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Bus Stop Par Boy Girl Se Bola : BOY:- Sendil To Bahot Achi Pehni Hai. . . Girl :- Utar Kar Dikhau Kya ?? . . BOY :- Lo... Is Se Zyada Acchi To Top Pehni Hai....:P :D . . . . Girl Shocked - Boy Rocked .........

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1 Pathan Ne Kaprre Ki Dukan Kholi Usi Mein Property Ka Kaam Shuro Kar Dia Aur Tandor Bhi Lgaya Aur Pata Hai Dukan Ka Naam Kya Rakha ? Roti Kapra Aur Makan Sub De Ga Ye Pathan.....

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"बाबा आप कहाँ तक पढ़े हो?"

बाबा- डबल BA.

चेला -मतलब?

बाबा- BABA,
हुआ ना डबल बी ए, चल निकल :angry::rage::rage:

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Modern Basanti Veeru:" Basanti In Kutto Ke Samne Mat Nachna, . . Basanti:" Xcuse Me, Who The Hell Do Uthink You Are To Order Me Like This, U Stupid Guy Using Abusive Language, U Bloody Fool Hanging In The Rusty, Chain With So Obnoxioussmell Coming From Body, You Keep Ur Mouth Shut, Nonsense, Hey Gabbar Play The Dj Man

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मरीज - Dr. साहब मैं बहुत खुश रहता हूँ .. नीद भी शुकून से आती है , जिंदगी में अमन ही अमन है , हर काम में दिल भी लगता है , कोई परेशानी नहीं है . ऐसा क्यूँ है ...... ? Doctor:- मैं आप की बीमारी समझ गया हूँ . आप की ज़िन्दगी में .. विटामिन "She' की कमी है .

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PaTi & PaTni Ne CooKiNG ConTeST Main BHaG Lia or KHaLi BarTaN Main CHaMMaCH HiLaNe LaGe. - JuDGe:KYa BaNa rahe Ho? - PaTi & PaTni: "BeWaKuF"

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Apko Apna Bachpan Yad Hai Jab Ap Khilone Ki Dukan Pe Gye aur Pucha: uncle Us Monkey Ki Kimat Kya H aur . . . . Dukan Wale Ne kaha- Beta,Wo AAINA H.

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Humko To "Bottle" Ne Loota "Paava" Me Kha Dum Tha, Humare To Bottle Bhi Foote Janha "Theka" Band Tha....!

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Girlfrend khana khate hue:"ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai.. ?? . . . . . . Boyfrend:"tum jaldi se kha lo, . . . wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai..

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Dada:beta ja pani la. Pota:mai nahi la sakata mai game khel raha hu. 2nd pota: rahane do dadaji ye to hai hi battmeez aap khud hi jakar lelo.

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BF: Baby, I heard you failed in English, how is it possible? . GF: Nahi to jhoot hai Who TELLED you?? :O . . . . . . . BF: Bas Rehn De, Main Samajh Gaya!

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Shadi k bad agr Larki ko Susral Wale bure lagne lagen tou Samaj Lo K, . . . . . . “Star Plus” works.

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Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya, . Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola: . Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun, Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai. Murghon ki Union ka President hun” . Murghi: Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun, . Lekin!! Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho

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Teacher: 1 Achcha Ladka Ladki Ko Kaise Prapose Krega? Stu: Wo Use Naav Me Bitha Ke Samundar K Beech Me Le Ja Ke Kahega "I Love U" Bol De Nhi To Meri Naav Se Utr Ja.

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3 sherabi raste me jarahe the chal te chal te nadi ke pas agaye 1 ne kha are deyek chand hy nadi me to dosre ne kha chal jaldi gahar mazak mazak me apan chand ke pas agaye

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Ek chhota sa par bahut khatarnaak sentence jo na jaane kitne Ladko ki jindagi barbaad kar deta hai.. : : : : : : : "Yaar, vo tujhe dekh rahi thi"

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Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? . . . . . . . . Pappu: Air-hostess!

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Hum Pagal Apke Picche Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche Hahaha Saare Pagal Aage Picche

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2 Lovers in DOMINOS: Boy: Shu khaish jaanu? . Girl: Methi na Gota mangav . . . Moral: Gamdiyo maal pataavo to aatlu to sahan karvu j pade bhai.

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Chitti Banyan kaala kacha pouna Shonk sohniye yaara da.. . .. .. ,.. Mooh ch jarda Hath ch beedi Tour a full Dildaara da...

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