Funny Jokes

Boy in the bus: Madam aap ki mosami touch hoo rahi he Girl : Mosami mere he to phr aap ko kia takleef he.... Boy: Mosami to aap ki he lekin juice to mera nikal raha he..... :-

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Boy 2 Girl- tumhara naam kya hai? . . Grl- meena, or tumhara? . . Boy- kamina. . . Grl- jhut mat bolo. . . . Boy- le.! Tu 5 min pass me baith k dekh le... Tu isi naam se bulaaegi.. .. Hahahah Boys rocks

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Jab Tum Kisi Ko Hasil Karna Chaho Or Wo Tumhen Na Mile... . . . Toh samajh jaana.. . . . Tumhe RAB Se Koi aur Mang Raha Hai Jis Ki Dua Mein Tum Se Zyada Asar Hai..!

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Cute Litle Grl- Jab Men Badi Ho Jaungi To Ap Apne Ldke Ki Shadi Mujhse Krwaoge?
Shopkiper- Han Beta, Krwa Dunga.
Grl- To Apni Hone Wali Bahu Ko 1 Derymilk Do Na.

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Police:Hume aapke ghar ki talashi leni hogi, sunne me aaya hai ki apke ghar me bomb hai Santa: Khabar to pakki he par abhi wo maike gai hui hai.

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Ladka :- Medical store par jaakar bola, 1 c*ndom de do... Main apni GF ke ghar dinner pe jaa raha hoon... Phir bola 2 aur de do, us ki sister bhi Bomb hai aur uski Maa bhi hot hai... Dinner pe jaise hi GF ka baap dining table par aaya, Ladka sir jhuka ke baith gaya... Ladki boli :- Mujhe nahi pataa tha tum itna sharmate ho... Ladka bola :- Mujhe bhi Aaj tak nahi pata tha ki tere Baap ka Medical store hai. :-P

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Read Must :D =D Boy: Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi CarTo Nahi par Tumhe Apni Palkon PeBitha ke Ghumaunga.! . Mere Paas apne dost Jaisa Bada bangla To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga . Mere Paas apne dost Jitne Paise To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga . Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye...?? . Girl:-- Dimag ki maa behan mat kar, Apney Dost Ka Number de.. :/:D =D :P

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Jethalal- aare daya raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega, Daya- tapu ke papa Aap tension mat lijiye Maine battery nikal di he...

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Log Pata Nhi Kaise... PrOpose kr Dete Hai..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mujhe Tou Pani-Puri Khane K Baad Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa Jati Hai...:-D :-P

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Pappu ko 1 mchchar preshan kar rha tha . wah tang aa kar 4pai ke niche chla gya.achanak waha jugnu aa gya. Pappu-dekho to saala tourch leke dhund rha h.

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FARHAN & RANCHO scooty pe ghumne gaye achanak RANCHO ud gaya Q? Qki Behti hava sa tha w0 udti patang sa tha w0 Ab Msg Padhna Bandh Karo Or kaha gaya use DHUNDO..

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Raavan ki 20 aankhen thi lekin nazar sirf 1 aurat pe, Aur aap ki sirf 2 aankhen hai lekin nazar har aurat pe, replay Toh batao asli Raavan kaun hai ???

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Santa:-god mere ghar se U.S.A.tak sadak banwa do. God:-ye bahut muskil kaam h,koi dusra kam bolo, Santa:-mujhe aisi ladki se milwa do jo sirf mujhe hi chahe. God:-sadak kab banwa du....

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Agar rakshabandan pe ladki chedne par bhai bnati h to fir karvachoth pe chedne pe pati q nahi bnati? aakhir q? is sms ko aag ki tarha fela do, insaf chaiye.....

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Never Search a Person Whom U Want ... Search a Person Who Wants U ... Dont Care For Those Who Ignore U . Care For Those Who is Ignoring Others For U..... Gn.

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I realized it today I will love you forever Even if you love me never I love you I really know, Because it’s so hard to let go…(GMS)

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Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl:check kya krna hai, Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi.

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Nepali ko Jadui chirag mila. Jin nikla bola: 3 wish mango! Nepali: 1.Ek Bara bangla 2.Ush men khub daulatmnd aadmi . . . . . . . . . . 3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana do. :)

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: For u and ur parents.

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Ramu Ne Daru Pike Apne Apko Aaine
Me Dekha….
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Bola
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Yaara Isko To Kahi Dekha H
O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Kamina H…..
Jo Shadi K Album Me Teri Bivi K Sath
Tha.????????

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