Funny Jokes

Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the. GOD: Ye log naark me bhi aish kar rahe hain.. Yamraj: hostel wale hain. Saale Kahin bhi Set ho jaate hain!!:

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Pappu 1st time plane par baitha: . . . . Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, Pappu pilot ko maarne laga or bola - . . . . . Main pehle hi dara hua hu, or tu pagal stunt maar raha hai!!

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GIRL- i cheated . . . . . . . . . . Boy: So wat, Do you think i love you? I was also cheating you for past 2 yrs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She shouted and said:.....Kamine I was talking about examss is baar to boy ka popat ho gaya :o :o :o :3 :3 :3 >:o >:o >:o :-P :-P:-D...

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Wife : T.V. par Match dekh rahi thi, Husband smart banke aaya or Bola- DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU.., Tabhi wife Zorse Chillayi ChakkAAAA.!!!!

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Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ??

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1 behra scootr khich k leja rha tha. 2nd behra-kya hua petrol khatm ho gya kya? 1st-Nhi yr, petrol khatm ho gya. 2nd-Acha, mjhe lga petrol khatm hogya....!!!!

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Girl:-Itne sare khilaadi ek football, ko laat kyo maar rahe hai? Boy:-Gol karne k liye. Girl:-Pagal hai... Football ko or kitni gol banayenge...

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Fulon Ki Hasi Gulab Hai.. Padhne Ke Liye Jaruri Kitab Hai.. Dunia Mein Har Sawal Ka Javab Hai.. agar Koi Mere Bare Mein Puche To Kah Dena Arre Wo To "LAJAVAB" Hai.. >>Waris ali

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माँ :- मेरे लाल, तेरी आँखों में क्यों
नमी है..?
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बेटा:- मेरी माँ, तेरे घर में बहू की
कमी है…
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. :grin: *दे चप्पल, दे चप्पल*

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Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

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police- Madam darwaja kholo,Apke pati truck k niche aa kar papad ban gaye hai.. Lady;- To darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat hai Ab.. Ab niche se sarka do

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Chota Bachcha: Uncle Gora Karne Wali Kreem Hai ? Dukandar: Han Hai! Chota Bachchato: Sale Lgata Q Nahi Mai Roj Dar Jata Hu !

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God ne aapki ungli ke Beech mein jagah kyon di. Kyonki Aapki life mein koi aaye... Aapka haat pakde aur kahe... "Le cigreate pee,, AWESOME

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A Little Kid Asks His Father, "Daddy, Is God A Man Or A Woman?"

"Both Son. God Is Both."

After A While The Kid Comes Again And Asks, "Daddy, Is God Black Or White?"

"Both Son, Both."

The Child Returns A Few Minutes Later And Says, "Daddy, Is Michael Jackson A God?"

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we are watching the sweet drizzle ,,,,siting side by side,,,, your smile so lovely...... i found my heart,,,,,,its u,only you.... my love growing......nobody can stop...... I LOVE U,,,,,I MISS U...... YOU,,,,,YOU ,,,,,,YOU..

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Santa: Gehri SOCH Me! . Wyf: Kya Soch Rahe Ho? . Santa: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?! Wyf: Kya? Santa: Yehi K, “AP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS”. . . .

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Japani couple S33XY baat karte huwe: Husband: Sutaki Wife: Kowanini Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji. Logon ka shok to dekho. Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas S33X ka word aaya or poora message padh dala ..!! Sudhar jao. Sudhar jao

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Baccha: Mamma kya mai bhagwan ki tarah dikhta hu? Mammi: Nhi, lekin tum aisa kyu phuch rhe ho beta. Baccha: Kyunki Mamma mai kahi bhi jata hu sab yhi kahte hai ki hey bhagwan phir se aa gya..!

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ladki-tum mujhe kiss karoge na.. ladka-sant rha.... ladki-tum mujhe kiss karoge na... ladka-sant rha.... ladki-kro na kiss... ladka-tum baad mai mana kiyu kar deti ho... ! ! ! ! ! (na)

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Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya

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