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Mehman Khana Khate Huye Bole: Ye Tumhara Kutta Mujhe Bahut Der Se Ghoor Raha Hai.. Sardar: Tum Jaldi Se Kha Lo Wo apni Plate Pehchan Gaya Hai.. >>Waris ali

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Dulha Dulhan se:- 2mhare Shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the? Dulhan silent! Dulha chilla ke: Mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhu? Dulhan: Haye touba gin toh rhi hu. AWESOME

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ere mobile ko sardi lag gai hai. SAMSUNG Hospital k MOTOROLA Ward me hai. Dr.NOKIA Ka khna hai ki Sms ki botale chaiye. plz send sms kyoki MOBILE ICU Me hai.

10 years ago

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas janelaga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef kartehuey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur hai. Ab mai kya batau? Ki Mai to bike ko lock karneja rha tha...

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Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya

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Ek Din me College se ghar aane ke liye nikla. Barish nahi ho rahi thi to socha jaldi ghar pahoch jaunga par baarish start ho gai and me bheeg gaya Ghar jaate hi Sister:- Thodi der Ruk nahi sakte the ?? Brother:- Kahi Side pe khade ho jata Papa:- Bahot Shokh hai barish me bhigne ka Itne mein Mummy aai and sir pe towel rakhte hue boli :- Ye Barish bhi na. Thori der Ruk Jati to Mera Beta Ghar aa jata Mom Jaisa Pyar aur koi nahi kar sakta.

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Jane Kyun Aansuo Se Aankh Bhar Aayi, Dil Ko Shayad Tumhari Yaad Bahut Aayi, Chahat Thi Itni Tum Se Milne Ki Lekin Ye Baat Uperwale Ko Kabhi Raas Na Aayi.!

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WhatsApp killed SMS! YouTube killed DVD! Skype killed ISD calls! Amazon killed real life shopping and Facebook killed LIFE.

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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke, Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza, Jeete Jee Hi Mil Gayi.

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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Do shadiyan to kar chuke fasle khuda se woh Baari suna hai abke baras phir kisi ki hai Chehre ki jhurriyoN ko mitane ke waste Haajat janab-e-sheikh ko phir istree ki hai

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Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do. Bachcha: Aap ka naam..? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai. Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi. Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to "jugaad" likha hua hai.

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एक बार दो चूहे bike पर जा रहे थे. रास्ते में एक शेर का बच्चा मिला. उसने कहा मुझे भी bike पर चढ़ा लो. चूहोँ ने कुछ सोचा फिर बोले: . . . . . "देख ले, बाद में तेरी मम्मी बोलेगी तू गुंडों के साथ घूमता है"

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Ek Udta Hua Murgi Anda Diya, Doston Anda Ka Kya Hua ? , , , Socho Socho . . . . Mujhe Pta Hai Aap Jawab De Nahi Paoge, Dosto Anda Ka Kuch Nahi Hua Kyun Ki Murgi Underwear Pehni Thi,

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Wife: Mai Tumhari "Zindgi" Ki "Kitab" Hu!! Husband: Ye "Hi "To "Taklif" Hai, DIARY" Hoti "To "Har "Saal Change" "Kar" "Leta!!

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पहला पागल (दूसरे पागल से):मैं बचपन में रेल के नीचे आकर कुचल गया था. दूसरा पागल: फिर तू मरा कि बचा?? पहला पागल: यार मुझे मालूम नहीं, उस समय मैं बहुत छोटा था.

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Santa ne puch liya agar apko 100rs ka note mil jaye to kya karoge? Admi- kya sahab ek bhikhari kya karega, sam ko petbhar khana khayega or 2 peg lgakr so jayega.

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Toofani anderi raat mein... kabristan ke andere jungle mein.. ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . "gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai.. Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota..

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मैडम: भूतकाल, वर्तमान काल का और भविष्य काल का एक उदाहरण मैं देती हूं एक तुम देना: मैं सुंदर थी, सुंदर हूं, सुन्दर रहूंगी! गोलू: आपको वहम था, वहम है, वहम ही रहेगा!

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Aadhi raat to ye hi sochne me guzarjaati he dosto... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ki kambal chauda kaha se he aur lamba kaha se :P

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