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How Woman Calls Their Husband In First 6 Years Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Sunte Ho? Yr 4. O Bunty K Pappa Yr 5. Kahan Mar Gaye? Yr 6. Tum Aate Ho K Main Aaon?

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किडनैपर: तेरी बीवी मेरे कब्जे में है, सबूत के तौर पर दो अंगुली भेज रहा हूं. संता: सबूत पक्का नहीं है, मुंडी भेज मुंडी.

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Boy: Tujhme Rab dikhta h yara main kya kru? Girl: Darshan kr Puja kr Ashirwad le Prasad kha or aage nikal pichhe aur b bhakt khade hai

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Bacha: " DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1 st Division me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga. .??? ? ? ? ? ? ? DAD :" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga. . ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Bacha :" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya .. . . Bacha rocks Dad shocks...:D

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Khuda end docter ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye, Kyonki khuda naraj aadmi docter ke paas, Docter naraj to aadmi khuda ke paas! Agree thoko like

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Ek sharabi ja raha hota h . To vo ek baba [sadhu] se takra jata h , tb baba bolta h tu ruk me shraap deta hu , to sharabi khta h baba tu 2min ruk m Glass leke aata hu........

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Grl: Koun Ho Tum, Boy: Hasrat Tumhari, G: Chahte Kya Ho B: Mohbat Tumhari G: Pachtaoge Tum B: Kismt Hmari G: Maried Hu M Boy: To Pahle Hi Bak Deti Manhus Nari..,

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Pappu 1st time plane par baitha: . . . . Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, Pappu pilot ko maarne laga or bola - . . . . . Main pehle hi dara hua hu, or tu pagal stunt maar raha hai!!

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old hai per mast hi School bus mein driver k peeche betha pappu khud se batain kar raha tha...!!! agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota to main ek chota hathi hota ..hahaha.. agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to main 1 chira hota...hahaha.... agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to main chota sher hota...Hahaha... Driver ko ghussa aa gaya: aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota....? PAPPU: phir main bus driver hota... thoko Like pappu k liye

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Ek Acident huaa.. Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi.. Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha! . . Usne bahut koshish ki par kuch bhi nahi dekh paya . . Pappu dimaag laga kar bola – Ye mera BAAP hai.. . . Bheed pichhe hati.. . . . Toh Dekha KUTTA mara pada tha.!

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Pati thaka hara ghar aaya aur pani ek glash manga . . . . . . . . . . Biwi aap ko dikhnehi raha he me mehendi laga rehi hun@bichara pati

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Ek Bhoot Haircut Karane Gaya Insaan K Bhesh Me Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hun! Aisa Kya Kaha Bhoot Ne Barber Behosh . . Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Raha Hoon, Baad Mein Le Jaaonga.

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Wife: Meri Tabyat Thek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Husband: Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha Tha... Wife: Me Mazaq kar Rahi Thi... :-) Husband: Mai Bhi Mazaq kar Raha Tha. Chal uth k Roti Paka...

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Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara? Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal. Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai. Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki... Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!

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Eek ladki umbrella repiring krane, Macnic ke pas gayi or macnic se boli, Umbrella ka kya karna hoga.. Macnic bola uppar ka kapda utarna hoga, Niche se danda ghusana hoga. Ladki boli jo kuch karna hai jaldi karo, Magar pani nahi girna chahiye.

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Teacher.bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerete nahi piyoge. Bachey:nahi piyenge teacher:girls ka pichha nahi karoge. Bachey:nahi karenge teacher :un par awaaje nahi kasoge . Bachey:nahi kasenge teacher:watan par zindgi qurbaan kar doge bachey:kar denge aesi zindgi ka karna bhi kya hai.........! @@ANIL@@

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Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? . . . . Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga. . . . . Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz. . . . . . Husband : Tera muh ... ..... :-D =))

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Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta TOH aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki 1 student sare subject padhe? "JAGO Students JAGO"

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Pehle Jamane Ki Ladkiya, Puja Karke Soti Thi Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage.. . . . . . . 21st Century Ki Ladkiya Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He, Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.

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Uljhan Agar koi Aa Jaye toh Humse na Chhupana,Sath na de Zuban toh Aankho se batana,Har kadam par saath hein Hum Aapke,DOST banaya hai toh HAQ Zaroor Jatana.

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