhigi 5 saal ke the.. student rocked sir shoked....

9 years ago

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