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  • लडकीयां 300 की एक सेंडल खरीद के आएगी और “पूरे घर मे कहती हैं शापिंग करके आ रहीहूं” . और लडके 2००० की दारु पीकर आते है फिरभी, . “चुप चाप सो जाते है “साधा जीवन उच्च विचार
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar santa ki bhains kho gaye woo use dhoondta huwa park me pahucha wha ek ladka appne premika ki ankh me aankhe dal kaar kah raha rha tha- "Jaan mughe tumhari aakho me puri duniya nazar aati hai" Santa bola, bhai jara dekh kaar batao ki meri bhains kaha hai ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • "2 लडकिया बस में सीट के लिये लड़ रही थी कंडेक्टर आया और कहा लड़ो मत जो उम्र में बड़ी हो बैठ जाओ फिर क्या देखना सारे रास्ते भर दोनों खड़ी रही और कहने लगी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ नह़ी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“ :D By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phone Baja… Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu. . . . Wife: Woh ghar pe hain.. . Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena.. . Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha…:p Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai... Silence for few Minutes... Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai? K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the. GOD: Ye log naark me bhi aish kar rahe hain.. Yamraj: hostel wale hain. Saale Kahin bhi Set ho jaate hain!!:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar sochta rha... sochta rha.. sochta rha.... Sari jindagi sochta rha aur sochte sochte hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hai to mere 2 kyu?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo. Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni ammi se lele . Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo.. Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne mamu se lele . Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni mami se lele . Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne chacha se lele . Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy? Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya? . Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana icecream wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Udte Huey Parindey Se Ek Ladki Ne Pucha:Tumhe Niche Girne Se Dar Nhi Lagta ??...To Parindey Ne Muskura Kar Bada HiKhubsurat Jawab Diya.........."Abe Shakal Achi Nhi Hai To,Kam Sekam Baat To Achi Kar Liya Kar.:D:p8-);>
    • 10 years ago



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  • kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the... Raste me ek pari milti hai, Pari:" ek-ek wish batao mainpoori karugi.." 1st:" Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.." Pari ne kar diya.. 2nd:" mujhe bhi aisa kar do.." Pari ne kar diya.. . . . . 3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola... . . "Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo... Moral:" Har ek Friend kamina hota hai...:p :O :D Style machine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho, 1 achi chokri ho,Aapko miss kare, Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de, Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye , mere sath soye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • I hate the facebook layout. Mene aaj See more pe click kiya aur.. . . . . . . . . Mujhe koi Peacock nahi dikha.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl-Is Week Roz Movie Dekhenge. Next Week Roz Shopping Karenge. Bf-Uske Next Week Hum Roz Mandir Jayenge. Gf-Wo Kyu? Bf-Bheekh Mangenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aisa Kyun Hota Hai Doston…??? Jisko Zindagi Mano Wohi Jaan Nikal Leti Hai… Hum Tarapte Hai Unki Hansi Ke Liye… Aur Wo Hume Hi Rulati Rehti Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya, Ladki Boli: “ Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil ” Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe Dhamki? Ya Fir Chance ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • How to kill a - BOYYYYYY.....?? . . . . Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Gals mobile number. . Then Lock him in a place with "No - NETWORKKKKK coverageeee .... :D ... How to kill a - GIRLLLLLLLL..?? . . . . Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewellerys, costly cosmetics. Then, lock her in a room without a Fuckiinnggg " - MIRRORRRRRR -.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl (sharmate hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai? Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi hota hai jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai For Example Ladka = Cement Ladki = Rait Love = Pani ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge lekin agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta. . . . Girl (hanste hue): kamine tu shakal se hi Mistri lagta hai.??
    • 10 years ago



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