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  • Ek Bus accident hua. A man crying hey bhagwan mera haathtoot gaya, . . . . . . . . . Pappu:- Control urself, abe uss aadmi ko dekho, wo mar gaya fir bhi chup-chap leta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shopping Mall Ke Bahar Ek Mast Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola Pappu: “Maine Kaha Jaanu I Love You” Ladki: “Tere Jaiso Pe To Main Tatti Bhi Ni Karti” Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Phir Kya Huya Sohnyo, Ek Paad Hi Maar Do“ :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- "sharab" aur "aashiqui" me kya relation hai !!! . . . . . . Pappu- jab "sharab" jyada ho jati hai to ladka ulti karta hai. . . . . . . . Aur jab "aashiqui" jyada ho jati hai to ladki ulti karti hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita... Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai.. Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bhoot Haircut Karane Gaya Insaan K Bhesh Me Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hun! Aisa Kya Kaha Bhoot Ne Barber Behosh . . Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Raha Hoon, Baad Mein Le Jaaonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchhta Hai: Bachche Kaise Hote Hai ? Ladki: Chup ... !!! . . . Ladka: Batao Na Plz Ladki: Nahi Pata =@ Ladka: Plz ..... !!! Ladki: Thappad Padega Ab Mat Puchhna ..!! Ladka : Are Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata... . . . Bachche Shararti Hote Hai ... . . Moral : Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Galat Hi Samajhti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka Universty me Larki se:" Aap ka Name?? . . Ladki Ghussey se:" Mujhey sab Bahen kehtey hain.. . . . . . . . . Larka:" O Accha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji Kehtey hain.. Hahahahaha Boys Thoko Like
    • 10 years ago



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  • मंडप में दुल्हन को सिर झुकाए बैठा देख एक बुज़ुर्ग महिला बोलीं, “बहू कितनी सुशील और संस्कारी है, जब से बैठी है, सिर नीचे किए हु़ये है । एक बार भी नज़रें उठा कर नहीं देखा ।” पीछे से आवाज़ आई, “माँजी....दुल्हन whatsapp पर online है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Thandi k mausam wala Shayiri (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai.. Pasand aaye to Wah... Wah... Zarur kariyega.. Baith k bathrrom mein nawab k jaise.... sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise... . Baith k bathrrom mein nawab k jaise.... sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise . "ki kar to li hai toone beta.... abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise...."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beti-Me padosi se pyar krti hu or uske sath bhag rhi hu Baap-Thanxs mere pese or time 2no bach Gye Beti-me letter pdh rhi hu jo mumy rakh k Gyi H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Himmat ho to Is SMS ko apni girlfriend ko bhej do, JADU TERI NAZAR, KHUSHBU TERABADAN, TU HAAN KAR YANA KAR, TU HAI MERI BAHEN..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: I Love you ? ? Boy: (Starts Running)......! . . . Girl: Why are u Running? . . . Boy: To update my Relationship status on Facebook.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1980 Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h? wo jo bada bngla h,wo" 2012 "xcuse me, yha engineer ka ghr konsa h? "abey kisi b ghr me ghus ja. ek na 1 to hoga
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pari Ne Dekha K 1 Sher Khargosh ka picha kar raha hai, Pari ne rok k kaha k agr tum aesa na karo to me tum dono ki 3 wish dungi, Sher: Mere ilawa is jungle k tamam shero ko sherniya bana do, Khargosh: Ek helmet chahiye Sher: Braber waley jungle k tamam sher sherniya bana do, Khargosh: Ek bike dedo Sher: dunya k sher sherniya bana do, Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola: Is bc ki LULLI kat do :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Govt Ka Naya Rule.. Jiske 5 Bacche Ho Use Ghar Milega. . . Papu Ke 3 The. Usne Wife Se Kaha Pados Ke 2 Mere Hai Unko Leke Aata Hoon..!! . Laane Ke Baad) . . . Pappu - Apne 3 Kaha Gye? . . . . Wife -Jinke The Woh Le Gye..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • T.V. chalu karo aur news dekho katrina hospitaliesed hai kyonki usne mujhe propose kiya aur maine use sadi se mana kardiya to us pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. Bechara
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki bahot masoom thi... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Neeche kya dekh rahe ho.. Joke toh upar tha..: Ladki or masoom..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi Khamoshi Ikhtiyar Na Karna,, Dil Ko Kabhi BeQaraar Na karna,, Zindgi Me Agar Dard Lena Ho,, DosToo.. Marr Jana Par Kisi Se Pyaar Na Karna..:-(;-(
    • 10 years ago



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