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  • Techr: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi pr Paninhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi Stu: Sir kya hume us din chutti hogi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaise "BhuLa "DeTe HaiN LoG "TeRi Is "KhuDai" Ko "Ya" "RaB HuMse To "TeRa "BaNaYa HuAa Ek "ShaKs "BhuLaYa" NaHi JaTa .."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the.. God:- "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai. . Pehla:- "Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq hai. . Dusra:-"Main ek desh bhakt neta hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai. . . . . Teesra:- "Maine ENGINEERINGki PADHAI KI HAI." . God:- "kuch mat bol mere bhai, rulaeyga kya?? saari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai. Swarg par tera hi haq hai.." :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zoo ke andar :- english medium school ke bacche: "Oh !!! Wow.. Look a monkey is sleeping.. Lets not disturb him ..." . . . Hindi medium School ke bacche, " DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI.... PATTHAR MAAR SAALE KO
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Glass Pani Lo Usme Neem Ki Patti Dalo 2 hours K Liye Rkhdo Phir 10 Mingaram Karke Peelo Jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jaye Fir Sms Kr Dena..
    • 10 years ago



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  • संजू ऑटो में सफ़र कर रहा था,
    ऑटो वाला:- 30 रूपये हुए साहब, संजू ने
    उसे 15 रुपये दिये,
    ऑटो वाला:- ये तो आधा है साहब… :rage::rage:
    संजू:- हाँ तो, तू भी तो बैठ के आया है,
    आधा तू दे…:joy: :joy: :joy:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do. Bachcha: Aap ka naam..? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai. Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi. Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to "jugaad" likha hua hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Pal, Har Waqt, Har Din, Har Lamha, Har Aahat, Har Ehsaas Aur Dil Ki Har Dhadkan Keh Rahi Hai. "Baap Re Baap Kya THAND Pad Rahi Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi Ki 6 Ungliya Thi, Sab Log Use Radhe Shyam Kahte The, Batao Qu ? ? ? Socho ? ? ? ? ? Socho Socho ? ? ? ? ? ? Qu Ki ?? Radhe Shyam Uska Naam Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Horror films mein Ladki ko Ghar mein Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai KON HAI WAHAN? . . . . . KON HAI WAHAN? Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu. Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,, wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kamina Panti Bhikari - 1 Rupaye De Do.. . . Lady - Sharam Nahi Aati Itne Smart Khubsurat Handsome Nojawaan Hoke Bheek Mangte Ho.. . . Bhikari - Achha Darling, Phir 1 Chumma Hi De Do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी: जानू बैग पैक कर लो…मैंने लॉटरी में 10 करोड़ जीता है. पत्नी: डार्लिंग बैग में सर्दियों के कपड़े रखूं या गर्मियों के? पति: जो भी डालना है डालो..और दफा हो जाओ यहां से.
    • 10 years ago



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  • चिंटू (मोनू से)- आजकल ज्यादा बच्चे जुड़वा क्यों पैदा होते हैं? मोनू (चिंटू से)- देश में इतना आतंकवाद बढ़ गया है है कि बच्चे भी अकेले आने से डरते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • **MADE FOR SIR SACHIN TENDULKAR ** . Tera Pitch Par Utarna.. Tera Dangerous Balls Par Brilliant Shots Khelna.. Tera Fantastic Footwork Ka Use Karna.. Nahi Bhoolunga Main.. JAB TAK HAI JAAN.... JAB TAK HAI JAAN.... *** Opponents Ko Pressure Mein Laana.. Teri Gentleman Ship Dikhana.. Tera Centuries Par Helmet Aur Bat Uthane Se.. Mohabbat Karunga Main... JAB TAK HAI JAAN... JAB TAK HAI JAAN...!!! :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:- Tuj me Rab Dikhata hai yaara main kya karu??? . Me:- Darshan Kar, Matha Take, Ashirwad le, Prasad kha, aur nikal Piche aur Bhi Bhakt Khade hai Line me.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mohabbat ke anjaam se darr rahein hain, Nighaon main aapni khoon bhar rahein hain , appki Jaan ko le udda hai koi, Aur app yahi bethe hue sher o shayari kar rahein hain…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho, 1 achi chokri ho,Aapko miss kare, Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de, Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye , mere sath soye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya. Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya. Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aajkal k bacche. . Maa- Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho? . . Beta- Padh Raha Hu.. . . Maa- Wah Excellent...!!! Kya Padh Rahe Ho.. . Beta- Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages
    • 10 years ago



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