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Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"

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Daily need of 2011 children : Food-.......... ?. ??? 5% Water-......... ? 2% Sleep-.......... ??? 3% Facebook-..... ???????? 90%

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Letest Bezziti A Girl To A Slim Boy, Tumahara Body Dekha H, Jaise Haddiya Hi Haddiya Boy - Tubhi Me Sochu Ye Mere Pas, Kutiya Kyu Mandra Rahi H.

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Actually Basically Biologically Technically Chemically Physically Mentally Mathematically Electrically Normally Mechanically & Finally

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Girlfrend khana khate hue:- ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai......?? :/ . . . . . . Boyfrend:- tum jaldi se kha lo, wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai...:P =D :D =)) Girlfrnd Sock - Boyfrnd RocKZ

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Ek Boy ne ek Girl ko Call kiya...... ... Boy- I LOVE U JAAN. .. Girl- sacchi. .. Boy- mucchi. .. Girl- accha to ek 100 ka recharge karana... .. .. .. .. .. Boy- Sorry Didi worng number.....:-* Djsumit

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tujhe chahne wale kum na honge, waqt ke sath shayad hum na honge, chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyaar dena, lekin teri yaadoN ke haqdar sirf hum hi hoNge

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Rangeen ho tum rango se zyada, Mahkte ho tumperfume se zyada, Smart ho tum mujhse zyada, Agar ye sochte ho to pagal ho tum had se bhi zyada.

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Nepali ko Jadui chirag mila. Jin nikla bola: 3 wish mango! Nepali: 1.Ek Bara bangla 2.Ush men khub daulatmnd aadmi . . . . . . . . . . 3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana do. :)

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Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Jaan Kahan Se Nikalti Hai?” One Student Stands: “Sir, Khidki Se.” Teacher Shock: “Khidki Se, Wo Kaise?” Student: “Kal Jab Me Aapke Ghar Tution k Liye Jaldi Aa gaya tha To Aapki Bivi Ek Tapori Aadmi se Kah Rahi Thi Jaan Tum Khidki Se Nikal Jao.” Teacher Shock, Student Rock

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Boy: i love u... Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else... Boy: ok your happiness matters me more than ur love... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi jaha apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha acha dialogue maar ;

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Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai, wah wah.. Gor farmaeye, muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai, use jo pyar samje wo sabse badagadha hai...

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............ARZ KIYA HAI............. Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me. Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me . Ki cheenti bhi ab kheench le jati hain char payi se,..?

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Lab Sil Jate H Jb Aap Samne Aate Ho Dil Dhadkta H Jab Aap Nigah Milate Ho Sans Ruk Jati H Jab Aap Muskrate Ho PRET ATMA HO KYA? Itna Q Darate Ho..:-/

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Ek survey se malum hua hai ki.. agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay... MAUN VRAT rakhe to pati ki umar aur lambi ho sakati hai !!

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kyo mera dil dukhate ho, kyo mjhse har bat chupate ho, Mera to dil hi toot gya ye sunkar....... . . . . . ki aap VIM BAR se nahate ho.......:-)

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ग्राहक - भाई चूहे मारने की दवाई देना :unamused: :unamused:
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दुकानदार - घर ले जाना है ? :blush: :blush:
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ग्राहक - नही चूहा साथ लेकर आया हूँ ,इधर ही खिला दूँगा :mask: :mask: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

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Facebook ek Mandir hai . Page ek Murti hai Status prasad hai . status Update karne wala Pujari hai . status padhne wala bhagthai . status padhke"LIKE" na kare .... Wo mandir k baharbaitha BIKHARI Hai

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Maine darwaza khola to uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi, . . Sason me aahen, dil me bebasi thi, . . . . Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki . . . . . . . Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi...

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Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h, jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai. Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega...

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