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  • Exam Rowdy Rathore . . . Jo main padhta hu wo main likhtahoon.. . . aur.. . . Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon.!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Husband : Yaar, Main Koi Bhi Kaam Karta Hu To Meri Biwi bich me Aa Jati Hai Dost : Yaar, Tu Truck Chalaa Kar Dekh, Shaayad Qismat Saath De De...! =
    • 9 years ago



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  • GABBAR:" Aaj maine basanti ko nahate huye dekha.. . . . VIRU:" Kutte , Kamine main tera khoon pee jaunga . . . GABBAR:" Arre Vampire ki Aulaad Main naha raha tha aur basanti baaju se ja rahi thi... :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Corporate Bhagwad Gita Hey Employee, || Tum pichli late promotion ka paschatap mat karo || || Tum Agli Promotion ki chinta bhi mat karo || || Bus apni current posting se hi prassan raho | || Tum Jab nahin the tab bhi ye office chal raha tha || || Tum jab nahin hoge, tab bhi ye chalta rehega | || Jo Laptop aaj tumhara hai, Kal kisi or ka tha || || Parso kisi or ka hoga. Tum ise apna samaj kar magan ho rahe ho. || Yahi tumhare samast dukho ka kaaran hai. || ||Appraisal, incentive, promotion increment ye shabad apne man se nikal do || || Phir tum is office ke ho Aur ye office tumhara hai ||.
    • 9 years ago



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  • કાલે ભૂરાને ઈન્ટરવ્યુ મા પૂછ્યુ
    B.R.T.S નુ પુરુ નામ કહો ??
    ભૂરો કે ":::::::::::"
    બાજરાનો રોટલો ટમેટા નુ શાક?
    ?:smiley::smiley::smiley::smile::smile:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Gujarati Jokes
  • Pyar Ki Har Gali Gumnaam Q Hai, Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai. Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka, To Fir Ye MUNNI Itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai Waris ali*
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Ladki Ki Death Ke Baad Uski Friend Uske Boyfriend Ke Pass Gayi Or Boli, "Kya Main Uski Jagah Le Skti Hu......??" . . Superb Answer . . . . Boyfrnd- "Muje Koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo Se Puch Lo.":p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girlfrend khana khate hue:- ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai......?? :/ . . . . . . Boyfrend:- tum jaldi se kha lo, wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai...:P =D :D =)) Girlfrnd Sock - Boyfrnd RocKZ
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu Juice Ki Dukan Par... Pappu :-"Papa Kya Koi Aisi Ulti Machine Nahi Hai ? Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?" . . . . . Papa- Hai Na Beta, Tu Usi Ka To Fal Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aayehuye the.. Kanjus:"Thanda piyoge ya garam?? Mehman:"Thanda... Kanjus:"Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?? Mehmaan:"Pepsi.. Kanjus:"Bottle mein piyo ge yaglass me ?? Mehmaan:"Glass me.. Kanjus:"simple glass me yadesign wala ?? Mehmaan:"Design wala.. Kanjus:"Lines wala ya flowerswala.. ?? Mehman:"Flowers wala.. Kanjus:"Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.. ?? Mehman:"Chameli wala.. Kanjus:"Sorry Yaar hamare gharme aisa glass nahi hai....
    • 9 years ago



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  • BOmB Blast K Bad 1 Admiii chilla Raha tha .... Oh my God mera Hath Urr GAya Ajnabi : Hosla Karo ro mAt, Dekho Us Admi Ka Sar Urr Gaya, Wo B To cHup cHap Leta Hoa hy Hosla Rakhoo Ro mat.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Koi Koi Shaks Itna Khaas Hota Hai Nazro Se Door Par Dil Ke Pas Hota Hai.. Kabi Kabi Hi Aata Hai Uska Paigaam.. Par Har Paigaam Se Uske Pyar Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher:" What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & SUNAMI..??? . . . . . . . . Pappu:" HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.. :p :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym: I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use? Trainer: Sir! Use the ATM machine
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The.. Tabhi Sher Aa Gaya.. Santa:- Tu Dar Raha H. Banta:-nahi To Santa:-to Saale Apani Dho Meri Kyo Dho Raha H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chahe Head Aaye Ya Tel, Jeetenge Hum He Toss, Kyuki Hum Hai Sms Ke Boss, Chahe Romace, Action, Darma, Ya Ho Fight, Boss Is Allways Right!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai Mai apko kesa lagta hun... ?? . Miss:"so sweet.. . Baccha:"To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke ghar kab bheju.. ?? . Miss:"wo q.. ?? . Bacha:"q ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye.. ;)) . Miss:"ye kya bakwas hai.. :O:/ . Baccha: . . . . . . . Tution padhane ke liye ..!! miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki subah subah apne bf ko call karti hai... . . . Girl -: Mela sona, Mela baby Mela pyala sa baby Mela cutu cutypie Mela good wala bacha Kya kal laha hai mela bhondu bacha.? . . . . . Kapil : Kitne paise chahie bol ? Subah subah maska mat maar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jailer- Suna Hai Tum Shayar Ho, Kuch Sunaao Yaar. . . . . . . . . Qaidi- "Gum-E-Ulfat Me Jo Zindgi Kati Hamari. Jis Din Zamaanat Hui samjh lena Zindgi Khatam hui Tumhari.
    • 9 years ago



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