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Ladka propose kare toh ladki ke 5 jawab ho sakte hai: 1. No 2. Yes 3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hun 4. I m engaged 5. I love someone else... Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke ke 5 jawab 1. Haa 2. Yes 3. Ok 4. Alright 5. Me 2.. Moral: " Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai " anur.:-)

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Ek very beautiful N gorgeous girl auto rukwa kar jane ke liye paise tai karte karte doosre auto main baith gayi. Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.!

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Hanumanji: Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti Par Nahi Reh Sakta.. Bhole Nath: Kyu..? Hanumanji: Pehle Log Let Kar Matha Tekte The, Fir Ghutne Tekne Lage Fir Log Dur Se Hi Sar Ko Jhuka Chale Jate The.. Mai Fir Bhi Khush Tha Lekin Ab To Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Prabhu.. Aaj Mandir Me 1 Bacchi Aayi Aur Haath Hila Kar Boli.. "Hi Hanu, Whats Up.? Aise Muh Kyu Fula Raha Hai.. Just Chill Baby....!

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1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya: CONDOM ka full form batao? 1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya C.Control O.On N.Natural D.Drops O.Of M.Man’s Leakage.

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arz kya hai.......... Saari saari raat guzar jaati..... Wah! wah! .... Saari saari raat guzar jaati hai yeh sochte hue ki razaai mein yeh saali hawa kahaan se aa rhi hai.....................sahil

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Na jane ki aapki yaad aati hai. Hontho per aapki hi baat aati hai. Baithe hai jab bhi 2 pal akele mein. Yaad bas wahi pehli mulakat aati hai.

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Ghalib ne apni gf ko date par bulaya wo late ho gayi.. . . . . . . . . . . Ghalib- Falak pe taaro ko neend aa rahi hai, kambakht doosri wali ka time ho gaya hai or tu ab aa rahi hai.. By : Nitish

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Maalkin Ne Apni Nokrani Ko Apni Ek Purani Saree Di 2 Din Baad Nokrani Gusse Se: “Maalkin Ye Pakdo Apni Saree Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.” Maalkin: “Kya Hua Ri Tere Ko Saree Lekar To Bade Shonk Se Gayi Thi, Ab Kya Ho Gaya?” Nokrani: “Hona Kya Hai Maalkin Jab Mein Ye Saree Pehan Ke Aati Hun To Sahab Aap Ho Samajh Kar Meri Taraf Dhyaan Bhi Nahi Dete Lekin Driver Peechhe Se Lipat Jata Hai.“

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English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi...

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SMS na karne walo k liye song Agar tum mil jao, To taange Tod denge hum, Tumhe paa kar Tumhare peeche Kutte chhod denge HUM. Bus.! tum mil to jaao.

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Pappu Ki Job Software Enginering M Lagi. Job 8 Hours Ki Thi. Pehle Din Pappu Ne 11 Hours Kaam Kiya. Boss Ne Khush Ho Kar Pucha Pappu Aaj Kya Kaam Kiya. Pappu- Keyboard Ki Saari Key Ulti Sidhi Lagi Thi. Sb Serial Se Lga Di.

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Ek Din Bhagwan Ne Ek Ashiq Se Puchha Bhagwan: “Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai, Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao?” Ashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola Ashiq: “Bas Neeche Hole Mein Password System Kar Do, Taaki Jiska Ho Wahi Khol Sake“

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Tut jaye khwab to judne ki aash kya rakhna, Palko ke bhigne ka hisab kya rakhna, Bas isliye muskura dete hai hum, Ki apni udasi se kisi ko udas kya rakhna.

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Girl to Doctor Girl : Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. .. .. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon . .?? ? . ? . ? . ? Doctor: Darwaze pe KUNDI. .;)

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Tchr-AKBAR Koun Tha Studt-Pata Nhi T-Padhai Pe Dhyn De To Pata Chale S-Sir, AMIT Koun H T-Pata Nhi S-Apni Beti Pe Dhyan Do To Pata Chale

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Teacher:- Sharab or Pyaar me kya rishta hai....?? . Student:- Sharab over hone se Ladka ulti karta hai. . . . . . . Lekin . . . . . . . Pyaar over hone se Ladki ulti karti hai.

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Pappu Ek Bar Plane Mein Jaa Raha Tha To Usko Laga Ki Usko Ulti Aane Wali Hai. Woh Air Hostess Ko Vomit Bag Lane Ko Kehta Hai. Air Hostess Bag Le Ke Aayi Aur Usne Dekha Ki Sara Plane Ultiya Kar Raha Hai Sivaye Pappu Ke. Air Hostess Hairaani Se: “Arrey In Sab Ko Kya Hua?” Pappu: “Pata Nahi, Mene To Ulti Kari Thi In Logo Ko Shayad Buri Lagi To Mene Wapis Pee Li“

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भाई: बहन पानी दे दो।

बहन: खुद ले ले।

भाई: दे दो न।

बहन: दोबारा बोला तो थप्पड़ पड़ेगा।

भाई: जब थप्पड़ मारने आओगी तो पानी ले आना।

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1-7year girls Love MUM 8-16year girls Love DAD 25-50year girls love husband what searching Oh but 17-25years girls loves only PAISA dhunde PAISA K.khan

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