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  • EK BAAT BOLU? Naraz mat hona Bol du? Sonch lo? Hum Aap se bahut Pyar Se keh rahe hain Ki mujhe sMs kar diya karo. Nahi to mobile chori karwa denge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • TEACHER: Wo konsa Department hai jis me Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..??? : : : Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE.. : : : : Teacher: Kyon : : : : : : : PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teachar Ne Ek Din Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Class Mein Sawal Puchha Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?” Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi” Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?” Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Who spoils Men..? Wine or Women..? Answer :- BOTH Especially when.. WINE IS OLD....... -&- WOMAN IS BOLD..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer- What is d diffrnce btwn Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa:- Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai Aur mobile ka Anguthe se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira, usne wo pee li. Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur katrina behosh ho gayi... . . Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • सलीम भाई की एक टांग नीली हो गयी..
    हकीम:—-
    शायद जहर फ़ैल गया है टांग काटनी पड़ेगी…

    कुछ दिन बाद दूसरी भी नीली पड़ गयी…
    हाकिम:—
    इस टांग में भी जहर फ़ैल रहा है ये भी काटनी पड़ेगी…

    हाकिम ने दोनों टांगे काट दी और आर्टिफिसियल टांग लगा दी..

    कुछ दिन बाद आर्टिफिसियल टांग भी नीली पड़ गयी..

    हाकिम :—-
    अब तुम्हारी बीमारी समझ में आइ मियां..

    तुम्हारी लुंगी कलर छोड़ती है ।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Student: Mam Jab Hindustan Ko Hind... Pakistan Ko Pak... Australia Ko Aus... To Hum Brazil & London Ko Kya Kahenge ??? . . . . . . . Mam: Tu Apna Kaam Kar Haramkhor !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy 1 to Boy 2 Tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.? Uska to pahle se hi Bf hai. . Boy 2 Smart Reply Khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai.. Dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- Dekh dekh us ladki ko dekh Wo tere sath padti hai or 1st aayi hai, Boy-dekh dekh kya? Usi ko dekh dekh k to fail hua hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!! Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!! . . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya… Happy Gandhi Jayanti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor Apne Ek Friend Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai. Doctor: “Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi.” Friend: “Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na?” Doctor: “Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi Lerki Say Mat Kehna Kay Us Say Pyar Kertay Ho Ager Ek Bay Dhayani Main Yeah Iqrar Ker Bethay Kisi Say Pyar Ker Bethay To Phir Wadoon Ki DoRoon Main Ualajh Ker Toot Jao Gay Tumharay Pyar Ka Us Ko Ager Ehsaas Ho Jayay To Ho Sakta Hai Tum Us Ka Rang-O-Roop Ban Jao Mohabbat Kay Safar Main Shayad Aaisa Morr Aajayay Kay Tum Narazgi Ka BerMila Izhaar iii
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chota bachha-gorapan ke liye koi creem he kya, Dukandar he na, Chota bachha-to saale apne chehre pe gharta kyo nahi me hamesha dar jata hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • *HoSLe Sare AZMa Bethe * HuM ZaMaNe K GuM uTHa Bethe * JiSKi CHaHaT Me uMar BHar TaDPe USSi Ki SHaDi me DuSri LaDKi PaTa Bethe
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master : Beta koi pyarwali shayari sunao, grin.png Student : Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, Master ji ki hai do beti, aur mai marta hu chhoti pe grin.png
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui. SUGAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar pani Chidkne laga...! Wife: kya kr rahe ho..? Sabjiwala: MAAL ko Taza kr Raha hoon..... Ha Ha Ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki subah subah apne bf ko call krti he... . . . Girl: ~ mela sona, ~ mela baby ~ mela pyala sa baby ~ mela cutu cutypie ~ mela good wala bacha ~ kya kal laha he mela bhondu bacha? . . . . . Boy : kitne paise chahie bol ? :/ subah subah maska mat maar :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Up Coming Movies 1. Jab We Chat 2. Namastey Facebook 3. Hum Aapke Hai Mutualfriend 4. 7 Gaali Maaf 5. Hum Like Kar Chuke Sanam 6. Kabhi Relationship Kabhi Single 7. Meine Poke Kyu Kiya 8. Mere Brother Ki Profile.. Dekna Math Bhulna.
    • 10 years ago



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