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  • India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar, agar dost pata de to uphar, agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar, aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Touch my heart & u will feel... Listen to my heart & u will hear... Look into my heart & u will see that U will alwayz be..... a special part of me
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बच्चा रो रहा था | उसके पिता ने रोने का कारण पूछा | बच्चा बोला – दस रुपये दो, तब बताऊंगा |

    पिता ने बेटे को दस रुपये दे दिए और कहा – अब बताओ बेटे ! तुम क्यों रो रहे थे ?

    बच्चा बोला – मैं तो दस रुपये के लिए ही रो रहा था |
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Duniya K Saare Dard Ek Taraf . : . : . : : . Aur Slow Internet Chalne Ka Dard Ek Taraf.: : Haye Sehan Nhi Hota
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bachcha Har Roz Maths Teacher Ko Phone Lagata Hai Teacher Ki Wife-kitni Bar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hai, Bar Bar Phone Kyu Karte Ho? Bachcha- Sun K Achcha Lagta Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat Bhar Mujhe Iss Baat Ne Sone Na Diya Ki.. Zindagi Toh Bus Chaar Din Ki Hai Aur SMS Pack Maine 30 Din Ka Karwa Liya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science k mutavik bachpan me Bed pe susu krne wale log Hmesa right hand me mobile Pkad k msg pdte h. Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo Koi bat nahi aaram se susu kro Rat me koi nahi dekhta he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Nanakdu Pan Bahu Khatarnak Vakya,Jenathi Kon Jane ketla 6okrao Nu Jivan Barbad Thai Gyu Hase. "Arre, e 6okri Tari Same Joti Hati ..OY HOY…
    • 10 years ago



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  • बीवी बोली....
    English बोलणी आवै है....
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    मैं बोल्या...
    बोलण का तो पता नहीं ....
    लेकिन पीणी:beers: जरूर आवै है..!:smile::yum:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me, Principal Doob Raha Tha... Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga. . .. . Kal Chhuti...! kal Chhuti....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabbar to Thakur : ye hath muje dede thakur... Thakur: le le,mere b lele..Basanti k b lele,Jai aur Viru k b lele..chahiye to Ramu kaka k b lele aur OCTOPUS ban ja sale.. Gabbar: sry yar tu to serious ho gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Darmendr--"Beta .. Sunny ae me kya sun raha hu.."??? . ,. ... ..,. ...... .... ... ... Sunny deol ~ No papa ae sab juth he. me JISM~2 Me nahi hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aunty: Beta mama ghar pay hain kya? Bacha: Sprite peete hoay “Ap ki setting to papa se hai na, papa ghar pay he hain”. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad-beta batao jaan kahan se nikalti hai? Beta- khirki se. Dad- woh kaise? Beta- kal didi ek larke se keh rahi thi, Jaan khirki se nikal jao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Zabardast dil hila denewala SMS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kal karoonga:p =D =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Two Gays got into a heated argument. Whilst arguing, 1 of them shouted: Kiss My Ass! The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 45 saal k salmaan khan ldki dkhn gya.. Sallu ko dkhte hi ldki ki maa behos ho gyi.. Hos aane pr uski maa ne kaha - 20 saal phl ya mujhe dkhn k liye aaya tha.. ♥ ❤ ❥ ❣
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine Apni life me bahut Dhoke khaye ha..! for example: . Apple Chiku Sabzi Angoor etc etc sab DHOKE hi khaye hai. aap bi DHOKE khaya karo.
    • 10 years ago



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