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  • Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan Kaun Hai..? Son: Pata Nahi.. Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do.. Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty Kaun Hai..? Mother: Nahi Pata.. Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi Sambha se puchta hai, "Gabbar jab chhota tha tab uski Ma use roj kyu marati thi???" Sambha- kyu ki Gabbar uski Ma se har waqt kehta rehta tha, "KITNE AADMI THE??"
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Paani Peene Ka Sahi Waqt". (1) 1 Glass Subah Uthney Ke Baad, .....Androoni Aaza ko Activate Karta Hai.. (2) 1 Glass Nahaney Ke Baad, ......Blood Pressure Ka Khatma Karta Hai.. (3) 2 Glass Khaney Se 30 Minute Pehle, ........Hazmey Ko Durust Rakhta Hai.. (4) Aadah Glass Sone Se Pehle, ......Heart Attack Se Bachata Hai.. Yeh Bahot Achcha Msg Hai Sab group mein Frwd Kar diya Jaye, Toh Kafi Log fayda Utha Sakte Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? . . . . Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga. . . . . Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz. . . . . . Husband : Tera muh ...xd :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • idea: Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to ? ? ? Simple . use zor se 1 chanta maro, aur bolo: Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai?ghar Chal
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू अपना रिजल्ट लेकर आया और पापासे बोलाःपापा, आप बहुत किस्मत वाले हैं।पापाःक्यों बेटा?....पप्पू: क्योंकि मैं फेल हो गया हूं। आपको मेरे लिए नई किताबें नहीं खरीदनी पड़ेंगी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bachcha Har Roz Maths Teacher Ko Phone Lagata Hai Teacher Ki Wife-kitni Bar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hai, Bar Bar Phone Kyu Karte Ho? Bachcha- Sun K Achcha Lagta Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe They. Policeman Ne Hath Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari. Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya. Aaj Duniya Us Ladke Ko Baba Ramdev Ke Naam Se Janti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu 1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai 2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye 3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rosy Aunty:" Beta Mummy Ghar Pe Hai kya ??:O . . . . . . Bachha Pappu Sprite Pite Huye:" Apko Papa ke sath romance karna hai.. ?? Aa jao Papa Ghar Pe Hai... :p :O :D Aunty shocksss boys rocks..:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Machhar Bola Insaan Se Mat Maro Hume Jaan Se, Jang Chhid Jayegi, Dushmani Badh Jayegi, Mana Ki Aap Me Junoon H, Par Humari Ragon Me Bi To Aap Hi Ka Khoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • boy to girl:tum nahati nahi ho kya. girl:nahi to roj nahati hu,par tumne esa q pucha. boy:kabhi dekha nahi na isliye...pucha yar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khatarnaak Dosti:Main ghar der se pahuncha to Dad ne pucha "Kahan tha tu? "Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha. "Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha. "2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai. "3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya? "1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya baat he. By - Yasirnazeer
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arranged Marriage - Rs.6,00,000 Shadi Rs.4,00,000 jewellry Rs.50,000 Shadi ki Rasme Total- Rs.10,50,000 Love Marriage - Rs.100 ka Stamp paper Rs.20 Notary Rs.50 ki Varmaala Rs.20 ka Photo Total- Rs.190 ...... "Paisa Aapka Pasand Aapki Faisla Aapka" Jaago grahak jago, Lover ke saath bhago!! By : Nitish
    • 10 years ago



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  • ATM me santa banta k piche khada has raha tha? Snta :Ha,Ha,mene tera password dekha. Bnta: kya h? S: 4 stars (****) B: Ha,Ha,galat 1212
    • 10 years ago



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  • Solid Beijjati: . . Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. . Thodi Daer Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. . Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye, Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointment Denay K Andaz Me Bolne Laga. Fir Phone Rakne K Baad... . Doctor Aadmi Se: Haan Bataiye Kya Hua? . Aadmi: Bsnl Se Aaya Hun, Telephone Activate Karne K Liye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai, Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)
    • 10 years ago



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