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4 Girls Take Lift In A Car Full Of Engineers. Since No Place They Sit On Boys Lap. Grl1-R U Ece Engnr? By-Hw Did U Knw? Grl1-Ur Tower Is Communicating With My Unreachable Area. Grl2-R U Computer Engr? By-hw Dd U Knw? Grl2-Ur Pendrive Is Tring 2 Connct With My Usb Drive. Grl3-R U Mechanicl Engr? By-hw Dd U Knw? Grl3-ur Piston Is Tring 2 Move In My Cylinder. Grl4-r U Civil Engnr? By-Hw Dd U Knw? Grl4-Ur Dam Had Broken N It Flooded My Village.

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KAPIL: Doctor ke paas gaya aurbola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ?? . Doctor:" 300 rupees.. . KAPIL " Chale Dr Sahab.. ?? . . Dr ne bike nikali KAPIL aur Doctor Ghar pahuch gaye . . Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ?? . KAPIL :" Mareez koi nahi hai pagal, . . . . taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 me le aaya... Hahahaha Kapil Rocked- Doctor Shocked

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Ladki Pe Style Maarne Ke Chakkar Mein Ek Ladka Bike Se Gir Gaya… . . . Ladki: Oh My God ! Aapko Kahin Chot To Nahi Aayi ?? . . . Ladka: Oh No Baby, Yeh To Meri Bike Se Utarne Ki Style Hai..:O :P:D

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Husband throwing darts at his wifes photo and not even a single one hitting d target…. From another room wife called d husband: “Honey wat r u doing… Husband : Missing You

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Ek murgi ne baaz se shadi kar li murga: hum mar gaye the kya ? Murgi: mai to tum se shadi karna chahti thi lekin dady chahte the ki ladka Airforce me hona chahiye.

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Teacher:"tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya.. ?? . . . . Deadly Answer Given By . . . Me:"sir Kyuki Main Hostel Me Rehta Hun

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What is the kiss in view……. Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips” Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY"

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Aurat hakim se: Mujhe doodh nahi aata Hakim: Hum har chiz choos ke check krte hai. Aurat: Theek hai, pehle abba jan ko check ker lo unko 2 din se peshab nahi aaya!!!

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Aashiqui 3 Song Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa. . . Apna tu phone number bta de, Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na. . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko... . Ab hota nhi intizaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de koi dusri patau main yaa naaaaaa. Girls, i m wa8ing dusri ptau mei b ya na ?

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Aaj khane me Roti, Sabji Aur Daal hai, Wah wah. Aaj Khane me Roti, Sabji Aur Daal hai. ACP - Oh My God Daya, Is Khooni Ki Biwi To MAAL hai...

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Wife: Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai Aap kabhi leke gaye ??? . . . Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani...

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bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi- Babu ji roti milegi??. - - . . . . Andar se awaz aai -Biwi ghar par nahi hai.. - - - . . . Bhikhari- Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai...:-

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After exam: Student of Baroda: Paper Hard Hatu, Rajkot: Paper Bakvas Hatu, Surat: Paper Selu Hatu, Pan Ahmedabad: Paper Gayu Tel Leva, Baju Ma 6okari Mast Hati.

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Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai? . Papa: Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai.

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1 glass pani lo usme neem ki patti dalo 2hours k liye rkhdo phir 10 mingaram karke peelo jab kanjusu k keede mar jaye fir sms kr dena.

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Ladkiyon Ko Patane K 3 Tareekey.. . . . 1) . . . 2) . . . 3) . . . Jaldi Likh Kar Batao, Mai Abhi Tak Single Hu Yaroo

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वो मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे हमें, हम मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे उन्हें,
वो हमें, हम उन्हें, हम उन्हें, वो हमें,
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क्योंकि परीक्षा में, न उन्हें कुछ आता था, न हमें… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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Noakrani:- malkin apke bete ne machar kha liya, Malkin:- jaldi se doctor ko bulao, N:- nahi malkin maine all out pila di

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Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhod Diya Ki.. Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje ke baad. Aur.. Tum FACEBOOK Par Aate Ho 12 Baje Ke Baad..

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डॉक्टर: आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए? मरीज: पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी। डॉक्टर: तो खाने से मना कर देते। मरीज: वही तो किया था।

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