Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai:P
LOVE ke bare mein kuch pata hai kya?
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LOVE kya hai janna chahte ho?
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LOVE Sri Ram ji ka BETA tha.!
Aur Adhik jankari ke liye RAMAYAN padhe.
Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaata hai.
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aur bahut tez barish ho jati hai
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Socho bahut tez barish me kya hua hoga..???
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Socho..
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Socho..
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Nahi pata...
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Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai..
&
Ladka darr k bhaag jata hai... !!
Brilliant Answer By Boy
Friend on
Break Up...
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Girl ; Tumhe Mere Jaisi Ladki
Nahi
Milegi . . .
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Boy ; Chill Sweethrt
Mujhe Tu Hi Nahi Pasand To
Teri Jaise
Kyu dhundunga kamini...
Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki
Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki
Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye
Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki...
Girl: Jaanu, Mujhe kisi mehnghi jagah pe ghumane le chalo na.
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Boy:Chal,taiyaar ho ja. Pehle Petrol pump fir gas agency, baad me sabji mandi chalenge.
एक छोरा अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड
को लेकर पिज़्ज़ा हट में गया।
छोरा : क्या लोगी?
गर्लफ्रेंड: कढ़ी चावल मंगवा लो।
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वेटर हँसते हुए बोला,
‘सरकारी स्कूल की लड़कियां पटाओगे तो ऐसा ही होगा।’
Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha:- Srkr 2.
Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he??
Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.
Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??
Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.
Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?
Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.
Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?
Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he
Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?
Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi.
yo frnds enjoy d dy.....
GREAT INSULT
GIRL: meri har sans pe kai ladke marte hai...
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BOY: to tu koi achchha wala toothpaste use kyu nhi karti
Saini g Star Alok saini Boys Thoko Like