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  • My Flower Printed Shirt Going To Shrnk 4rm My Waist. - - - - - Nai Samjh Aayi????? Professor Naseebo Laal Explains, " Meri Pholaan Waali Kurti Hoi Wakhiyaan Tu Tung Way " °•»•»•¨мaн騕«•«•°
    • 10 years ago



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  • Life is a"Received call". Education is"Dialled call" Love is"Missed call" Job is"Waiting call" But "Friendship"is "FEVICO"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dear Meri Wali, Jaha Kahi b Ho.. Aaj Vrat mat karna.. Meri umar se jyada jaruri teri sehat hai. ... Yours.. Woh..:) Happy Karvachoth !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • BoyFrnd on msg: Sweet heart Kya kr Rai ho.......?? GirlFrnd: meri Tabiyat Kharab hai Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu & U......?? Boyfrnd: Mai Cinema Hall me Tere Piche baitha popcorn kha rha hu!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?? . . . . . . Khud kitne bade kaminey honge Par larki shareef chahiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:-Lagta hai Hamari beti ki kisi ke saath setting ho gyi hai .. . . . Husband:-Tumhe kaise pataa ? ?? ? ? . . Wife:-Bahut Din ho gaye mobile Recharge ke Paise nahi maange usne
    • 10 years ago



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  • Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me, Principal Doob Raha Tha... Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga. . .. . Kal Chhuti...! kal Chhuti....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Wo Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rahe The Hume" "Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rahe The Unhe" Wo Hume-Hum Unhe" Hum Unhe-Wo Hume" Kyunki Exam Me Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume" Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exams Life . . . . . . . . . 9am- Wake-up 10am- Breakfast 11am- Thinking 2 score 80% 12am- Watch TV 1pm- Lunch 2pm- Thori neend le k padhenge dimagh set hoga .. 4pm- Games 5pm- Thinking 2 score 60% 6pm- Troubling friends "kuch padha?" 8pm- Searching books. 9pm- Dinner 10pm- Lo bhae light gai. 11pm- plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de... 12pm- kal se pakka padhunga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golu library ja kar pucta he suicide karne ke tarike ki book he librarian usse ghurke puchhta hai- wapis karne kon ayega ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tu chand mange mey chand de dun, Tu raat mange mey raat de dun, Dil mange mein dil de dun, Tu jaan mangey,. . . . . . .bas yaarrrrrrrrrr . . Bheek mangney ki bhi koi limit hoti hai..;p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli "KARO? Husband- mujhe kuch nahi aata Wife- koi baat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jaao, wife ne ????kapde utare husband ne bhi???? kapde utaare fir....Wife ne letker taange utha lee to husband ne bhi letkar taange utha lee or bola"ab"? Wife: ab aisa kar Bh*sdike Bahar se ???3 aadmi bula laa.. ek meri ?marega aur ek TERI.? Husband: aur teesra.? Wife- teesra ?free ka msg padne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha hai.. Dekh kya. Raha hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl Apny Boyfriend Se Main Maa Banny Wali hon! BOY: Naheeeee GIRL: . . . . Abey . . . . . . . Sun to ley Tere Baap Ney Mujhe Propose kia hai, Mai teri Maa Banne Wali Hun :D :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir : Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. Student : Mujhe..???!!! Sir : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.. .Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..?? Student : 20 Sir : Kaise..? Student : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ne ABC Seekh Li: A:Apple B: Bara Apple C: Chota Apple D: Doosra Apple E: Ek Hor Apple F: Fer Apple G: Ganda Apple H: Haraa Apple I: India Da Apple J: Jay�pur Da Apple K: Kharaab Apple L: Laal Apple M: Mitha Apple N: Nawan Apple O: Oooo�! Apple P: Paka Hya Apple Q: Queta Da Apple R: Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple S: Saada Apple T: Taqatwar Apple U: Unna Da Apple V: Veer Da Apple W: Wadda Apple X: X-Max Da Apple Y: Yar Da Apple Z: Zindabad Apple
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salman : thanx Dad Aamir : thanx Dad Ranbir : thanx Dad Ajay : thanx Dad Abhishek : thanx Dad Hrithik : thanx Dad . . Uday Chopra : Sorry Dad.. Tushar Kapoor : Sorry Dad.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SRK , Akshay , John :Thanx fans..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Thappad marne par naraz biwi se Pati bola: Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar karta hai. Biwi ne pati ko 2 thappad maare aur boli . . . . . . . . aap kya samjhte hain main aapse Pyar nahi karti...???
    • 10 years ago



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