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  • Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya? Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Bachcho UMMEED Ki Had Kyaa Hoti Hai...?? Student-Jab Koi 90 Saal Ki Budhiya Mobile Ki Shop Par Jakar Ye Kahe- "Bhaiya LIFETIME SIM DE DO...!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Se Puchha. Ladka: “Agar Ek Din Ke Liye Aapko Ladka Banne Ka Vardaan Mil Jaye, To Sabse Pehle Aap Kya Karogi?” Ladki Soch Kar Boli: “Khade-Khade Mutungi“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan Kaun Hai..? Son: Pata Nahi.. Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do.. Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty Kaun Hai..? Mother: Nahi Pata.. Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • It is a challenge for u! App Kabhi bhi kar nahi sakte Ør agar Himat hai to kar k dikhao!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mere number pe 100 ka load:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chandni raat thi Woh mera saath thi, Hathome hath thi Paome paa thi, Me uski upar thi Woh meri neche thi.. Itna, Romance mat ho mere dost Woh mera......... CYCLE thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai. Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GOLU aur MOLU ne Zindgi me pehli baar Riksha dekha GOLU:Dekho kitna chhota Taanga MOLU:Haan aur Gadha to dekho aadmi jaisa lagta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • apko pagal proff karu its chalenge agar pagal ho to sms karo mahapagal ho to call karo agar dono ho to chup chap baithe raho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo goom ho gaya aks mera en hawaaon mein, Ek paigaam reh jayega Na rahegi yaad meri koi,bas naam reh jayega Aate hi saawan, ek phool naya khil jayega Ek boond hi sahi, Aanshoo mere naam ka bhi koi barsayega Kahi mitt jayegi meri surat, Kahikho jayenge mere alfaaz Par saanson ke sang hi sahi, Ek paigaam reh jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कडकजोक कोर्ट में पप्पू तलाख के लिए गया. पप्पू जज से बोला: Sir, I’m not happy with my wife. तब पत्नी बोली: कमीने, सारा मोहल्ला खुश है.. बस तेरे ही नखरे है !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • दुनिया के तीन सबसे भयावह पल 1.माँ को रोते हुए देखना . . . . 2.अपने प्यार को किसी और के साथ प्यार हो जाना . . . . . 3.धीमा इन्टरनेट कनेक्शन
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dual heart attack msg by a girl: . 1st msg: Lets break up now... Its all over.. 2nd msg: Sorry sorry!! That was not for you..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ki maa : 20 saal tak mere koi aulad nhi huyi. . . . … . . . . Press Reporter : phir aapne kya kiya?? Maa : phir jab main 21 ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kar di tab ja ke Pappu hua..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ragging me ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha gv ans of dis question PATNA kaha hai? GIRL:BIHAR me BOYS:hum kya mar gaye hai jo bihar me patogi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Tumane Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..? . . . . . . . . Pappu: Haan Sir..! Ek Bujurga Aram Se Ghar Jaa Rahe The..! Mainne Kutta Piche Laga Diya..!! Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaye..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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