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Ye dil bahut udaas hai, Koi apna nahi paas hai, Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai, Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena, Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai.

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In 2020 Girls- boy ko dekh kar... dekh yar kya item ja raha hai sala .. Oye murgey tera no. kya hai..??? Boy- Behan ji Aap ke gher mein bhai baap nahi hai kay...??? .. Girl- Bhai baap hai par tu nahi hai na re chikne.

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A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati Hai.

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Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota He. . . Kaise.? . . Gents Toilet Me Likh Kar Aayenge "Shalu I Love U" Ab Kya Shalu Waha Padhne Jayegi..?

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A sardar ji dr. Fall in lv a sardar ji dr. Fall in lv wid a nurse.. He writes a lv letter to the nurse.. "i lv u sister.."

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Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha. Judge ne kaha "ORDER ORDER" Shrabi Replied "Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG with SODA" Jaldi

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Teacher: shyam BABAR kon h....? Shyam:nahi pata sir Teacher: Padhai pe dhyan dogi to malum hoga na... Shyam:sir aff PRANAYA ko jante h.........? Teacher: nahi pata . . . . . . Shyam:apne ladki pe dhyam dogi to malum hoga na By :- Pranaya

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Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao?? Pappu : . . .. . "Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana

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GiRL: agar MAUKA miLa to KYA tum mujhse SHADi kroge? BOY: agar MAUKA miL gaya to phir SHAADi karne ki KYA ZARURAT he? MAUKA hi KAAFi he...

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Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko Apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya. Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho? Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai, K surakh kahan hy!

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Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha Biwi boli : tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar : expiry dete dekh raha hu.

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Fulo Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi Jaata Suraj Ki Kirano Ko Chhupaya Nahi Jaata Apni Girlfriend Kitni Bhi Achchhi Ho, Dusre Ki Girlfriend Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jaata……

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Eak bar ek aadmi jangal gaya Wanha usne ped par latke sap(snek) Kko dekha phir usne bola latakne se Kam nahi chalega mommy ko bolo Complain bhi phlaye.

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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill agree thoko lyk

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Rinku- School male hai ya female? ? ? ? ? Monu- pata nai.. Rinku- yar simple school mai ganta bi bajta hai, aur priuaid bi hote hai..

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Shadi ki 1st nyt Dulha- Hmesha Puja krna, Vrat rkhna, daan dena Sbse pyar se bolna! Dulhan pareshan ho k bahar gyi, Or boli-sb andr ajao, SATSANG ho rha h.

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3 log marne k bad swarag k darwaje par pahuche.. . 1st bola-mai pujari hu maine apki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do. . God-next. . 2nd-mai doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do. . God-next.. . 3rd-main shaadi shuda hoon. God-Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja..: AWESOME

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Doctor or Bhagwan ko naraj mat karna q ki jab bhagwan naraj hote hai to doctor ke paas bhej dete hai hai jab doctor naraj hota hai bhagwan ke paas bhej deta hai.

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Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki, Ko Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa aise nikla . . Pedaishi Error, . . Virus k Bachey, . . Excel ki currupt file . . 1 Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete Ho k Qabar Me Install Ho Jayega.!

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Thora Grm Thanda Ziyada Pia kro SmS Zara Nya Kia Kro Agar Samaj Na Aye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro Hum SmS K KING He Hum Se Roz New SmS Liy

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