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  • एक गरीब परिवार था, पिता गरीब,माँ गरीब, बच्चे गरीब. परिवार में 4 नौकर थे, वोह भी गरीब. Car भी टूटती हुई MERCEDIZE थी. उनका गरीब ड्राईवर बच्चों को उसी टूटती Car में School छोड़ के आता था. बच्चों के पास पुराने N95 Mobile थे. बच्चे हफ्ते में सिर्फ 3 बार ही HOTEL में खाते थे. घर में केवल 4 2nd Hand A.C. थे. सारा परिवार बड़ी मुश्किल से जीवन काट रहा था.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya lekin ladki ne use thukra dia . . . Ladke ne kaha tum 10 din k andar mujhse muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi . . Or ladka din rat barish me dhoop me us k ghar k samne khada raha ... . . . 9 din k bad ladki ko sach me ladke ki mohbbat ka ahsas ho gya us ne socha subha pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo ladke ko milne gyi to ladka use wahan na mila aur 1 kagz mila jis par likha tha * * * * * Tere chakkr main teri bahen set ho gyi hai . . . Sorry Saali Sahiba…
    • 10 years ago



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  • BF: I want to kiss u. GF: No, agar mein pregnant ho gayi to? BF: Kiss se pregnant? GF: Actually mein 1 baar shuru ho gayito phir mein apne aap ki bhi nahi sunti..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jis Train me sundar sundar Ladkiyan, safar karti ho us Train ko Kya Kahoge.? Socho? Socho? Socho? Socho na? Simple yaar.. MAAL GADI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hawa me bindaas ud raha the gaalib, Hawa me betaab ud raha the gaalib, Hawa me aajaad ud raha galib, . Phir kya...Ruk gayee hawa, Gir gaya gaalib ;-))
    • 10 years ago



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  • *Boys Mentality* Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zmane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi. To, TO, koi baat nhi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha, Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees” Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Secretary apne boss k sath train trip pe ja rahi thi. Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi, K, Achanak Boss ne puchha: "Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren" Secretary sharmate hue boli: "Sir, jese aap ki marzi" Boss: "To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha Larki: ap k ghar main MAA ,BEHAN nai hai? Larka: Hain, bus ap ki kami hay Larki: Ap ko meri kami mehsus horai ha? Ye baat agar mairay 5 BHAION ko pata chali to apkay ghar waloN ko apki KAMI mehsus hogi.. Rahul
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhal Rahi He Shabnami Raat Halke Halke Aise Mein Na Jao, Na Wade Karo Kalke Bistar Ki Salwto Se Maloom Hota Hai Kaati He Tumne Bhi Raat Karwat Badal Badal Ke...ii
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1st time bhojpuri sms, "Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise, Phatal karejwa k siyab kaise, Tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi, Tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise!":)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri Chahat ka Ye Aik Andaaz Hai, Jo Chiraagh lou Ko Bojha Rakkha Hai, Na Jane Meri Ankhon Main Kiya Asar Hai, Jo Jabeen Ko Unki Jhuka Rakkha Hai,…
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai "I M GOING" . . . SIR- mai ja raha hu. . . . BOY- sir bataiye na . . . SIR- Mai ja raha hu . . . . BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega Answr bata k ja. :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Doggy subh se sham tk bhokta tha BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO Haan bilkul aise hi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek car ki nilami ho rahi thi: Log boliyan laga rahe the. 2 lakh,4 lakh6 lakhCust: Ne Gusse se gadi ki"khasta haalat"dekh ke kaha ki is car ki kyaa khubi hai jo itni mehngi bik rahi hai. Ek ADMI: Is car ke"10 accident hue hai aur sab me"BIVI"hi mari he "Cust: 10 lakh ! 10 lakh !(HV)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Insaan Wo Hy Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye. . . . . . Papu: Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain, OR Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki interview denay gai Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai jis k 2 tyres hotay hain ?? . Ladki : bike ! Boss: nahi, hOnda bike chAlo ek aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hotay hain ?? . Ladki : car ! Boss : nhi, toyota car . Ladki: Chal ab tu mere sawal ka jawab de.! . Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhney mai white hai aur beech mai kala anda hai…..?? . Boss : hehehe !! Ankh. . Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki ankh
    • 10 years ago



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  • English Teacher-Batao ye konsa tense Hai? Mai Nach raha hu, Tum Nach rahe ho, Wo Nach rahi hai, hum sb Nach rahe hai. STUDENT-Sir ye "MUJRA Continous Tense" hai. :D
    • 10 years ago



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