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  • In 2020 Girls- boy ko dekh kar... dekh yar kya item ja raha hai sala .. Oye murgey tera no. kya hai..??? Boy- Behan ji Aap ke gher mein bhai baap nahi hai kay...??? .. Girl- Bhai baap hai par tu nahi hai na re chikne.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum pe mar k munni badnam hui, Hum pe mar k munni badnamhui, Akele hogye the munni k bina Ye achha hua kambhkat shila time pe jawan ho gayee.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi. . Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi. . Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka.. . ... "TRY"to har ek ko karungi..: . Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . . . Boys :- Arz kiya hai koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi, . Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, . . . Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi.... :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Atif Aslam ki Love Story.. Larki : Who are you ..? Atif: mey ek fard hoon ya ek ehsaas hoon.. Larki: Tum mera peecha kion kartey ho.. Atif: Ba’khuda tum he ho, har jagah tum he ho.. Larki: Tum kia chahtey ho..? Atif: Kesey bataye kion tujh ko chahey yaara bata na paayen.. Larki: Tum merey lie kia kar saktey ho..? Atif: Tere lie, Jhoomoo deewana ban ke tere…
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक नोबल प्राइज गोलगप्पे वाले को भी दिया जाना चाहिए.. जो 10 लोगों के बारे में याद रखता है कि.. किसे कम खट्टा.. ज्यादा तीखा.. या ज्यादा मीठा.. या मीडियम देना है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi gam nhi mgr dil udas h, Tujse koi kaam nhi Mgr 1 aas h, Bahut h apne Mgr tu khas h, Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwas h Free k sms khatm krne ka prayas hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • When Ishant sharma was born doctor said ..... . . . .. . . . . .. badhai ho .. apke yaha baal paida huve he .. sath me ek baccha bhi laga hua he ;p :o
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy asked his dad 4 a bike. . . Dad :- why did god give u 2 legs ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy :- one to change gear & other to apply break.”! "Youngster rock. "Parents shock..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baccha: Dudh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota Hai..? Doctor: Haa Hota Hai.. Baccha: Jhoot, Fir Bhais Ka Baccha Kala Kyu Hota Hai..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 LaDKi KHaDi Thi Na sMs Kr RaHi Thi Na CaLL Kr RaHi Thi Fir B USKa BaLNCe Ja RaHa Tha - KaiSe . . SoCHo Yar - KYu K - Wo 1Pair Pe KHaDi Thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • ;~.~; cute sms for girlfriend in hindi ;~.~; "LIPS" mirchi ki tarah, "GAAL" tamatar ki tarh, "Eyes" matar ki tarah, "FACE" kaddu ki tarah, Hey BHAGWAN ek pyara sa dost diya wo b sabji mandi ki Tarah.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mat dundo mujhe duniya ki thanhai mai. Mat dundo mujhe duniya ki tanhai mai, Kyoki thand bahut hai, Aur Mai to hu apni RAJAAI mai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • D fastest way 2 receive LOVE is to give LOVE, D fastest way 2 lose LOVE is 2 hold it too tightly, & D best way 2 keep LOVE is 2 give it wings.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • aapko diya gaya mobile ek suvida he, na ki aapka adhikar, please iska upyog message bhejne me kare, na ki miss call karne me. thankx MCC(mobile care center) janhit me jari.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Valobasa mane tumi nodi" "Ful phaki tara" "Valobasa mane dur nilima" "Srabon borsa khora" "Valobasa mane rater akas" "Mege daka chand" "Valobasa mane photh cola" "Hate rehke hat" "Valobasa mane tomr thoter" "Mhisti modur hasi" "Valobasa mane thopto dupure" "Rahkaliyar bhasi" "Valobasa mane tumi amr" "Bece thakar asa" "Valobasa mane tumi amr" "Praner valobasa"
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 Sardaro ne Partnership me 1 auto kharida. 15 din ho gaye lekin koi Sawari nahi mili kyu Kyuki 3 Sardar Piche aur 2 Aage baith kar Savari dhund rhe the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru WAH! WAH! Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru WAH! WAH! Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru! Ab BoLo Wah! Wah
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha Biwi boli : tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar : expiry dete dekh raha hu.
    • 10 years ago



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