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  • Ladkiyon Ko Jalebi Jaisi Kyun Kaha Jaata Hai? . . . . . . Kyunki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahiho Sakti, Par Hoti Bhi Toh Bahut"sweet" Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy jab fail jo jaye to. mom says 3 words : aur ghoom le . Gf says 3 words : sharam nhi aati . Frnd says 3 words but dil jeet lete hai : abe tu bhi fail For my frnds Style machine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Delivery k waqet Aik larki roney lagi to Dr.Faraz ney kaha Yeh waqet nahi hai roney ka yeh waqet hai kaka honey ka Us waqet q nahi roi thi jub japhian pa pa soi thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai? Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai For Example Larka = Cement Larki = Rait Love = Pani ... ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge lekin agar in main pani mix kar diyajaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta. . . . Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu shakal se he Mistri lagta he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gana Ga Rahi Thi K “Dekha Ha Pehli bar Sajan Ki Ankhon Main Pyar” Raste Mai 1 Bacha school se a raha ta , us ne daika to Bohat Zor zor Se Hansnay laga. Aurat ne gussay se pocha : abay q hans raha hay. Bacha : ” Daika hay pehli bar , cycle pe Hathi sawar ” … K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jivan ma 1 var LAFDU karvanu, Jaher ma nai to 6anu 6anu karvanu.. 16000 gopio sathe ras kanudo rame to 2-4 ma apde su kam darvanu...?
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‘TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …. STUDENT : ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladke Ne Brand New Jaguar Car Le Li Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Uske Paas Gaya, . . Ladki : Wow...!! New Car.! Aur Wo Bhi PUMA Ki...!! . . . . . . . . Abhi Tak Ladka Icu Me Admit Hai Aur Becchara Sadme Se Bahar Nahi Aa Raha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science ne saabit kiya h ki, Bandar aur langoor sms pdte waqt ANGHUTHE ka istemal krte h. Na na na na na ab ungli mat lagao Der ho chuki h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gajodhar bhaiya ka transfer Lucknow me hua, wahan pahunch kar usne socha biwi ko sms kar du! Network ki gadbadi ke karan wo sms ek aisi mahila ke pas pahunch gaya jo apne pati ko dafna ke aayi thi, sms padhte hi wo behosh ho gayi Q ki sms me likha tha-Begum mai yahan accha se pahunch gaya hu yaha internet aur mobile ki sahuliat bhi hai, Tum udaas mat hona, agle hafte tumhe bhi yahan bula lunga..... @SHARIQUE@
    • 10 years ago



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  • After long chatting ... She : Now, I have to tell you "I have BF". :: :: He : Are pagli, Tu to mere type ki nikli .. ... Mere pas bhi 8GB full hai BF se.... saari ki saari HD me...Chal Exchange karte hain... *blocked* Samajdar thoko likes
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aadmi ko raste me chirag mila..... . . . usne use rgda... . . . boom... . . . boom,,... . . . blast hua aur wo mar gaya,...... . . . Moral... "kuch cheezain alladin ki nahi, osama bin laden ki bhi ho skti h....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Akbar Ne Birbal Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Kaha. Akbar: “Humein Batao Ki Aadmi Aur Aurat Ki Soch Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Birbal Ne Do Minute Socha Aur Jawaab Diya: “Jahanpana Bas Itna Hi Farak Hai Ki Aurat Ek Hi Aadmi Se Bohat Saari Ummeed Rakhti Hai, Aur Aadmi Bohat Saari Auraton Se Ek Hi Ummeed Rakhta Hai.” :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi! Husband:Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker Ke, Khush Karne Ki Koshish Mat kar
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRLS.. Petrol Badha Hum Chup The Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup The LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nhi Bole... . . . . . . . . . . . . But ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 4...!! Ab chup Nhi Rahenge...:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Old Love story: Start from Eyes Grow with Gifts End with Death But New Love Story Start from Mobile Grow with SMS End with SIM CHANGE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki paidal ja rahi thi... Ladka bola- Aye deewani Peeche mud k dekh Tera dupatta zamin se ghisa ja raha hai . . . Ladki boli- Aye deewane Tu kya jane ye apna farz nibha raha hai Koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko Isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant In Ipl. Climax: 1 Ball 23runs Needed To Win. Bowler Bowls Rajni Hits. Ball Splits In 4pieces. Al Pieces Go Fr 6s. Chennai Wins! Yenna Rascala.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • xtreme Kamina Baccha.. . . . . Son:"Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ?? . . Dad:"Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ?? ... . . Son:"Q k Aapki shadi aur meriD.O.B me sirf 6 mahine ka farq h.
    • 10 years ago



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