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  • शादी के बाद पत्नी कैसे बदलती है, जरा गौर कीजिए... पहले साल: मैंने कहा जी खाना खा लीजिए, आपने काफी देर से कुछ खाया नहीं दूसरे साल: जी खाना तैयार है, लगा दूं तीसरे साल: खाना बन चुका है, जब खाना हो तब बता देना... चौथे साल: खाना बनाकर रख दिया है, मैं बाजार जा रही हूं, खुद ही निकालकर खा लेना पांचवे साल: मैं कहती हूं आज मुझसे खाना नहीं बनेगा, होटल से ले आओ छठे साल: जब देखो खान, खाना और खाना, अभी सुबह ही तो खाया था...
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1st Pagal Mujhe Angelina Jolie ne, Shadi k Liye Ha Bol di h. 2nd Pagal: Dikha di naa Ussne Apni aukat, Me Bhi Itni Aasani Se Talaq nahi DUNGA.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki, Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha, Biwi Se Pucha: Bakra Kaha Se Aya.? . . . Biwi:" Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha, KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chota bachha-gorapan ke liye koi creem he kya, Dukandar he na, Chota bachha-to saale apne chehre pe gharta kyo nahi me hamesha dar jata hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. : : : Girlfrd ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai : : : Paisa apka Faisla apka JAGO GRAHAK JAGO...
    • 9 years ago



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  • 17 Century Mom 2 Her Son Beta Apne Religion K Ladki Se Shadi Karna 18 Century- Apne Caste Ki Ladki Se 19 Century- Apne Level Ki Ladki Se 20 Century- Apne Desh Ki Ladki Se 21 Century- Koi Bhi Par Ladki Se Karna
    • 9 years ago



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  • Baccha:-Aunty ki Chaddhi pe ishra karke bola isme kya hai? Aunty:-isme aag hai Baccha:-Mai apni mungfali Sek lun Aunty-Nahi beta isme saam ko bhutta sekenge
    • 9 years ago



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  • Customer: Mujhe Phone Per Dhamkiya Mill Rahi Hai. Police: Kaun Hai Woh Jo Aapko Dhamkiya De Raha Hai? Customer: Telephone Wale Bolte Hai Ke, Bill Nahi Bharoge Toh Kaat Denge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya h.. Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chaai Hai , Aaj Phir Gharwali Ne Do Baat Sunai Hai , Dil To Karta hai Ab Sudhar Jaaun, Magar Baajuwali Aaj Phir Bheeg Ke Aayi Hai..:P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees the, Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy. Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Anna Hazare Ko Dekh Kr 4yrs Ka, Bachha Bola- . . . . . Koi Inhe Rok Lo! Nahi To Meri History Me 1 Chapter Aur Add Ho Jyega . . . . . BAWAL Ye Kar K Jayenge SAWAL Humse Puche Jayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Umr Ki Raah Me Raste Badal Jate H Waqt Ki Andhi Me Insan Badal Jate H Sochte H Padh Padh K Record Tod Dege Par Book Dekte Hi Irade Badal Jate H
    • 9 years ago



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  • GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!. ;)=))
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dimag faadu shyri..;-) . . Ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissing.. . .ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissing.. . . abi ap chote ho isliye . . “*some txt missing*”
    • 9 years ago



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  • (",) <((> XcuSe Me _/?_ FRieNDs.. AaP Kaam"Bad Me KaRna - PehLe MeRi BaaT To Sun"Lo - * % * .*" "*.*" "*. *.I MisS U.* "*,,,, * " Sachi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keeda Lag Gya, Wo Doctor K Paas Gya to Doctor Bola- 4 Din Subah-Shaam Doodh- Biscuit Lo & 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo, Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega. . . Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye Aur 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya, Keeda Bahar Nikla Or Bola- Aaj Biscuit Nahi H Kya.?
    • 9 years ago



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