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  • Good Morning Hona Chahiye, Good Day Toh Biscuit Bhi Hote Hain... Ladki Sundar Aur Smart Honi Chahiye. Sushil Toh Shinde Bhi Hai... Baal Majboot Aur Ghaney Hone Chahiye. Mulayam Toh Yadav Bhi Hai. Mausam Rainy Hona Chahiye, Sunny To Leone Bhi Hai. Girlfriend Dikne Me Item Honi Chaiye. Mahila To Jaywardene Bhi Hai. Ladkiyan Dil Se Saaf Bhi Honi Chahiye. Bold Aur Curve Toh Blackberry Bhi Hota Hai!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • chandni raat thi. main chht pr leta tha. or bo mere paas thi. sarmili,chhbili,nayi nabeli. mene usse pakda. ek ek kar ke uski saari parto ko khola. main khada tha. wo natmastk thi. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . yaaro bh koi or nahi meri pustak thi. . salo.hamesha galat mt socha karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil k mahman ban jao . Ankho k arman ban jao . Honto ki muskan ban jao. Oh Aap Ho, I am sorry yaar: Tum to bas: Insaan Ban Jao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • तिजोरी पर लिखा था-
    तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं, बटन दबाओ
    खुल जाएगी।'
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    बटन दबाते ही पुलिस आ गई.
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    पुलिसः तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में कुछ कहना है? :unamused::unamused:
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    चोरः मां कसम, आज इंसानियत पर
    से विश्वास उठ गया! :cry::cry:
    :joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyan jab arguement harti hain toh akhir me kya bolti hain..??? . . . . . . . . . WHAT EVER I DONT CARE...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira, usne wo pee li. Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur katrina behosh ho gayi... . . Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!" Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!" Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: i love u... Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else... Boy: ok your happiness matters me more than ur love... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi jaha apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha acha dialogue maar ;
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज का ज्ञान. चाय में गिरी हुई बिस्किट को दुसरी बिस्किट से निकालनें की कोशिश ना करें..! वरना.. जो हाथ मे है उससे भी हाथ धो बैठोगे !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:india gate ke samne p.m. Nikamma hai ke nare laga raha tha police ne aakar usse pakad liya santa:are main to amerika ke p.m.ko kah raha tha police:sale hame banata hai hame pata hai kounsa p.m. Nikamma hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Secretary apne boss k sath train trip pe ja rahi thi. Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi, K, Achanak Boss ne puchha: "Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren" Secretary sharmate hue boli: "Sir, jese aap ki marzi" Boss: "To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Its better to cry then to be angry, caz anger hurt others. While tears flow silently through soul and cleanes the heart .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar #admin nadi me nahane gya . . . fir achanak se wo pani me doobne laga , tabhi use Ganesh ji bhagwan dikhe .. Admin ne kaha: bahgwan plz mujhe bachao. Par Ganesh ji dance karne lage .... Admin : bhagwan main doob rha hoon aur aap dance kar rahe ho? (Ganesh bhagwan b us din badi masti k mood me the ) Ganesh ji ne Admin se kaha: Beta ganpati visharjan me tu bhi bahut naach rha tha :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye, ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye. Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye... Maneesh
    • 10 years ago



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  • आप अपने से तेज विद्यार्थी को क्या कहेंगे.... . . . . . . . . . . 'भाई प्लीज यार.....परीक्षा में मेरी आगे वाली सीट पर बैठ जाना '
    • 10 years ago



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  • Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly ! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aa jayega ;-)
    • 10 years ago



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