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  • ladka ladki ka takis me jhagda ladki-tune mera hath kiu pakda ladka-maine nahi mere dost ne pakda ladki-kaon hai wo haram ka ladka-ye bakra ladki-tu bata bakre mera hath kaon pakda bakra allways saying may may.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto. . . Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet KeSchool Le Jaa Rahe The. . 1 Buzurg Bole: Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi. . . Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai! =D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Qs-"Gawar" Kisko Kehte Hai? .. Ans- Jo "Anguthe" Ka Istemal Karte Hai .rght na? . . . Waise Is Waqt Kahi Aap To Anguthe Ka Istmal Nhi Kar Rahe Ho?
    • 10 years ago



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  • ऐश्वर्या राय की बेटी पहले दिन स्कूल गई. टीचर: तुम्हारे दादा का नाम क्या है? बेटी: बिगबी टीचर: तुम्हारी मम्मी कौन है बेटी: मिस वर्ल्ड टीचर: तुम्हारे पापा का नाम क्या है? बेटी: नो आइडिया सर जी!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lo mera ek sher arz hai- "Idhar b sitam ho gaya, Udar b sitam ho gaya." . . . . . . . Msg delete kar do sher khatm ho gaya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Ki Har Gali Gumnaam Q Hai, Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai. Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka, To Fir Ye MUNNI Itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Never Search a Person Whom U Want ... Search a Person Who Wants U ... Dont Care For Those Who Ignore U . Care For Those Who is Ignoring Others For U..... Gn.
    • 10 years ago



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  • pati mobile, patni sim card. Dono mile to hua Recharge... Beta hua to incoming... Beti hua to outgoing....agar Kuch na hua to missed call.,:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Topi bechne wala ped k niche araam kr raha tha. Kuch Bandar uski topiya utha kr le gaye. Topi wale ko apne Dada ki sunai kahani yaad aayi Or usne apni 1 topi utha k fek di. 1 Bandar aaya, Usne topi ko uthaya or 1 THAPPAD maar k bola- "Sale tu kya sochta h Hamara Dada hame kahani nhi suna k gaya" :
    • 10 years ago



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  • zindagi behal hai , sur hai na tal hai, msg box bhi kangal hai, kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls on Facebook: Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. 16 more similar stories... Boys on Facebook: Added Rita Added Pooja Added Rina Added Reema Added Rekha 20 more similar stories.... Hit Like if you agree :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha Ki Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi Hai, To Aap Chhup Kyu Thay..? Mariz: Pehle Cocroach Gaya Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki Chipkali Usko Pakad Legi..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pata Nahi Kyu Log Meri Itni Respect Karte Hai Main Jab Unhe Msg Karta Hun To Wo apna sir Neeche Jhuka Kar Mera Msg Padhte Hain.. Bilkul aapki Tarah.. MY CRAZY FANS >>Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sach- Bahut time pehle 2 Lovers ne suside krne kaplan kiya. Ladka pehle jump maar k pani me kud gya lekin Ladki nhi kudi. Tb se hi"Ladies First" ka Rule H.....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • In 1 Bus stop Boy-Mujhse shadi karogi ? Girl-Kya ? Boy-Acchhi film hain na. Girl_Kutte ke bacchhe Boy-What ? Girl-Kitne chote-chote hote hain na..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye"EXAM ye"NMBR ye"MARKSHT ye"%AGE sb moh maya ka jal h,sb bekar ki bate h,Tum kali hath aye the kali hath jaoge Is satya ko apnao or so jao
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T” Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna “STOP” . . 2nd day Beti: MOM usne kiss or hug dono ek sath Kiya, to Me ne b ek sath kaha- “DON’T STOP”
    • 10 years ago



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  • She: Hamne tumko dil ye de diya, ye bhi naa pucha kaun ho tum… . . . . He:Dom . .. . She: Kon Dom? *Dead Silence*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Jab Main Bimaar Tha, Main Ek Bahut Bade Hospital Mein Gaya, Waha Do Darwaze The, Ek Par “Khas Bimari” Aur Dusre Par “Mamuli Bimari” Likha Tha, Mujhe Mamuli Bimari Thi Isliye Main Mamuli Bimari Wale Room Mein Chala Gaya, Waha Bhi Do Darwaze The Ek Par “Khas Admi” Aur Dusre Par “Aam Admi” Likha Tha, Main Thehra Gharib, Isliye Aam Admi Wale Darwaze Se Andar Chala Gaya, Andar Gaya To Dekha Ke Main Hospital Se Bahar Tha. Jiyo India…
    • 10 years ago



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