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Sense Of Responsibility: A Man Goes To Library And Asks For A Book On Suicide.. Librarian Looks At Him And Says, . "Bhai Wapas Kaun Dene Aayega.?"

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A Man Got A Call From Unknown Number.. Girl: Hi, R U Single ? Man: Yes, But Who R U ? Ans: Your Wife.. Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoogi.. Another Call From Unknown Number.. Girl: R U Married ? Man: Yes, But Who R U ? Girl: Your Girlfriend, U Cheat.. Man: sorry Baby, I Thought It Was My Wife.. Ans: wife Hi Hoon Kutte, Aaj Tu Bas Ghar Aaja

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Jabardast Joke…. .apne bete k liye 1ROBOTlayajo jooth bolne par THAPADmarta tha..Beta:- Papa aaj me schoolnahi jaunga merepet medard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak…).PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bolaisliye tuje saza mili,me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi boltatha.(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak…).Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hika beta hai(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak…)

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Newly Married Couple Biwi : Aaj tum udaas kyu ho? Husband : Meri Maa or Bahen alag ho gai hain. . . . . . . . Biwi : Koi baat nahin ab me aagai hun na, Tumhari Maa Bahen ek kar dungi ..... :p :O ;) hahahahahahahahahha.......

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Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.

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Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt( plz like my. www.fb.com/djsumitgupta ) aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.

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Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or gf Kashti me doob rahe ho to Tum kise bachaoge..? . . . . . . . . . Student - Marne do dono ko.!. . . . . Teacher- kyu.? . . . . . Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.

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Marne"Par Hume Jannat Mile Na Mile . Ye Hawa"Ye Fiza Mile Na Mile . SMS"Krne Me Kanjusi Mat Kr Mere DoSt . Kya"Pata Jannat Me Network Mile Na Mile?

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Oh karke dukhi sanu tur challe,kde mud k aaye na Dil honke mera bharda ae,koi chup kraye na

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Ek bhikari bhagwan ko; He bhagwan, Muje khane ke liye aisa kuch do Jo khane par bhi khatam na ho. . . bhagwan: ye lo beta . . "CHINGAM"

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Ek Aurat Ek Bhikhari se-Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahi To Dekha Hai? . Bhikhari-Kya Memsaab, Kal Hi To FACEBOOK pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath

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Wife: agar meri shadi kisi "rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu Husband: par blood relation me shadiyan kaha hoti hai Darling

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1 Ladka 1 Ladki Ke Sath Baitha Tha. 2Nd Day Dusri Ke Sath. 3Rd Dy Koi Aur Thi. . . Moral~ Ladkiya Badal jati Hai, But Ladke Nahi..

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Ek aurat Dr Se: "Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai" Doctor Hairan Hoke: "Arrey, Wo Kaise ?" Aurat Rote Hue Boli: "Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Usne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li." samajhdar like thoko.... Baki pogo dekho....

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Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi, Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi thi aur usne nahi di!!!

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Santa BANK me aake so gaya_: . Puchho Q.? . . Qki.. . . Usne Board par advertise padhi, ki.. . Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai.

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Ek car ki nilami ho rahi thi: Log boliyan laga rahe the. 2 lakh,4 lakh6 lakhCust: Ne Gusse se gadi ki"khasta haalat"dekh ke kaha ki is car ki kyaa khubi hai jo itni mehngi bik rahi hai. Ek ADMI: Is car ke"10 accident hue hai aur sab me"BIVI"hi mari he "Cust: 10 lakh ! 10 lakh !(HV)

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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai? Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai. Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko

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Teacher: All idiots stand up. A boy stands up. Teacher: So u are an Idiot? Boy: No. I can’t bear u standing alone madam..

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Wo Shirt Badi Nirali Thi... Jo Tumne Apne Dost Ki Shaadi Me Nikali Thi... Tum Par Mar Miti Thi Wo Ladki... Jo Poori Barat Me Sabse"KALI"Thi.

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