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  • kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,, kissing a girl on her cheek is care,, kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,, kissing a girl on her lips is love,, but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend..... HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG
    • 10 years ago



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  • WHEN I CAN THE MOON I CAN YOU WHEN.. I CAN THE STAET I CAN YOU WHEN... I CAN THE SEALS I CAN YOU.... YOU ARE ALWAYS BLOCKING MY VAEW..... I LOVE YOU SO MUCS.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Husband Ko Khany Ki Bilkul Tameez Nai Hy Janwaron Ki Tarah Khany Per Toot Phertay Hai Phir Hath B Shirt Se Saaf Kr Laitay Hai.. Unki Aik Hi Shirt Hy.. Me Roz Dho Kr Soti Thi.. Aik Din Unky Dost Ny Un Pr Paan Ki Peek Thok Di… Pehly To Me Ny Unko Khob Maara..:-D:-D Phir Mere Abu Ny Ariel Ka Kaha.. Ab Me Ariel Unki Pocket Me Hi Daal Deti Hn, Jahan Daag Lgy Wahin Baith Kr Dho Lety Hn…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy 1 to Boy 2 Tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.? Uska to pahle se hi Bf hai.. Boy 2 Smart Rply Khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai.. Dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho.. Baat to sahi boysB
    • 10 years ago



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  • True meanings of "GIRL" "G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.. "I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.. "R"= RONE ki automatic machine.. "L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge.. Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend". Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai. Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA aur wallet. Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna. uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION naam ki bimari ho sakti he, Jiska koi ilaaj nahi. bas inse savdhan rehna "Bharat Sarkar dwara janhit me jari."@
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa Malik:Kon Hai Waha? Chor:Miyaaaun! Malik:Kon Hai? Chor:Miyaaunn Malik:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee?? Chor:Kamine Billi Hun Billi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai… Aye Sunami Jarurat Nahi Teri In Khaufnak Lehro Ki, Zindagi Mein Khauf Laane Ke Liye, Gharwali He Kaafi Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tchr-ek achha ladka ladki ko Kaise propose krega. Boy-wo use naav me baitha k, Samundar k beech me le ja k Kahega "I LOVE U" bol nhi to Meri naav se utar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • British : Why U Indians R In Different Colors ? Look We R All White ! . . . . . . . Santa : Horses R In Different Colours But Donkeys R All The Same..
    • 10 years ago



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  • श्याम: – एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू
    देने गया..!!!
    बॉस: – बधाई :clap: हो,
    आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है…!!!
    आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,
    फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर
    दी जाएगी…!!!
    श्याम बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed:,
    बॉस: – क्या हुआ…?
    श्याम: – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा. :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
    बॉस बेहोश…!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur jisne 2 lesson kiye wo 2 kiss gaal pe! . . . . . Pappu: Miss phir bistar bichha lo Miss: Kyu ?? . . . . . Pappu: Mujhe puri book yaad hai..! :p :D =D Pappu Rock...Miss shock!!:D BY-M.M
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aurat Ek Bhikhari se-Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahi To Dekha Hai? . Bhikhari-Kya Memsaab, Kal Hi To FACEBOOK pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
    • 10 years ago



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