Arz kiya Hai ,
Mast raho Apni masti me 8|
Na jao Gairo ki Basti Me :v 8) ,
Mulaayeja Gaur farmaiyega :*
Mast raho Apni masti me 8|
Na jao Gairo ki Basti Me :v 8)
aur Aisi ki Taisi vaisi Basti ki Jaha Kadar nhi Apni Hasti ki 3:) :D
Baba ji ne ladko aur ladkiyon ke
dimag mein kya
chalta hai
iske baare mein detail mein research
kari aur ye
total nikaala.
Female Brain:
10% – Jewellery
30% – Shopping
25% – Money
20% – Enjoyment
14% – Kitchen Care
1% – Deni Hai
Male Brain:
96% – Leni hai
1% – Kaise leni hai
1% – Kiski leni hai
1% – Kab leni hai
Fakeer baba ek aadmi se :"kuch rupaiye dedo, kuch
kha lunga
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Aadmi :"100 Ka note dikhate 5o rs hai ??? .
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Fakeer(khushi hokar) :"Haan haan hai .
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Aadmi :"To pehele use kharch kr
bus stop par boy to girl :
boy : sandal to bohot achi pehni hai
girl : kyu utar ke dikhau
boy : le sandal se mast to top pehna
hai
haahhhaahahaah
girl shocked boy rocked
Do students raat me padhai kar rahe the,
1st Student:-Yaar Time Kitna Ho Gya??
2nd Student Ne Ek Patthar Uthaya Or Saamne Girls Hostel Me Fek Diya.
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Waha Se Ek Ladki Aai Or Boli "Kamino Ab To Soo Jaao Raat Ke 2 Baj Rahe hai"
Life me jisko hota h gum,wo pita h RUM.Ankho me jiske ho tear,wo pita h BEAR.Jisko love lgta hrisky,wo pita h WHISKY.
Toh...
Pio WINE aur bindaasmaro LINE...
Djsumit
Pappu :"I love you. Mai tumse bohot pyar karta hoon
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Girl :"I am lesbian
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Pappu :"Lesbian Means ???
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Girl :"Jise ladkiyo mei interest ho
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Pappu :"De Taali !!! I am also a lesbian...
Attitude.
Sir to Student:
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Parhai karo varna koi
Tumhe JoB nahe dega.
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Student to Sir: Parhai woh
Log kartay hain jisay JoB chahiye,
Hum to job dein gay
Conductor : baccha ko ticket?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu
मरीज - Dr. साहब मैं बहुत खुश रहता हूँ ..
नीद भी शुकून से आती है ,
जिंदगी में अमन ही अमन है ,
हर काम में दिल भी लगता है ,
कोई परेशानी नहीं है .
ऐसा क्यूँ है ...... ?
Doctor:-
मैं आप की बीमारी समझ गया हूँ .
आप की ज़िन्दगी में ..
विटामिन "She' की कमी है .
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Itni Shakti hume dena DATA..
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Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe
apnana..
Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe
apnana..
A for Apple B for Banana...
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole
Nandlala...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala..
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life
JhingaLala..