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  • Santa:" Yaar mera aur meri girlfriend ka ajeebo-gareeb rishta hai... . . . . Santa:" Kaise ?? . . . . . Banta:" Wo ajeeb hai aur main gareeb..
    • 10 years ago



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  • हंसो बिंदास सुखी जीवन के 5 सूत्र ..... 1) जीवन में पैसा ही सब कुछ नही होता .....मास्टर कार्ड और वीजा की भी कोई वैल्यू है। 2)जानवरों से प्यार करो ......वो स्वादिष्ट भी होते हैं। 3) पानी बचाओ ....दारू पियो। 4) फल और सलाद बहुत स्वास्थ्य प्रद होते हैं ..... उन्हें बीमारों के लिए रहने दो। 5) किताबें पवित्र होती हैं ..... उन्हें मत छुओ। By-Rohit kr verma
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Pappu Apne Cousin Ko Milne College Gaya Vaha Pe Ek Se Bhadkar Ek Sunder Ladkiya Thhi Achahnak Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Back Side Pe Jahaz (Plane) Bana Dekha Kafi Der Tak Vo Us Ladki Ko Dekhta Raha. Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Pappu Ka Majak Udane Ke Liye Boli. Ladki: “Arey, Kya Pahle Kabhi Jahaaz Nahi Dekha?” Pappu: “Ji Jahaz To Mene Bahut Dekhe Hai, Par Esa Shandar Airport Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekha“
    • 10 years ago



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  • The Sweetest Reation of a girl after fight > Boy - Tu muje blank messages q bej rahi hai ? . . . . . . . Girl - because i am not talking to you
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baccha:-Aunty ki Chaddhi pe ishra karke bola isme kya hai? Aunty:-isme aag hai Baccha:-Mai apni mungfali Sek lun Aunty-Nahi beta isme saam ko bhutta sekenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer- What is d diffrnce btwn Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa:- Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai Aur mobile ka Anguthe se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 sardarni behosh ho gayi. Doctor-"Ye mar gayi hai. Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli, "Mai ZINDA hu" Sardar-"Chupchap padi reh, Tu doctr se zyada janti hai kya!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos Baap Bachchon Se: Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Khayega Use 5 Rs Dunga. Bachche 5 Rs Le Kar So Gaye. Subah Baap Bola: Jo 5 Rs Dega.. Usi Ko Naashta Milega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ki Ek Dukan Pe Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gayi Ab Batao Kyun ? Dukan Jewellery Ki Thi, Aur Wo Sales Girl Se Bola… Aapke Ek Ek Item Mast Hain, Aaj Soney Ke Kya Bhav Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी: मैंने तुम्हें बिना देखे शादी की.. कैन यू बिलीव दैट? पति: और मेरी हिम्मत तो देखो.. मैंने तुम्हें देखने के बाद भी तुमसे शादी की…??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hoti To Khabrein Aisi Hoti::: . . Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai. . Tabbu Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Khatam. . Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichhli Bogey Tabaah Ho Gayi Hai. . Tez Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar Gayi Hai. . Rakhi Pe Chadhne Waalo Ki Tadaad Mein Izaafa. . Rani Chalte Chalte Band Ho Gayi. . Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla. . KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 AADMI "GIRAFTAAR...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rule Of Boys Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati . . . Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati . . . Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apki bibi Par . . . . Dusri ki bibio Se Nazar Hatai Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Oh! Shit...!! Are ye kya Ho Gaya Aisa Nahi Hona Tha Bahut Badi Galati Ho Gayi OH GOD...!! Ye Kya Ho Gya Mujse Itne Busy Insan Ko MSG Send Ho GaYa..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Woh jo LOOSE MOTION me bhi GAS chodne ka risk leta hai.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir:Tense kitne tayp k hote hai? Boy: 3 , present, past, future Sir: gud Exampl do Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga k le jaunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itne Khuddar The Ke Kabhi School Na Jate.. . . . . . Wo To Ladkiyon Ke Shauq-E-Deedar Ne Hume Yaha College Tak Pahuncha Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ki t-shirt me railway trackchapa hua tha..Ek ladka use gour se dekh rahatha.Ladki :- kabhi railway track nahidekha h kya??Ladka: railway track per speedbreaker pehli bardekhraha huSamajhdar log Thoko LIKE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Cricketers Aur Athletes Me Kya Farak Hai? Chintu: Athletes Medals Ke Saath Ghumte Hain Aur Cricketers Models Ke Saath Ghumte Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karanegai . Clerk- Sign karo . Aurat- Kaise? . Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aurat ne likha- "TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me,
    • 10 years ago



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