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  • Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose, Gift diya usne red rose, Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh, Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli, Confidence to dek.. Hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki, Ko Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa aise nikla . . Pedaishi Error, . . Virus k Bachey, . . Excel ki currupt file . . 1 Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete Ho k Qabar Me Install Ho Jayega.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्रेमीका:मैं जा रही हूं किसी और के पास तुम मुझे भूल जाओ. प्रेमी:न तेरे आने की खुशी, न तेरे जाने का गम, जाओ बहन जाओ, जी लो अपनी जिंदगी, दूसरी पटा लेंगे हम!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Rishtey 3 waqt par hi pehchane jate hB-) 1-Aulaad: Budhapey mein*nerd* 2-Dost: Musibat mein,>=) or 3-Girlfriend: Thand mein.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kal Raat Chand bola- Tumhra Dost Tumhe Msg Nhi bhejta Tum b mat bheja karo Mai gusse se bola- Oye..! Tameez se baat kar, Koi-koi dost, Gareeb Bhi hote h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police:- Tenu kal subah 5 vaje phansi diti jayegi. Sardar:- HA HA HA! Police:- Q hsda pya wain? Sardar:- Mein te utthda he 9 Wajy Aan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aayine Par Bhi Parda Kar Ke Dekha, Khud Ko Bhi Humne Tanha Kar Ke Dekha, Pata Chal Gya Hume, Kitni Mohabat hai Aapse, Jab Teri Yaad Ko Dil Se Juda Karke Dekha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kamine Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai ?? . . . . . . . Jub Tum Akele Bethe Ho Aur Ladkiyo Ka Gourp Dek Rahe Ho. . Aur Tumare Pass Koi Nahi Ho Kahne Wala : . . bC Mast Item Hai Yaar, ;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaata hai. aur bahut tez barish ho jati hai Socho bahut tez barish me kya hua hoga..??? . Socho.. . Socho.. . Nahi pata.. . Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai.. & Ladka dar ke bhaag jata hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Kismat HI Kharab HAI Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.. . . . Mujrewali:" Saheb, Humne Aapko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.. . . . . . . . . . . . Santa:" Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu... Ps" "Ladki Gallary Se Nahi Salary Se Pat ti Hai . Patni aur Kashmir me kya samaanta hai...? . . . . . . . Waise to dono hi samasya he... par... Padosi dekhe to gussa aata he.. "
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Chhoti si Ladki shop me gai or boli:- Jab mai Bali ho daungi to Mujhchhe chhadi taloge? Shopkeeper(Has ke):- Ha karunga. Ladki boli: To apni hone wali wife to Choclete do..
    • 10 years ago



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  • LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo, utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi. Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata..? Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata To Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri dosti me ek nasha hai, Tabhi to yeh saari duniya hamse khafa hai, Na kro hamse itni dosti, Ki dil hi hamse puchhe teri dhadkan kahan hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl (sharmate hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai? Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi hota hai jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai For Example Ladka = Cement Ladki = Rait Love = Pani ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge lekin agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta. . . . Girl (hanste hue): kamine tu shakal se hi Mistri lagta hai.??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ajeeb system hai India ka . . . . . . . . . . . . . Neend girlfriend ko nahi aati and jagna boyfriend ko padta hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Matlabi ladki se acchii to meri cigrette he Dosto, Jo mere honto se apni zindgi shuru karti he or mere kadmo k niche apna dum tod deti he..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye, Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Poocha, Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?” Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga, Teacher Ne Poocha Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?” Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai Aur Mere Papa Unko Billi, Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon Ya Billa“
    • 10 years ago



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