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  • Neend aati h to khawab aate h. Khwab me 1 ladki aati h, Ladki k peeche uska baap aata h. Phir na neend aati h na khwab aata h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‘LOFER’ Or ‘OFFER’ Mein Kiya Farq Hai? Ager Koi Ladka Kisi Larki Ko ProposeKare T0u ‘LOFER’ Ager Koi Ladki Ladkay Ko ProposeKare T0u ‘OFFER’ Had Ho Gayi Yar!
    • 10 years ago



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  • English Teacher-Batao ye konsa tense Hai? Mai Nach raha hu, Tum Nach rahe ho, Wo Nach rahi hai, hum sb Nach rahe hai. STUDENT-Sir ye "MUJRA Continous Tense" hai. :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Dil Ki Tamanna Poori Aaj Ki Raat Kar Do.. Jaane Se Pehle Tum Pyar Waali Baat Kar Lo.. Mohabbat Ke Iqraar Bina Mera Ishq Adhoora Hai.. Poori Ho Jaye Mujhse Wo Mulaqaat Kar Lo.. Kaate Nahi Katt Te Ye Lamhe Judaai Ke Mujhse.. Lekar Apni Baahon Me Pyar Ki Barsaat Kar Do.. Teri Panahon Me Khusi Se Mar Jayenge Hum.. Aye Sanam Thaam Kar Mera Haath Ek Nayi Shuruwaat Kar Lo..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Sardar Bike Se Ja Rahe The. Trafic WaleNe Roka Aur Bola Tumhe Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalna Zurm Hai. 1 Sardar: Humein Malum Hai Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chodne Ja Rahe Hain. Waris
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1) Fqeer:10Rs dedo chai peyonga Admi:chai to 5 ki hai Fqeer:Girl Frnd ko b pelaonga ga Admi:Fqero ne b Grl Frnd banali Fqeer:nhi saab Grl Frnd ne fqeer bana diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ki t-shirt me railway trackchapa hua tha..Ek ladka use gour se dekh rahatha.Ladki :- kabhi railway track nahidekha h kya??Ladka: railway track per speedbreaker pehli bardekhraha huSamajhdar log Thoko LIKE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole: . . Tum Bahut Acche Ho, Tumhe To Koi Bhi Mil Jaayegi . . . . To Dosto Ye Samajh Lo Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai.. :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • हमारी काबिलियत का अंदाज़ा तुम क्या लगाओगे गालिब, के हम तो कब्रीस्तान से भी गुज़रते है तो मुर्दे उठ कर कहते है ‘भाई एक-एक बियर हो जाये’
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha . . Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q Hai......?? .. Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai. . . Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya, Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi. 0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya. . . Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya.. .. Hit like for kaminey frnds....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height Of Thinking Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. .. . . . . . . 1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!. . . . . 2nd Friend: No Waaaaays ! If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again We Have To Study From ’Pre Nursery’
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai? Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai... Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha? Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya.. Doctor- To Kaminey! Bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha? Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Romance to dekho Boy-Friend nE Apni Girl-Friend Ke Baalo Mein Hath Ferte Hue Bola Boy-Friend: “Tum To Meri Chand Ho” Girl-Friend: “Aur Tum Ho Mere Neil Armstrong” Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “Wo Kyu?” Girl-Friend Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “Chand Par Chadne Wala Pehla Aadmi“ :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bhoot Haircut Karane Gaya Insaan K Bhesh Me Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hun! Aisa Kya Kaha Bhoot Ne Barber Behosh . . Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Raha Hoon, Baad Mein Le Jaaonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi Sambha se puchta hai, "Gabbar jab chhota tha tab uski Ma use roj kyu marati thi???" Sambha- kyu ki Gabbar uski Ma se har waqt kehta rehta tha, "KITNE AADMI THE??"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rahdari Mai Haray Lawn Main Phoolon K Qareeb Us Nai Her Simt Mujhay Aan Kar Dhoonda Ho Ga Jub Mili Ho Gi Use Meri Halat Ki Khabar Us Ne Ahista Se Deewar Ko Thama Ho Ga Yad Kar K Mujhay Nam Ho Gain Hon Gi Palkain Ankh Main Par Gaya Kuch! Keh Kar Tala Ho Ga Or Ghabra Kar Kitabon Main Jo Li Ho Gi Panah Her Sitr Main Mera Chehra Ubher Aya Ho Ga Ittefaqan Mujhay Us Sham Meri Dost Mili Mai Nai Poocha Suno Aye Thay Who Kaisay Thay? Mujhay Poocha Tha?Mujhay Dekha Tha, Choro Janab
    • 10 years ago



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  • Free Advice for boys :- . . . . . . . . Ladki ki Pic par kabhi comment mat karnaa warna 3 Mahine tak notification aayagi :/ :D ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They.. . . . Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Har Station Utar K Usse Agle Station Ka Ticket Kharid Raha Tha . Kyu? . Kyun Ki Doctor Ne Use . Lamba Safar Karne K Liye Mana Kiya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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