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भाई: बहन पानी दे दो।

बहन: खुद ले ले।

भाई: दे दो न।

बहन: दोबारा बोला तो थप्पड़ पड़ेगा।

भाई: जब थप्पड़ मारने आओगी तो पानी ले आना।

4 years ago

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Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They.. . . . Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi...

10 years ago

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geography teacher.. India me sbse jyda baraf kha girti h.???? . . . . . . Awsme rply by kid.. . . 'whiskey k glass me..

10 years ago

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एक परेशान पति की व्यथा - “अपनी मर्जी से जीने भी नहीं देती … . . और . . करवाचौथ व्रत रख के मरने भी नहींदेती …”

10 years ago

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कितना खुशनसीब होगा वो लड़का...... . . . जिसकी गर्लफ्रेंड कहे . . . . . . . . जानू तुम फ़ोन रखो मैं तुम्हे कॉल करती हूँ.... इतना नसीब किस्मत वालों को ही मिलता है यार.....

10 years ago

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5 Missed Calls From Your Best Frnd Means They Wanna Hang Out With You.. . . 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Means They Miss U... . . But. . . 5 Missed Calls From Home Means... "Beta Aaj To Band Bajne Waali Hai..

10 years ago

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Shaadi Mein DJ Wala Achanak Behosh Hote Hote Bacha, Kyunki Ek Ladki Ne Farmaish Ki..
Bhaiya Koi PATANJALI Ka REMIX Ho To Bajaiye.. Jo Kaano Ke Liye Healthy Ho…
DJ Wale Babu Behosh

10 years ago

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Zindgi jab kisi do raahe pr aati hai, ek ajib si kasmkas me pad jati hai, chunte hai ham kisi ek raah ko par dusri raah zindgi bhar yaad ati hai..

10 years ago

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Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me . Maa-Baap Se Badkar Koi Nhi . . Isliye Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo Aur Maa-Baap Ban Jao . Rishta Wahi, Soch Nyi..

10 years ago

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Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity hai.?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer:"Both are Cool, Sweet Sab pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is,, . . Dimag wali jagah dhakkan hota hai. By : Nitish

10 years ago

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Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student - Shaadi. Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge. Student - Dulha Banunga. Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge Student - Dulhan. Teacher-Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.? Student - Bahu launga. Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain? Student - Pota. Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.? Student -"Hum do hamare do.!

10 years ago

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Yamraj Ne 1 Aadmi Ko Mar Diya. Chitragupt Ne Puchha -Maharaj Ise Samay Se Pahle Kyon Mara? Yamraj - Kya Kare! Closing Hai TARGET Bhi To Pura Karna Hai...

10 years ago

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1 khofnaak Waqia 2 Pthan 1 Sath nha Rhe thy k Unka SABUN gir gaya Phir dono me se Kisi ki Himat na hui k Jhuk k Sabun Uthay

10 years ago

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Meine Apni Computer Engg degree ki jala Di, Jab Mere Office ki Ek Ladki Ne Kaha - . . . . .. . . "Meine Mobile Me Chota Bheem Ka Wallpaper Rakha hai , Qki Vo Mere Smartphone ko Virus Se Bachaega " ^_^ ^_^

10 years ago

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Teacher: Batao tum ladki ko kaise purpose karoge ? Boy: Me use naav me baitha ke samunder ke beech le jakar kahunga . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love Bol De Nahi To Meri Naav Se Utar Ja....

10 years ago

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Gabbar to Thakur : ye hath muje dede thakur... Thakur: le le,mere b lele..Basanti k b lele,Jai aur Viru k b lele..chahiye to Ramu kaka k b lele aur OCTOPUS ban ja sale.. Gabbar: sry yar tu to serious ho gya

10 years ago

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Kal rat mere dost k Dadaji Uske spne me aye or kaha "Baccho dil khol k paap kro. Q ki nark me bilkul Jgah nhi hai. Hm khud diwaro pe baithe hai.. So ENjoy UR LIFE

10 years ago

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Ek Ladke Ke Face Par Infection Ho Jata Hai, Uske Papa Use Doctor Ke Paas LeJate Hai. Checkup Karne Ke Baad Doctor Ladke Se Bola. Doctor: “Girlfriend Ko Bolo LipstickKa Brand Badle, Tumhe Lakme SeAllergy Hai“

10 years ago

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Baap- beta chhod de ye Facebook, ye Facbook tuje roti nahi dene wala... :@ . . . . . KamiNa Beta- haa papa ye facebook muje roti nahi dene wali par roti banane wali degi....

10 years ago

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डॉक्टर - आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए ? मरीज - पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी. डॉक्टर - तो खाने से इनकार कर देते ! मरीज – जी, वही तो किया था … !!!

10 years ago

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