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  • Malkin: Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi? Kamwali: Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha ki mai gaon ja rai hu, Apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha "Miss u"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka ek ladki ko chhed rha tha Ladki-aapke ghar me maa bhen nhi hai kya?? Ladka-hai, bas aapki kami mehsoos ho rhi hai!! . . ladki-aapko meri kami mehsoos ho rhi hai? . . agar ye baat mere 5 bhaiyo ko pta chali toh aapke ghar walo ko aapki kami mehsoos hogii ;*chorii Haryana ki thi*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Karta Hu.. Itne khuddar the hum ke kbhi school na jate the DOSTO Wo to ladkiyo ke shauk-e-deedar ne graduation karwa diya
    • 10 years ago



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  • In an interview... Interviewer : How does a scooter run....!! ??? . . . Pappu: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr ­rr………….!!!!!!! . . . Interviewer shouts : Stop it.....!! . . . Pappu : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp...!!!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya, . Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola: . Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun, Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai. Murghon ki Union ka President hun” . Murghi: Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun, . Lekin!! Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum aap ko SMS kar ke apni battery low kartay hain, Hum aap ko SMS kar kay apna bill barhwatay hain, Hum aap ko SMS karne kay liye apni ungliyon se itna type karwatay hain, Aur ek aap hain jo bina parhay hi hamaray SMS delete kiye jatay hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapka Blood Group Kya Hai? Jaldi Batao MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Hai, Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna. Wife: Ok. After 10 minutes. Husband: Meri shirt press ki? Wife: Nahi. Husband: Kyun? Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mouse To Elephant "2 Din K Liye Teri pant Dena Elephant "HA.HA.HA..! Pehnega Kya?" Mouse : "Nahi. Beti Ki Shadi Hai, Mandap Lagvana Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Modern Majnu– Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi… Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the.. God:- "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai. . Pehla:- "Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq hai. . Dusra:-"Main ek desh bhakt neta hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai. . . . . Teesra:- "Maine ENGINEERINGki PADHAI KI HAI." . God:- "kuch mat bol mere bhai, rulaeyga kya?? saari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai. Swarg par tera hi haq hai.." :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • FARHAN & RANCHO scooty pe ghumne gaye achanak RANCHO ud gaya Q? Qki Behti hava sa tha w0 udti patang sa tha w0 Ab Msg Padhna Bandh Karo Or kaha gaya use DHUNDO..
    • 10 years ago



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  • What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 hath me pen, dusre me phone, 1 kan se lecture,dusre me i-pod, 1 Aankh Board pe dusri lover pe, kon gadha bola student life is easy? We are very very busy.
    • 10 years ago



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