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Husband To Wife: "Munna Yahi Se Bahar Aayega, Hai Na? Wife Muskuratehue Haan Lekin Tum Jhanko Mat, Abhi Nazar Nahi Aayega, Bohut Chota Hole Hai." Husband: "Yaar Fir Bhi Dekhne De Na", Husband Ne Hole Mae Se Jhanka Par Kuch Nazar Nahi Aaya. . . . Thodi Der Baad School Ki Ghanti Bajti Hai Munna Baher Aata Hai Aur Husband Wife Munne Ko Le Kar Ghar Chale Jate Hai. Moral- Hole Gate Mein Bhi Hota Hai. Lekin Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salami. k..d

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Yadhaash bhi kitni ajeeb cheez hoti hai ... Kisi cheez ko puri zindagi bhulne ki koshish karo, woh bhulti nahin ...lekin kabhi ek choti si cheez yaad karne ki koshish karo, toh yaad nahin aati. Epic dialogue by SRK in JTHJ...

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Sharabi 3 manzil se gira aur uske paas log jama hogye or logo ne use kaha kya hua? SHARABI:kya pata kya hua mein bhi abhi aaya

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Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega, Boy- pehle 100 rupey do. Mom- kyu? Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.

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Collage mai 1 ladki ki jeens ki chain khulli thi. 1 ladka ne bola,madam apki TAJMAHAL ka darwaja khula hai, jaldi se band kijiye mera KUTUBMINAR hillll rah hai.

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Robert-Boss, isne kuchh bhi nahi kiya , phir ise saaza kyun di.? Ajit-Smart boy! Aajkal prepaid ka zamana hai! Pehle saaza bhugto aur phir galti karo.

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Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta Bike se gir gaya, Dr.- I don’t no hindi plz tell me in ENG. Amma- My londa gironda from Hero-Honda, broken haddi ker de patti

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--£-- (( o o )) ( ! ) ("~") . . . . . . bandar ki tara kya dek rahe ho. SMS hai....

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PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai…

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enGineering student ka dard ;) Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone se pehle, Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle! Kya hai enGineering ye to samajh gaye, Kash koi rok leta admission hone se pehle

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Girlfriend or boyfriend ka ek hi school me saath rehne se kya fayda hota h...? . . Socho... . . . . . . . . Aur socho.. . . Ans:-Attendance 100%......

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1-2 din se tabiyat theek nahi thi. Taamtrik ko dikhaya wo bola but pret ka saya hai. Kisi ghor papi ko sms karo thik ho jayega... Ab accha lag raha h..

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Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai? Boy: Kyuki Rajnikant ne paan khaa kar us par pichkaari maari thi… Ab ye mat puchhna ki Taj Mahal white Q hai..?! Jisko samaz aaye wo like kare, baaki ke log Cartoon Network dekhe..@Hushain2

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3 log marne k bad swarag k darwaje par pahuche.. . 1st bola-mai pujari hu maine apki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do. . God-next. . 2nd-mai doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do. . God-next.. . 3rd-main shaadi shuda hoon. God-Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja..: AWESOME

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GiRL: agar MAUKA miLa to KYA tum mujhse SHADi kroge? BOY: agar MAUKA miL gaya to phir SHAADi karne ki KYA ZARURAT he? MAUKA hi KAAFi he... :)

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Aj sweater nhi pehnta, toh garmi nhi lgta... Wah Wah! Aj sweater nhi pehnta, toh garmi nhi lgta... Wah Wah! Cigarette jalate wakt Papa nhi ata, toh pant geela nhi hota...

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Nayan ma vasviya 6 to YAD karjo.. kai kam pade to yAAD karjo.. mane to padi 6 adat tamne sms kar vaani jo taklif pade to mobile ne switch off Karjo.

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Mogli kahta hai sherkhan wah wah Mogli kahta hai sherkhan Apna favourite Salmaan khan!

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Tu chand mange mey chand de dun, Tu raat mange mey raat de dun, Dil mange mein dil de dun, Tu jaan mangey,. . . . . . .bas yaarrrrrrrrrr . . Bheek mangney ki bhi koi limit hoti hai..;p

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5 Missed Calls From Your Best Frnd Means They Wanna Hang Out With You.. . . 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Means They Miss U... . . But. . . 5 Missed Calls From Home Means... "Beta Aaj To Band Bajne Waali Hai..

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