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  • Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole: . . Tum Bahut Acche Ho, Tumhe To Koi Bhi Mil Jaayegi . . . . To Dosto Ye Samajh Lo Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai.. :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek ladke ne 50 bar costamer care ko call kia our har baar kaha ladka-sir mere dost ka post muje fb per dekhna hai Ccare-Please go to home sir ladka-sir mai ghar me hu subha se Ccare wala home me jao bolra Ccare shoked
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab bijli chali jaye, garmi lag rahi ho to ye upaay apnae- 1. Mukhya mantri or bijli vibhag ko jee bhar k kose, galiya de.. Isse aap relax ho jaenge.. 2. Dosto ko nind se msg ya miss cal karke uthaae, isse aapka dard dusro me distribute ho jaaega, mann me ajib si khushi milegi.. 3. Thodi der dhup me ghume, pasine se aap thandak mehsus karenge.. 4. Padosi k bacche ko kas k thappad mare, ladai hogi to 2 ghante tak tym pass hoga.. Itni der me light aa jaegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • 9. Paisa Fek Tamasaha Dekh:- Usse jaise hi dosti ho jaaye us par paisa kharch karna shuru kardo, chahe apne doston se paise udhaar magne padein, maang lo, aur kisi raaja ki tarah us par paisa udao, baad mein tumhara baaja bajega iski 100 taka zimmedari hamari.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police: Oye tune papita Bechane wali, Aurat ko kiss kyun kiya..?? Santa: main ki kra, Wohi bar bar chilla rahi si. "PAPPI TE LE LO"... "PAPPI TE LE LO"... Te maine le li.;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gar me diya jaleto Diwali mat samjo Gar me diya jale to Diwali mat samjo Me tere piche pada to Muje mawali mat samjo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Heights of Caring - Ek chinti hathi ke upar baith kr jaa rhi thi raste mai kaccha pull aa jata hai Usko dekh ke chinti boli . . . jaanu cross kr loge ki utru..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Solid Beijjati: . . Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. . Thodi Daer Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. . Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye, Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointment Denay K Andaz Me Bolne Laga. Fir Phone Rakne K Baad... . Doctor Aadmi Se: Haan Bataiye Kya Hua? . Aadmi: Bsnl Se Aaya Hun, Telephone Activate Karne K Liye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jio itana ki jindagi kam pad jay haso itana ki Rona muskil ho jay kisi ko pana to kismat ki bat hai Magar chaho itana ki khuda dene pe majabur ho jay balmukund love Isharavati
    • 10 years ago



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  • छोटा रास्ता भी लंबा लग लगता है; जब कोई साथ नहीं होता; और लंबा रास्ता भी छोटा लग लगता है; "जब कुत्ते पीछे पड़ जाते हैं।"
    • 10 years ago



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  • शेर पकड़ने के 3 तरीके: न्यूटन का तरीका:पहले शेर को तुम्हर पकड़ने दो फिर तुम उसे पकड़ लेना. आइंस्टीन का तरीका: शेर को पहले इतना दौड़ाओ कि वो थक जाये और फिर तुम उसे पकड़ लो. भारतीय पुलिस का तरीका: एक बिल्ली को पकड़कर तब तक पीटो की जब तक वो कबूल न कर ले कि वो शेर है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady- Doctor, mere pati ka nasbandi kardo.. Dr.- kyun.? Lady- kya karu, Mujhe 5 wa mahina chal raha hai, Ghar me meri behen ka choutha mahina, Kamwali ka teesra mahina. Hamari bhais ka doosra, Kal hamari kutiya ne bhi ulti ki, Dr- Tumara pati kaha hai.? Lady- Woh dekho, Hass Hass Ke SMS padh raha hai.! ••••Turnext••••
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Hand on pen other on phone 1 Ear on Lecture Other on Gossip 1 Eye on Board Other on Lover Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ? Actually studentsa are very busy
    • 10 years ago



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  • ............ARZ KIYA HAI............. Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me. Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me . Ki cheenti bhi ab kheench le jati hain char payi se,..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • ऐश्वर्या राय की बेटी पहले दिन स्कूल गई. टीचर: तुम्हारे दादा का नाम क्या है? बेटी: बिगबी टीचर: तुम्हारी मम्मी कौन है बेटी: मिस वर्ल्ड टीचर: तुम्हारे पापा का नाम क्या है? बेटी: नो आइडिया सर जी!
    • 10 years ago



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  • bhojpuri names of english movies: . . "mission impossible" "eee naa ho payi" . "mission impossible- 2 "hum to pehle hi kahi ee naaho payi" . . "titanic" "nauka dele dhoka" . "anaconda" " aadmi ke khaye wala sapwa" . . "three idiots" "teen burbak" . and the best 1 "ghajini" "takla ke badla"...:p :d :o :d
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wat is SMS? S -Saala M-Muft Ka S -Sirdard Na Karo To Log Sochte Hai Bhul Gaya h! Karo To Log Sochte H Esko Or Kuch Kaam Nhi H!
    • 10 years ago



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