Funny Jokes

"Ham ko aap se ye umeed nahi. Hum ne aap ko kya samja or aap kya nikle. Main ne aap ko acha samja tha lekin aap us se b . . . . ACHHEnikle..

10 years ago

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4 boys on bike... Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho?? Boys shocked... . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya...?? boys rocked

10 years ago

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♥••• Koi Wada Nahi Phir Bhi Tera Intezar Hain •••♥ . ♥••• Judai Ke Baad Bhi Tujhse Pyaar Hain •••♥ . ♥••• Tere Chehre Ki Udasi De Rahi Hai Gawahi •••♥ . ♥••• Mujhse Milne Ke Liye Tu Bhi Bekarar Hain •••♥

10 years ago

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

10 years ago

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Ajeeb system hai India ka . . . . . . . . . . . . . Neend girlfriend ko nahi aati and jagna boyfriend ko padta hai

10 years ago

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Manmohan Singh Sabzi Lene Gaye. Sabziwale Se Puchha: Bhindi Ka Bhaav Kya Hai..?? . . Sabziwala: Ab Rulayega Kya Pagle? Muft Me Le Ja. Pehli Baar Aawaaz Suni Hai Teri.

10 years ago

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Himesh Reshmiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Bhag Gya. Dusre Kutto Ne Puchha-"Tu q Bhaga?" Kutta-"Sala Raat Ko Gane Ki Practice Woh Krta Hai, Subah Log Mujhe Marte hai!!!"

10 years ago

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Kya apki Girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai.....? . . . Sulagta Jism.? Nashili Ankhen.? Kanp-kapate Honth.? Tharthrata Badan.? Agar hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To Usko DENGUE hua hai... Jaldi doctor k paas le k bhaag..

10 years ago

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Aaj purpose day hai Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. . . . Meri mano to aaj, 1st april ko propose karo. . . . Maan gai to 'cool,' . Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!

10 years ago

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kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the... Raste me ek pari milti hai, Pari:" ek-ek wish batao mainpoori karugi.." 1st:" Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.." Pari ne kar diya.. 2nd:" mujhe bhi aisa kar do.." Pari ne kar diya.. . . . . 3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola... . . "Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo... Moral:" Har ek Friend kamina hota hai...:p :O :D Style machine

10 years ago

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Boy- agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabat h, aur bs yehi meri chahta h to tum kya kahogi....? Girls- main tum se kahoongi isi baat ko tum agar.... ....khana khila ke kahate, ....zara mobile me blance dalwa k kahate... ....mujhe sopping karwa ke kahate to accha ho taaaa.....:-) ....aesi hoti h girls, agree boys....to thoko na..like..

10 years ago

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1 Bus chali Jhatka laga 1srdr 1ladki par ja gira Ladki boli-badtamiz kya kr rahe ho? Sardar-Ji Punjab University se B.A.Final..& WHAT ABT U!

10 years ago

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Poori Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye, Mulaqat Na Sahi Dua Salam To Ho Jaye, Aapke Sms Ke Intezaar Mein Ho Gaye Hum Beemar, Aapko Bukhar Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye Waris

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Teachar Ne Ek Din Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Class Mein Sawal Puchha Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?” Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi” Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?” Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai“

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Pappu ka exam chal raha tha . mam bahut sakhat thi nakal marne ka koi mouka nahi de rahi thi.. . . Pappu ne ek parchi mam ko di to mam pura exam kursi par baithi rahi.. . . Sabne khub nakal mari . . bachone pucha:" tune aisa kya likha tha parchi me . . . pappu ne likha tha:" aapki salwar piche se fati hai. K.k

10 years ago

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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

10 years ago

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10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga 9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga 8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye? 7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi. 6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. …. 5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan 4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai. 3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho. 2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai. —-> And the number one statement is …. 1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon. Right na To Like dona

10 years ago

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Sunil sbzi lene gya. Sbzi wala sbzi pr pani mar raha tha. Kafi der hogayi to sbzi wale s sunil bola...Ager sbzi ko HOSH agaya ho to 1 kg. dedo.

10 years ago

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Jivan ma 1 var LAFDU karvanu, Jaher ma nai to 6anu 6anu karvanu.. 16000 gopio sathe ras kanudo rame to 2-4 ma apde su kam darvanu...?

10 years ago

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9 years ago

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