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  • कल जो मैंने एक बच्चे से पूछा:
    पढ़ाई कैसी चल रही है?
    उसका जवाब आया
    अंकल,
    समंदर जितना सिलेबस है;
    नदी जितना पढ़ पाते हैं;
    बाल्टी जितना याद होता है;
    गिलास भर लिख पाते हैं;
    चुल्लू भर नंबर आते हैं;
    उसी में डूब कर मर जाते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • One hand 0n PEN! Other hand 0n PHONE! 1 ear 0n TEACHER! Other ear 0n FRIEND TALK! 1 eye 0n BOARD! Other eye 0n GIRLZ! Who Told BOYZ R LAZY?? Boyzz Roking always...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chota Bachcha: Uncle Gora Karne Wali Kreem Hai ? Dukandar: Han Hai! Chota Bachchato: Sale Lgata Q Nahi Mai Roj Dar Jata Hu !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai. Mere jute 1500 ke hain. Boy bus kar.. Phle chain band kar pagli.. 20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do shadiyan to kar chuke fasle khuda se woh Baari suna hai abke baras phir kisi ki hai Chehre ki jhurriyoN ko mitane ke waste Haajat janab-e-sheikh ko phir istree ki hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Ki Vidai Ke Time, Dulhe Ka Mobile Baja.. . . Dulhan Ne Dulhe Ko, Kas Kethappad Mara.. . . Pata Hai Kyu....?? . . . . . Kyu Ki.... Dulhe Ki Mobile Ki Ringtone Thi. . . . Dil Me Apne Armaan Chhupa Ke Hum Chale. Aaj Hum Apni Maut Ka Saman Uthale Chale.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khatarnaak Dosti: Main ghar der se pahuncha tho Dad ne pucha: "Kahan tha tu?" Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha." Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha." 2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai." 3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?" 1 ne tho hadh hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua"...!!! (Ab bol "Har ek friend jaroori hota he" Saini g Star Alok Saini
    • 10 years ago



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  • “Acchi Patni” Aur “Bhoot” Ek jaise hote hai Kyonki inki baatein to sab karte Hai.. Par.. Aaj Tak Dekha kisi ne nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, 1 Ke Peeche 22 Log.... 26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, 1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai.... 36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai Tu Rakh.... 45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai.... {PK SHARMA}
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti krne me to "READY" hE hum Dosto ko yaad krne ke liye "WANTED" hE hum Ab to pahchan lo is "DABANG" ko Dosti kE duniya 1 "EK TIGAR"h hum
    • 10 years ago



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  • Vo kaun aadmi hai Ko ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai???? . . . . . . . . TRAFFIC POLICE yaar... Tum bhi na ... Har bar rajnikant nahi ata..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son:kal papa Nokrani ko bed pe Lita k... Mom:Ruko papa k samne bolo PAPA AATE HI Son-papa Nokrani k sath wahi kr rhe the Jo Varma uncle apke sath krte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Babloo Yes Sir Tinku Yes sir Gullu Yes sir Ullu ? Ullu ? Ullu Button na dabao present lagwao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gayi Hai, Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunaai Nahi Deta.. Hakim: Mashaallah Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum Par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master-kal school kyon nahi aye.? Boy-girlfriend se milne gaya tha. Master-kis liye. Boy-yes sir. Master-maine puchha kis liye.? Boy-liye sir bahut liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1- Ladki Tottaa Honi Chahiye, Pyare Toh Kutte Ke Pille Bhi Hote Hain. 2- Ladki Pyari Honi Chahiye, Tottaa Toh Parrot Bhi Hota Hain. 3- Ladki Cute Honi Chaiye, Bold & Curves Toh Blackberry Bhi Hote Hain 4- Ladki Mein Attitude Hona Chahiye, Angry Toh Aajkal Birds Bhihoti Hain . 5- Ladki Samajhdar Honi Chahiye, Lovely Toh University Bhi Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam Rowdy Rathore . . . Jo main padhta hu wo main likhtahoon.. . . aur.. . . Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • New version. A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face . After Checkup Doctor said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle. Tumhe MEDORA se Allergy ha::-P Father ghuse sy larkay ki trf dekhta rha. Boy said: sir jb ap ghr jaye gain to apni beti ko bta dena... Docter to father:"bhai g tusi anu pehle kuto gay ya main??"
    • 10 years ago



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