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  • Apne Mobile Ko Facewash Lagkar Garm Pani Se Dhokar Kumkum Aur Chawal Lagkar Mandir Main Chada Do Kyuki Sms To Aap Karte Nhi To Puja Karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dual heart attack msg by a girl: . 1st msg: Lets break up now... Its all over.. 2nd msg: Sorry sorry!! That was not for you..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • School k paas DRIVE SLOW ka Board hmesha laga hota hai Lekin girls college ke paas nahi. Why ? Socho Nahi pata Qnki wahan Gadiyan apne aap slow ho jati hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dr: pujari g apki biwi MAA bannewali Hai. Pujari g soch me pad gaye. Dr: kya hua sir? Pujari: soch raha hu.. YE GUPT DAAN kon kar gaya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • वो तो लड़कियों का जोर नहीं चलता मेडिकल स्टोर पर वरना सिरदर्द की गोली लेते समय भी बोले- भईया, इसमें दूसरा कलर दिखाइये ना.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Agar rakshabandan pe ladki chedne par bhai bnati h to fir karvachoth pe chedne pe pati q nahi bnati? aakhir q? is sms ko aag ki tarha fela do, insaf chaiye.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • दादा (पोते से)- तेरी टीचर आ रही है, जा छुप जा. पोता- पहले आप छुप जाओ, आपकी मौत के बहाने मैंने दो हफ्ते की छुट्टी ले रखी है.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maine sapno ko khote dekha he Jo mila nai,usey dur hote dekha he Log khete h raat ko "oos" girti he Par maine to phulo ko akele me "rota" dekha he
    • 9 years ago



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  • FARHAN & RANCHO scooty pe ghumne gaye achanak RANCHO ud gaya Q? Qki Behti hava sa tha w0 udti patang sa tha w0 Ab Msg Padhna Bandh Karo Or kaha gaya use DHUNDO..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar, Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai: Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !? Maalik : Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • MS Ek Ladki Ne Ek Ladke Ko Propose Kiya Through Msg Guy Married Her Next Day, Thinking Ki Koi Kisi Se Itna Pyaar Kaise Kar Sakta Hai Socho Ladki Ne Kya Msg Kiya I Love U Itna Ki IIT Ka Syllabus Jitna
    • 9 years ago



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  • Super msg of the day .... "If newly weds are called "Love Birds".. :-) :-) What do you call the couples married for years??.............>> "Angry Birds"? -:P :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl:- Hu mari jaav to.? Boy:- To hu Gando thai javu. Girl:- Tu beeji chokri ne prem kare kharo.? Boy:- Are Gandi, GANDO to game te kare.!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar Aap Ki Wife Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti.. . . . . . To . . . . . . . . . . . Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho, Kisi Ki Wife Nahi Sunti.. :-P :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mobile 1Mndir H SIM Murti H SMS Prasad Sms Lene Wala Bhakt Sms Dene Wala Pujari Sms Lekar Jo Rply Na kre Wo Mndir k Bahr Baitha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Bhoot Haircut Karane Gaya Insaan K Bhesh Me Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hun! Aisa Kya Kaha Bhoot Ne Barber Behosh . . Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Raha Hoon, Baad Mein Le Jaaonga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Salman-ek baar jo comment kar di phir main apne aapki v nhi sunta. Lalu-burbakh ,jawan hai garam khun hai. Jab budhha hoga to pata chalega. Ki comment kya hota hai. Jab ladke kahenge 'ye budhhe'.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki : Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge ? Ladka : Main bhi mar jaunga. Ladki : Par Kyu ? . . . . . . . . . . Ladka : tere chakkar me udhari itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • patni aur janu shadi se phele to satabdi chalte the. ab local kyo chalate ho. pati- janu o to power pluse thume impres kiya tha kahi local ko chod expres na Pakad lo. patni- hai me to lut gai.
    • 9 years ago



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