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  • Modiji sabse pehle ek kaam kar dijiye... . . . . . net pack sasta karo. . . . . . . . . . . Aapka kitna prachar kiya hamne.:D:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Ladki K Chehre pr Naqab Hota hai Wo Naqab Aashiq K liye Azab Hota hai Mat Marna Naqab Wali Ladki pr Dost.. Khubsurat Packing me Maal Aksar Kharab Hota hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Student: Mam Jab Hindustan Ko Hind... Pakistan Ko Pak... Australia Ko Aus... To Hum Brazil & London Ko Kya Kahenge ??? . . . . . . . Mam: Tu Apna Kaam Kar Haramkhor !
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college.. one profeser asked her: ye kya? Period me ghumna? Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr apko koi anjaan parsel mile! To use na kholen! Usme meri photo ho sakti hai or apki zara si laparwahi . . . . . . Apko mera diwana bana sakti hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Apne Liye Koi Girlfriend Nahi Mill Rahi Thi, Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ki Taspya Karne Se Har Cheez Mil Jati Hai. To Usne Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karni Shuru Kar Di, Usne Sache Dil Se Itni Tapsya Ki, Ki Bhagwan Ji Ko Usko Darshan Dene Hi Pade. Bhagwan: “Bol Bachha Kya Chahiye?” Santa: “Bhagwan Ji, Mujhe Ek Girlfriend De Dijiye” Bhagwan: “Tu Muslim Hai To Katrina Dunga, Baniya Hai To Yana Gupta, Punjabi Hai To Kareena Kapoor, Bol Kya Nam Hai Tera” Santa Khush Hoke: “Mohammad Santa Singh Aggarwal“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lets Play A Funny Game Kisi Bhi Movie Ka Naam Likho Uske Baad Laga Do, "Bathroom Me" Like this: " kuch kuch hota hai bathroom me" . "jannat bathroom me " . " tum mile bathroom me" . "ek tha tiger bathroom me" . "Dhamaal bathroom me" Nd much more..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nepali Anthem: Suno Gor Se India Walo Chahe Jitne Mahal Banalo, Uske Aage Garden Banalo, Uske Aage Gate Lagalo, Gate Ke Aage Honge Hum Nepali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "बीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ जमाना छोड़ देंगे हम, इक्कीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ, तो पुराना छोड़ देंगे हम।"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss(Gusy Se): Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho Secretary: Kya Krun Itni Salry Me Itne Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hen Boss..iii
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Ham ko aap se ye umeed nahi. Hum ne aap ko kya samja or aap kya nikle. Main ne aap ko acha samja tha lekin aap us se b . . . . ACHHEnikle..
    • 10 years ago



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  • English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi....... Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patient To Doctor: Aapne Nurse Bahut Achhi Rakhi He Uska Haath Lagte Hi Main Theek Ho Gaya Dr:janta Hu, Thapad Ki Aawaz Yaha Tak Aa Rahi Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itne Paise Me Aur Kya Chahiye Maine Paani Mein Ek Sikka Dala, Aur Bhagwan Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga. Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye, Tabhe Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi: “1 Rupaye Me Aisa Hi Milta Hai.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They.. . . . Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?" Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights." Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?" Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."
    • 10 years ago



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