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Bhagvane Stirio Ne.. -Sundar Banavi -Saru Magaj Aapyu -Haran Jevi Aankho Aapi -Pyaar Thi Bharelu Dil Aapyu Ane Pa6i -Jibh Aapine Badha Par Pani Fervi Didhu.

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Teacher : "Lofer" Aur"Offer" Main Kya Farak Hai?? Student : Very Simple Mam, Agar Ladka "I LOVE YOU" . . . . . Bole To "Lofer" Aur Ladki Bole To Offer.

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Geeta Updesh- Mobile nirjiv hai, Sim iski aatma hai, SMS aisa gyan hah jo batne se badta hai.. Ath he prani BAILENCE ki MOHMAYA chodkar niranter sms kiye ja...

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Jab "LADKI" Facebookpe tumse Baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge. . . . . Zara socho yaar......?? . . . . . . Are yaar bahot simple hai . . . Uske WALL pe likh do.. Oye Mere inbox me “ILuv U”kyu bheja..?? :p =DD (¯`•.•´¯) (¯`•.•´¯) *`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸ .•´ ☆ º `•.¸.•´ º ☆ .¸♥~ ♦✰♥♥¸.•´ (¸.•` Djsumit

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*Boys Mentality* Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zmane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi. To, TO, koi baat nhi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga

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1baar 1bike par 3 bache ja rhe the Tarafic police wale ne bike rokne k liye hath kiya, Itne me unme se 1 bola phale hi 3 bathe hai tu kha bathega.

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Wife:-Lagta hai Hamari beti ki kisi ke saath setting ho gyi hai .. . . . Husband:-Tumhe kaise pataa ? ?? ? ? . . Wife:-Bahut Din ho gaye mobile Recharge ke Paise nahi maange usne

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Girl (Boy Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye): Dekho Woh Ladka Meri Taraf Dekh Ke Muskura Raha Hai… . . . Boy:Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi, . . . Jab Maine Pehli Baar Teri Shakal Dekhi Thi, To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi, Rok Nahi Paya Tha Main

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Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15saal se kha raha hoon Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHIRAHI. KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA, AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LEGAYA.. REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA? BABAJI KA THULLU

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Global Recession & Financial Crisis Have become so bad & serious, Now a days that majority of the, Men have started Loving their own Wives!

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Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye . . . . . . . . . . . (./) /.".)"^----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ Iska naam gulab hai to hum kya kare.

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SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..??? Cool Attitude Boy

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Bahaduri kya hai ??? . . Der raat Jab aap frnds k party k baad ghr aao . . Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar khadi ho . . . . . . . . . . . . Or tum pucho: hey mom, abhi tak jhaadu lga rhi ho..

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Boys Ki SALARY Or Girl Ka PERIODS Ek Jesi Hoti hai... . . 30din Me 1bar Aati He Or 5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He. . . . Late Aye To Tension OR Na Aaye To Samjho Watt Lag Gai...

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My updates:- Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai, Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai, Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost, Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai… By jatin

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Ek murde se jab uski maut ki dasta puchi gayi to usne kuch is tarah farmaya- ARE HMKO TO APNO NE LUTA GAIRO ME KAHAN DAM THA, MERI HADDI BHI TUTI WAHAN JAHAN HOSPITAL BAND THA,MUJHE RIKSHAW ME BAITHAYA GAYA KYUNKI KIRAYA KAM THA,MUJHE JIS BED PR LITAYA USKE NICHE BUM THA,ARE MUJHE TO BUM NE UDAYA GOLI ME KAHAN DAM THA MUJHE SADAK PAR HI DAFNAYA GAYA KYUNKI US WAQT KABRISTAN ME BHI FUNCTION THA..!@

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Ladka apne dost se: tune us ladki ko propose kyu kiya uska to b.f. Hai......?????? Zakkas reply:. . . . . . . ... . . . . . . Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth saktaHai, Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho.

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Modern Insult- Boy to Girl- I love you and want to marry you . . . . . . . . . Girl : - Apni shakal dekhi hai . . . . . . . Boy- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya hoon warna katrina kaif ke paas jaata...

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Ahista ahista aapka yakeen karne lage hain.. Ahista ahista aapke kareeb aane lage hain. Dil to dene se ghabraathe hain. Magar ahista ahista aapke dil ki kadar karne lage hain..

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Engineer boy to riksha wala : Bhaiya khali ho ?? Riksha wala : haan blkul khaali.. . . . . . . . . . .. . . Engineer: bc fir assignments complete karke de na,bhagwan tera bhala karega :p

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