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  • 1 bar Exam Me Question Tha Challenge Kise Kehte He Lallu Ne Pure Pages Khali ChodKar Last Page Par Likha "Himmat He To Pass karke dikha"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dupatta was invented in India, . . . so that women can cover their face and avoid detection by family members, when roaming on a bike with their boyfriend...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 boys on bike... Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho?? Boys shocked... . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya...?? boys rocked
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:india gate ke samne p.m. Nikamma hai ke nare laga raha tha police ne aakar usse pakad liya santa:are main to amerika ke p.m.ko kah raha tha police:sale hame banata hai hame pata hai kounsa p.m. Nikamma hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Drinkers Movies Banate Toh- 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi 3) Rum De Basanti 4) Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam 5) Beer Zaara 6) Bewde Zameen Par.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Corporate Bhagwad Gita Hey Employee, || Tum pichli late promotion ka paschatap mat karo || || Tum Agli Promotion ki chinta bhi mat karo || || Bus apni current posting se hi prassan raho | || Tum Jab nahin the tab bhi ye office chal raha tha || || Tum jab nahin hoge, tab bhi ye chalta rehega | || Jo Laptop aaj tumhara hai, Kal kisi or ka tha || || Parso kisi or ka hoga. Tum ise apna samaj kar magan ho rahe ho. || Yahi tumhare samast dukho ka kaaran hai. || ||Appraisal, incentive, promotion increment ye shabad apne man se nikal do || || Phir tum is office ke ho Aur ye office tumhara hai ||.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1Aadmi Dusre se, Mere Dil ko Bada Jhatka Laga Jab Mene Mndir Me 1Ladke ko Cigrate Pite Dekha Mere Hath se to Daru ki Botle Hi Gir Gayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi Mushkilo aur Tufano Se Bhari H Agar Thokar Lage To Himat Mat Hariye Fir Se Khade Ho Jaiye aur Chilla K Pu6iye "Abe Dhakka Kisne Mara
    • 10 years ago



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  • Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me, Principal Doob Raha Tha... Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga. . .. . Kal Chhuti...! kal Chhuti....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher-Papu ek story sunao with moral . . Papu-Maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. . . Phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha . . . Moral- Jaisi karni wsi bharni.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao Apne Aap Tadap Tadap Kar Mar Jaayega lol
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 boys proposed a girl . 1st: Mai tumhare liye Apni jaan de sakta hu . Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain . 2nd: Mai tumhare liye Chand taare todkar la sakta hu . Girl: Purana dialogue hai . 3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga . . . Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai muje.
    • 10 years ago



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  • गर्लफ्रेंड : मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई,
    मुझे 1000 रुपये की जरूरत है।
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    बॉयफ्रेंड : कर दी न छोटी बात, पगली यह ले...
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    10 रुपये।
    अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा और पर्स ले आ।
    गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश :grinning::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti. . . . Ladka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun . . . . . Ladki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kaha Ho Tum ? , me aa rhi hu :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl:check kya krna hai, Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha, 1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola.. "Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !" Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya. Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha, Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya. Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha. Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare. Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ? Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi mein dulhan ko ghungat mein kyu rakha jata hai????. nai pata... socho socho!!!!. taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jaye ki ? abe ye to meri girl frnd thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ek raste se ja rahi thi waha ek kamina ladka aaya. Aur bola : Pyar ka dard hai mitha mitha pyara pyara. Ladki (Maha kamini) : Pyar ka dard hai mitha mitha pyara pyara. Ladka : To Yeh rishta kya kehlata hai? Ladki : Pavitra rishta. Ladka : To mein Is pyar ko kya naam doon? Ladki : Ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai.
    • 10 years ago



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