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  • Aapke life mein mithaas ho "Cadbury" jaise Rounak ho "Asian Paints" jaise Mehak ho "Axe" jaise Taazgi ho "Colgate" jaise Aur tension-free rahe"Huggies" jaise!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ME: I Love You . . : Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya..? . . : ME:- OH...Ho.. Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA SHURU or gift b kya maang rhi h, chappal . . Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha se... :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 100% Toofani joke . . 3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile . . . 1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake Laaye, Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye, . . 2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake Laaye Thhe, Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye, . . . . . 3rd: Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe... . . Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne Baari-Baari Bajayaa.. . . jo samjha wo share karein bakki pogo dekho pogo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Din Bhagwaan Ne Ek Aashiq Se Puchha:- Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai, Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao?? . . . . . . . . . Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:- Aashiq:- Bas Usmein Password System Kar Do, . . Taaki Jiska Ho Wahi Khol Sake? .. Jisko Jisko Samajh Me Aaya, Wo Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Me, Baaki Bachhe Jake Pogo Dekho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Koi Hume Achchha Lagta Hai To Achchha Wo Nahi, Hum Hai.. . . Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta Hai To . Bura Wahi Hai Kyoki Hum To Achchhe Hai Na! ................................... . . Zindagi Se Koi Cheez Maango To Aise Maango Jaise Tumhare Baap Ki Thi. . . . Aur Nahi Mili To Ye Soch Lena Ki Kaun Si Tumhare Baap Ki Thi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pinky to doctor Pinky=> doctor sahab aap mere ghar chalenge kya ? Doctor==> haa... Pinky==> kitna feesh lenge ? Doctor==> 200 Pinky==> theek hai chalo. Ghar pahuchne k baad doctor bola Mareez kaha hai? Pinky==> koi bhi mareez nhi hai yaha. Mujhe to ghar aana tha or yaha aane k liye 500 rupaye kharch kaun karta..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 boys proposed a girl . 1st: Mai tumhare liye Apni jaan de sakta hu . Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain . 2nd: Mai tumhare liye Chand taare todkar la sakta hu . Girl: Purana dialogue hai . 3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga . . . Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai muje.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक आदमी ने अपने पूरे परिवार सहित मकान का बीमा कराया। अचानक एक दिन उसका मकान आग लगने से ध्वस्त हो गया. बीमा कंपनी का ऑफिसर जायजा लेने के लिए आया और उसने आदमी से कहा,"चिंता मत करो हमारी कंपनी की पॉलि अच्छी है, हम आपको ऐसा ही नया मकान बनवा कर देंगे। आदमी बोला,"अगर आपकी कंपनी की यह तो मेरी बीवी का ब कर दीजिए।"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tujako dekhenge to sitare diya mangege....... Pyase teri zulfose ghata mangege..... Apane kandhe se dupaTa na sarakne dena,,,,,varana buddhe bhi javani ki duaa mangege...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Thoda garam thoda thanda piya kro, SMS zara naya kiya kro, samajh na aye to puch liya kro, Hum SMS Ke DOCTOR he. Hmse roz EK Khurak liya kro
    • 10 years ago



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  • TEACHER: Wo konsa Department hai jis me Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..??? : : : Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE.. : : : : Teacher: Kyon : : : : : : : PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.. Agree???? thoko like By: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur
    • 10 years ago



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  • PATNI-kitna pyar karte ho mujhe? PATI-shahjahan jitna. PATNI-mere marne k baad tajmahal banaoge? PATI-main to plot bhi le chuka hu der to tu kar rahi ha.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zoo ke andar :- english medium school ke bacche: "Oh !!! Wow.. Look a monkey is sleeping.. Lets not disturb him ..." . . . Hindi medium School ke bacche, " DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI.... PATTHAR MAAR SAALE KO
    • 10 years ago



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  • Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan- 1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte 2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai 3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai.:) ROHITRAJE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife husband se : kiya hua itni dheemi avaj me kiyu bat ker rahe ho phone per? Husband : bahen se bat ker raha hu iss liye! Wife: bahen se bat ker rahe ho to dheemi avaj me kiyu? . . . . . . . . . . . Husband : pagli meri bahen se nhi teri bahen se ker raha hu....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- "Mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga....?? . . . . . Studnet- Tu, Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!! Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.. Student Rock...teacher shock!!:D Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक ही गीत में पूरी उम्र देखिये नयनो में सपना (उम्र 5 से 15) सपनों में सजना (उम्र 15 से 25) सजना पे दिल आ गया (उम्र 25 से 35) क्यूं सजना पे दिल आ गया (उम्र 35 से 40) बाकी पूरी उम्र : ता थैया ता थैया..ओ
    • 10 years ago



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